Bravo just announced FOUR brand new shows: -The long rumored Real Housewives of Rhode Island -A retooled Ladies of London (no returning cast announced) -The Valley: Persian Style with Reza, GG, and MJ from Shahs -The self explanatory Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition

You will never convince me a better season of television exists than #RHONY season 3. -Brooklyn Bridge Beatdown -Jill Vs. Bethenny -Scary Island -Ramona's Runway Walk -Turtle Time -"Money Can't Buy You Class" -"You're in high school and I'm in Brooklyn.."

Here's my surprise cameo on last night's #SouthernCharm reunion!

Just watched tonight's #SouthernCharm reunion and it seems like a certain Dame makes a cameo appearance.

Bravo was founded in 1980 as a network to bring New York City opera, ballet, and symphony to the world. It played during the day and in the evening the same channel played porn... bsky.app/profile/loll...

Based on when the announcement is coming, I would guess that Garcelle is one of the rare instances of a Housewife leaving #RHOBH of her own accord. bsky.app/profile/brav...

NEW POD: Discussed the new state of "Real Housewives" reunions using the recently wrapped #RHONY, #RHOSLC and #RHOP reunions as examples with @brianjmoylan.bsky.social! Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

I'm honoring my Irish heritage this St Paddy's Day ☘️ by sending nudes to anyone who asks...

Terrible news about Karen. I was disappointed in her behavior this season, but this sentence seems harsh. She got more time than Teresa, who actually defrauded people. people.com/karen-huger-...

Feel free to tell me how handsome I am

My nemesis @brianjmoylan.bsky.social comparing me to Teresa Giudice has left me shaken.

Such fun dissecting Bravo shows with @brianjmoylan.bsky.social in today’s episode. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r... #podcast

Rihanna reached out to Mary Cosby twice after her emotional scene with Roebrt Jr. aired on #RHOSLC: www.vulture.com/article/rhos... via @brianjmoylan.bsky.social for @vulture.com

Are Sebastian Stan stans just called Stans?

In a rare lapse of judgement, my parents let me watch Twin Peaks when it aired. I was 12. David Lynch has been the architect of my nightmares ever since.

I just watched the first 10 minutes of the RHOSLC finale and the Lisa Barlow lunch is such an unserious masterpiece. Put it in the Louvre alongside this.

I interviewed Chrishelle from Selling Sunset, but more importantly, from THE TRAITORS and boy does she really hate Sandoval. www.marieclaire.com/culture/tv-s...

He's working late.....cause he's a singer bsky.app/profile/nyti...

Karen says she didn't show up at the reunion because she's in rehab. This seems mighty convenient...... www.bravotv.com/the-daily-di...

Does this mean that Karen's tenure will be over?!?!? bsky.app/profile/quee...

I tried to predict who is going to win The Traitors and if last year's attempt is any indication I will be horrendously wrong. www.vulture.com/article/the-...

Ranking every crew member on Below Deck ever took me and @genevievekoski.bsky.social a YEAR to do so you better fucking read it and share it and tell us how great we are. www.vulture.com/article/belo...

"Twink" has replaced "Gaslighting" as something that used to be specific and has now been misused to the point of meaninglessness.

The craziest thing about the Superman trailer is they expect us to think that this man makes a middle-class living as a journalist? Please.

The Most Popular Recaps of the Year list on @vulture.com is the only place where I am truly famous and totally in charge. I have 6 of the 25 slots. www.vulture.com/article/most...

Coming in at Number 9 for the year! www.vulture.com/article/most...

Are you a Bravo (especially Real Housewives) fan and you don't get @brianjmoylan.bsky.social 's terrific "Real Housewives Institute" newsletter? The current one has a fantastic section "All I Want for Christmas Is Views"--everything on it is a banger! Subscribe at nymag.com/newsletters.

This is a serious question: Is Trump on Ozempic?

It's hilarious to me that Selena Gomez's stans think she has a shot at an Oscar when she is absolutely incapable of acting www.nytimes.com/2024/12/10/m...

Wrote this in 2016 and stand by every damn word! www.vulture.com/2016/12/rudo...

Told everyone on the Bitch Sesh live stream last night I’d post a photo of my crease and since I’m a man of my word (and chronically horny on main)……

This is the thing about Mary. She's almost always right, she just doesn't deliver her opinion in a nice enough way for people to hear her. If she talked to everyone how she talks to Angie K here, she would be the best Housewife around. bsky.app/profile/quee...

Kathy has been waiting 20+ years to be able to talk as much shit about "Maurice" as she wants. bsky.app/profile/dust...

Here’s what I think will happen with the cast of Vanderpump Rules www.vulture.com/article/vand...

“UNLIMITED!!!!!!!!!!!!”

This is terrible news. bsky.app/profile/quee...

It's amazing how NBC is spinning off all of its cable networks EXCEPT Bravo. We are keeping legacy media afloat, motherfuckers. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/20/b...

You know when they show a Housewife smoking it means her life is going to absolute shit. bsky.app/profile/emer...

Adrian Brody asked me to change seats so he could sit with his girlfriend and I did. He did not say thank you. bsky.app/profile/clai...

It happened. @brianjmoylan.bsky.social visited The Quiet Woman. #RHOC

So, now that I'm moving here, should I create an alt?

where r the sluts

Oh great, just what I need. Another platform to look at hot guys and Housewives memes on.