ou’ll be visited by three spirits The three spirits:

youtube.com/shorts/Dm_Yy... God this kills me in the best way

Bats forever🦇 #Dispatch #Sonar

Sonar 🦇 #dispatch

"You, too, can have incredible views like this is you sign up for a private consultation session with Jimmy at Big Wada Workout! ...What do you mean he doesn't work here? He's booked out for three weeks! Hell, get him a t-shirt or something." For @toomanyjs.bsky.social

Look at this cup I'm holding ☕️

Every time I see Hank thirst trappin I think of this Drawfee moment:

The Sodomite Agenda: A book setting a series of time slot for which thug daddiez I'm gonna fuck wit

Does anyone else feel weird about there being so much TMNT porn when the turtles are canonically... well, teens?

Jay Jones' tweets, according to Miyares and Earle-Sears:

I love that some people are so emotionally attached to AI that they consider "clanker" a slur

Alts for your lewd daki-humping pleasure

Enjoying a nap in the cool early autumn breeze~ Been wanting a dakimakura of Onyx for the longest time Artwork by the ever-lovely @nokemy.bsky.social

Enjoying a nap in the cool early autumn breeze~ Been wanting a dakimakura of Onyx for the longest time Artwork by the ever-lovely @nokemy.bsky.social

So a few notes I have about the most recent Earle-Sears ad with the sound clip from the 10/9 VA gubernatorial debate:

My favorite fur collar dino！🦖

~ Oh, hey! You're pretty good! 🦊 Kuro's fighting style is a mixture of jiu jitsu and pro wrestling, so here the boi is wearin' a gi! #OC #Furry #Art 👉 HD: (www.furaffinity.net/view/62683024/) (‼️ Special news! Halloween post will be uploaded soon, Oct 21st! My Bluesky-versary! 🎃)

Is it rude to say that - at least locally - Grubhub drivers seem to give far fewer shits than Doordash drivers? I've had fewer problems with them, and those I've had tend to be vendor-side, whereas Grubhub tends to deliver to the wrong place, forget drinks, or scam/steal like half the time

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

Uh, same as my long twitter post, here's the reason why I'm active again.

Again. One of the only things I’m enjoying about the LLM era is the subplot about Musk’s toy saying true things and getting in trouble, so that Musk has to reach in and turn up the dial marked “racism,” at which point the toy turns into a deranged Nazi, the dial gets eased down, repeat

Mega Hawlucha and Mega Malamar watching Raichu get two megas be like:

CW: politics rant Love how VA gubernatorial candidate Winsome Earle-Sears went straight from a CNN interview saying "I want to talk about real issues" to fearmongering ads claiming Abigail Spanberger will turn VA into a woke hellscape where "boys share a locker room with little girls."

Weretober2024 Day 12! Serpent 🐍

I'm still thinking about this... #furry

This will be my only contribution for the Mega #malamar from #pokemon ZA

I realize that's his staff but I like to imagine him shouting this while grinding on a stripper pole

Does this mean Medicaid can deny me a kidney transplant if the donor organ comes from a biofemale, even if it's otherwise viable? Since the surgery is a medical procedure resulting in my having a partially-female urinary system? Yeah, slippery slope, but nuance is hardly conservatives' strong suit.

If only there were some sort of policies or restrictions put into place to keep guns out of the hands of people who have a risk of committing shootings of this type... 🤔

If you see this post your transformation sequence

...was this something that was actually in contention by anyone with half a braincell and the means/will to do research into such matters?

Me when some nerd tells me to touch grass:

Giraffe fursonas. Long neck but otherwise normal height, or normal proportions but excessively tall?

I don't know if I count as a furry but my fursona sure as hell does

Additional political take: why is it the conservative go-to thing now to say they aren't a "career polititian?" Like bitch if you've ever held a government office, politics IS your career right now, like what tf you mean bro?

I love how incredibly predictable the VA gubernatorial election ads have been. They started with a vagueness that made me unsure what Spanberger and Earle-Sears' parties and stances were without some research, then the attack ads boil down to, "don't vote for them because they're in that party"

Who's got a nicer feather dick, Reshiram or Mega Hawlucha?

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I wonder what - if anything - can be done to keep delivery services from sending drivers to the wrong address? I've had this happen on easily half the orders I've placed after sundown. "We'll do better next time" is a useless sentiment if you just don't actually do better

TBF so do I

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

I'm not like other grills Her: Me:

How long until Harry Potter is in the public domain? I'm tired of money going into JK Lovecraft's estate from stealing Hatsune Miku's intellectual property

DRACO. Quick personal art of my sona.

Listen, I had to.

Caliban's layers, some quick sketches of how his suit works