already loved thee stork club but love them even more for this

Getting back into the swim of things by putting a nice 1000 yards in the book.

Had an amazing time at #SVPride on Sunday despite the record setting heat. Got to debut the new bodysuit that I made myself (teaching myself to sew and pattern in the process). Already have pans for improved v2 but super happy with this result. 📸: @hella.ser.gl

Commissions for @furry.law #basicwanton #furry #furryart #nsfw #transmasc #transman

Happy #fatcigarfriday! That’s what FCF is for, right?

Finally, I can post this video I've been hanging on to since somebody sent it to me.

Had to make an appearance at Dore Alley street fair last weekend. Warren Darko is always watching you.

On July 30, 2024, @austen_jakobs (X), @versasspunk.bsky.social, @pupkibbles.bsky.social, @Nullo_FF (X), @attispussyboy (X) and I made history by assembling three nullos, a #pussyboy, and a #nullo -to-be in the same space for the Dickless Men Roundtable! (1/3)

Super pleased with the way this YCH from @retrohurricane.bsky.social came out! This was a birthday gift art for my little brother @nitroatl.bsky.social and I'm sure he hates the idea of this happening to him...

Had a blast at #SFPride last Sunday! Weather was perfect to rock the budgie smugglers.

You know your pride party is at a high class sex club when there’s a carafe of mouthwash in the bathroom.

🌾 You couldn’t afford it baby!

There was a lot going on in SF the weekend before Pride. Today was the red dress bar crawl in the Castro. It didn’t expect to be able to go ‘cause I expected to be in Berkeley all afternoon but we wrapped early so I decided to go meet a friend for it. [1/?]

After a disappointing night out, nothing lifts my spirits like an Uber driver going 40mph in the middle lane of the freeway while cars fly around us on either side.

Happy Father’s Day, boys! As a reminder, if you’ve ever called me ‘daddy’ I expect a message from you today. As a bonus, enjoy my fit for last night’s Truck party.

PSA for everyone going to protests

During the ‘96 Atlanta Olympics I worked at a Godiva store. Nearly every day a guy came in to get a coffee and a candy bar and we chatted. Then he came in and handed me a yellow jersey and two tickets to the bronze medal soccer match. Turned out to be Mario Zagallo, head coach for Brazil’s team.

Someone randomly tucked a dollar into the waistband of my jock at the #sfeagle tonight. Now that I’ve been paid I can officially call myself a whore, right?

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

These are beautiful! That NB flag is going up as my work zoom background tomorrow morning.

Last week I turned 49. Last weekend I refereed 12 #rugby matches at @igrugby.bsky.social’s NORAM cup, including serving as AR for the first all-trans player match in the US. As someone who identifies as non-binary myself, I couldn’t be happier or prouder to have helped out. Happy pride!

During the #NORAM cup, you could have followed the white rabbit towards Wonderland and several fantastic rugby matches. I worked with some great crews and got to ref a tournament with my husband @torchisadog.bsky.social for the first time!

coming back from my little break for a sec because ITS PRIDE MONTH BABY 👑🎷🐇💯🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️👬🌼🌈

This week: finish beta read for a friend and get comments back to them. This month: 1) incorporate comments from my beta readers into novel manuscript and 2) finish shadowrun-esque short for an anthology submission.

Furry con on an aircraft carrier? Furry con on an aircraft carrier. #GalacticCamp #furry

To everyone who told me my new Warren face would be perfect for a cosplay of White Rabbit from Devil May Cry…. You’re welcome.

You’re reborn as a cartoon character. Who are you?

Around 60 hours worked on staff and over 100k steps since arriving at the con on Wednesday. Finally had time to suit Sunday for closing ceremonies and really happy with the new face. Despite the hard work and exhaustion, I’m already working on ways to improve and can’t wait til next year!

The @furryweekend.com takeover of the Georgia Aquarium is awesome!

Had a really good night at the SF Eagle for Filth last night. Had a #cigar, caught up with friends, took a couple loads…usual Saturday night stuff.

Why are you LGTBQ+? Correct answers only.

New ‘sona head came in just in time for @furryweekend.com! The crafting by @easternwindstudio.bsky.social is absolutely amazing and they were a joy to work with. And this suit will be part of my Moonlight Festival fit for the FuturePunk theme.

Love that smaller on top energy!

Gotta say, this California weather is perfect for outdoor cigars in a #jockstrap.

The Furry Weekend Atlanta Moonlight Festival returns for #FWA2025! 🌙✨ Join us Saturday, May 10th, as we bring together a diverse group of artists, DJs, entertainers, and vendors from the furry and local communities to create a night of self-expression, kink education, and positivity!

Look at that level of concentration, watching those feet as he approaches the line! Don’t ever say the #rugby referee’s job is easy. Ok, yeah, the Cal player made a great breakaway there too. 😁

I don't break out the full cow very often, but decided to hit up #BLUF and #cigar night at the Eagle yesterday.

A very special VDay 😘 to my very own love bunny, @furry.law! I love you so much! ❤️❤️❤️

From now on, whenever anyone asks me what an #Atlantis cruise is like, I’m just going to send them this video.

My #Atlantis2025 cruise continues to be a blast! They let me in the casino despite the no smoking signs and the lucky rabbits feet landed me $50 on a $2 free play! Bonus, our sister ship was in port alongside, so I went out on the balcony and frightened the normies. #furry

For not doing anything, yesterday was a very full day! Kicked things off at the Flowrider at 9am, hot tubs, sauna, sun, pool, good food… Then finished it off with a lovely cigar. #Atlantis2025

Spent the night dancing at the Enchanted Forest party on the #Atlantis cruise. And I found a @ravage.bsky.social!

Saturday’s a rugby day! Got to AR two blowout games by Berkeley today and now it’s beer o’clock.

Picked up a sketch at FC from @silverpocky.bsky.social and love the way it came out!

Got to debut the Hoppers outfit at @furcon.bsky.social yesterday! People definitely seemed to enjoy it. Thank you again @purplebirdman.com for the inspiration! #furry #fc2025

I do not have the emotional strength it takes to foster a senior dog; it would destroy me. But I thank whatever powers exist that there are people who do.

Another story submitted, another rejection. Tried my hand at queer (non-furry) horror and was really pleased with it, but guess it still wasn’t right.

Had a very up and down day, so headed to underwear night at the Eagle to try and get out of my head. Managed to get someone else’s head in me, so that helped.

One of my favorite comic artists, @purplebirdman.com, is currently running one about Hoppers, a restaurant staffed entirely by buff buns and jacked rabbits. Naturally I had to commission a cameo for Warren! The full series is on his patreon (patreon.com/purplebirdman/).

Just started reading this and the first few stories have me hooked. They’ve been my favorite kind of horror, where the real threat is generally mundane but there’s still a subtle supernatural twist. #booksky