Can we all agree to just not crosspost that video anywhere?

We just lost a real one, y'all. RIP

silly fox it's not winter anymore

The Ornithologically Correct City Connects (that B on the cap could have a little less, but other than that, I dig it.)

POP'N MUSIC ANIMATION MELODY

Somewhere in your city there's a tired and hungry local musician that desperately needs your ridicule so they'll move on to the next chapter in their life

1st inning: Wow, nice start from Bradish, what was I worried about? 2nd inning: Get Bradish out of here.

We wouldn't be facing a nuclear holocaust with...look y'all know the drill, okay? Kamala Harris wasn't perfect, but like, come on people.

Can't score on a schlub pitcher trying to hand us the game. That's so O's.

アンタに言ってんの！ (I'm talking to you!) / ぴーなた (pinata) featuring 重音テト (Kasane Teto) #utau

We should not have had to fight this hard to beat the White Sox. I'll take it, though.

Sabrina Carpenter releases "House Tour" video starring Margaret Qualley and Madelyn Cline

Maryland: No one fucking cares about us but us and goddamnit we like it.

One positive today: Cade Povich did good in long relief. I'm not saying he should be starting now...there's not but here, we're not going down that road, keep him in the bullpen.

Chris Bassitt, get the Hell off the O's.

I’ll go one further - Good Friday it downpoured coming out of church and guess what it’s doing coming out of Easter again? We deserve this in Ohio. Maybe this is a sign from heaven to not be a giant jerk in the world - you reap what you sow.

THEO VON: “What do you think is gonna happen? Do you think we’ll be ok?” JOE ROGAN: “I hope so. I’m confused. I can’t believe we went to this war.” THEO VON: “There’s gotta be some way we’re better than this.”

List of things you would've had today under a Kamala Harris administration: -Lower gas prices -Less congested airports -An appropriate Easter message that doesn't contain any foul language. Feel free to show this to your family members on Facebook. Hopefully they will realize what they've done.

I’m seeing a lot of local leaders in Maryland celebrating ICE’s recent court declaration as a victory — that ICE is “backing down” and reconsidering using the warehouse for immigration detention. That’s not what the documents say. 🧵

Something might be wrong with Kyle Bradish.

メズマライザー (Mesmerizer) / サツキ (32ki) featuring 初音ミク (Hatsune Miku) & 重音テト (Kasane Teto) #vocaloid #utau

The Same Old Orioles. No matter who's in the lineup, we always find ways to suck against the goddamn Rangers.

First Polar Bear Plunge of the season!

Happy Trans Day of Visibility. And validation, because each and every one of you are valid af.

Just a reminder: You wouldn't have this problem with President Kamala Harris.

Pitching sucks, defense really sucks, what the hell are we doing?

Good morning Bluesky! Furthemore was SO MUCH FUN! I got so many photos to share. But first I want to highlight the group plushie photo I took at the end of my Plushie collecting panel! It was a perfect way to end the con! Thank you to everyone who came. I hope yall learned something :) #Plushies

Orioles, this is not what I call starting strong.

rawr from FurTheMore they got karaoke later tonight. any suggestions?

"This is going to ruin the tour"

A proposed two-state solution with minimal complications Minor details to be addressed

We so back!

Eric Byrnes shilling for Carshield "cool tough guy" style is a choice. Showing it every other commercial break is also a choice.

Nothing beats the first "O" of the season at Camden Yards

Happy O!pening Day to all who observe

NEWS: Bette Midler just released a remake of Woody Guthrie’s classic protest song “All You Fascists Bound to Lose,” updated to fit the current moment and urge action ahead of the midterms. You have to listen to this.

Happy Maryland Day! From our neighborhoods to the State House, it’s the people of Maryland who make this state strong. Proud to serve and celebrate you today.

Fun fact: Baltimore's No Kings Day protest is happening near a furry convention. I expect, no, I *demand* to see lots of RAWR XD representation!

Live your life in a way that you don't end up getting scared of cameraphones* *well unless you're a celebrity which these people are not

This is honestly the best possible time to observe third party advocates who hate the two-party system. There couldn't be a better moment. (thread)

You've heard of The Pitt. Well, now get ready for...The Pitts! A FOX sitcom from 2003 from Simpsons writer Mike Scully about a family that always has weird shit happen to them because reasons. It was canceled after five episodes.

I've lived through 2023, and I've lived through 2025. I have neither high expectations nor low expectations for my Orioles this year. Wouldn't it be something if we win it all, though...

New Trainwreckords. An exhausting look at an exhausting moment in history. Watch this and I'll text you an apology for robbing you of your time.

Something I didn’t anticipate about living under full Federal fascism is how quickly I would forget things. Things that happened a week ago are quickly memory-holed because we have to endure a daily firehose of bullshit. Yesterday, I decided to watch/listen to Bruce’s Streets of Minneapolis again.

I haven't mentioned it before but recently Baltimore got an actual literal Philly cheesesteak place... ...and it's Geno's. All the places to come to here and we had to get the racist slop. There are Chinese takeout places in this city that have better cheesesteaks than Geno's.

you are loved, and we will win

When Chuck Norris went to the pearly gates this morning, St. Peter roundhouse kicked him down to Hell. lol rip bozo

it's like everything they said was gonna happen under biden is finally happening now

The so-called “SAVE America” (it should really be called “Stop Your Vote”) Act is up for a vote this week y’all!  It’s time to make a lot of noise, educate a lot of voters, and make sure your voice is heard! The Republicans are going all in. So must we!!