Christian Nationalists are treating the Epstein files like they treat their Bibles and our Constitution: They are *ignoring* them.

It was a beautiful day for hike in Peter’s Canyon. Mount Baldy (San Antonio) is always a great sight 😍

Shit, the internet is the Tower of Babel, isn't it? Not in a literal sense but in a "this thing that was meant to bring us together is, in the end, driving us apart as it crumbles" way. Huh.

Overheard in the lobby of the kids orthodontist office “Is habernero spicy? I’m kinda gringo, but not as gringo as Kevin.” 🤣🤣🤣 what?

30 something years of writing some form of `ps -ax | grep appname` and while looking over what actually comes in procps I learn I could have just typed `pgrep appname` instead, and the output can be directly piped into other commands. 🤦‍♀️ its so much tidier too

Oooh look birdies! I love it when she watches CatTV 😍

As a child of the 80’s with a love of all things Ghostbusters and Nickelodeon I fully expected being slimed to be an every day part of life. Reality… I’ve been slimed by the kiddos a couple times, but most days I just get fuzzed. #lifewithcats

Last year at TrailblazerDx I injured my leg, and all the walking I did at the conference made it worse. I’m still not fully recovered. While working out tonight I realized one of my motivations was to be in better shape for #tdx25 in March. I don’t think I’ve ever trained for a conference 🤣🤣

Guess who almost got sat on after wrapping up my last meeting with the desk raised to standing height? It’s a good think I looked! Silly kitty.

This is misleading. The law only forces app stores and web hosts to stop distributing them. They could leave the service running if they wanted to. They don’t want to.

And that’s it, TikTok is down for me, right in the middle of an @aoc.bsky.social post on how we got here. Unbelievable timing. Thank you for trying congresswoman.

Too many emotions to process.

Daily Toony - Playtime with Ms Petunia started off with her being extra cute to get my attention as I left my desk after a meeting. Playtime is for both of us!

Today’s Daily Toony - Ms Petunia taunts Mo the Roomba. Neener neener you can’t get me!

i’m grateful for this thread, i’ve learned a lot and had some things that i wrongly believed corrected.

I want to build a habit of using Bluesky so I suppose the best way to train my brain is with cat pictures! Here’s a couple recent favorite moments of Ms Petunia being cute

Bureaucracy at its finest. Wonderful terms you got there TSA Precheck renewal form. I wonder how many people actually remember to call TSA to let them know they’ve been convicted, found not competed, pled insanity, or involuntarily committed?

After an accidental typo resulted in “sandbox referesh” I have decided I must define the intrusive thought it inspired. Sandbox reeferesh - an unapproved / destructive sandbox refresh where someone must have been high when they carried it out.

Join the #Salesforce BA group tomorrow for: Matthew Morris on "Diagramming Salesforce Solutions" Followed by book spotlight for @peiroll.com's "Successful Salesforce Projects 101" 🕰️ Nov 26, 8 AM PST / 4 PM GST 🔗 Register Here: trailblazercommunitygroups.com/events/detai... #TrailheadCommunity

It’s far too early on this Monday morning to fight her for the chair. The appeal to logic failed. Apparently she doesn’t care that I need the chair to make the money that buys the food, treats, toys, litter, etc.. Oy, cats am I right?

this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism

If Bluesky is an echo chamber, at least the words echoing are not the C-word (and I don't mean Christian) and the F-word (and I mean the gay slur.) Let the kindness ricochet!

8 Tips to Keep Your Identity Safe This Holiday Season

I just came across a variable with “rule” and “34” in the name and yeah… it’s time to work on something else I’ll never look at this code the same way again 🤣🤣

Tonight at 5pm Pacific / 8pm Eastern The Orange County, CA Developer group will be joined by special guest @utkan.com who will share “How The Transform Element Saves You Loops in the Winter 25’ Release.” This is a virtual event, so all are welcome! trailblazercommunitygroups.com/events/detai...

🚨 Deadline alert! 🚨 The TrailblazerDX 2025 Call for Participation closes THIS WEEK! Have a story, session idea, or demo to share? Inspire the Salesforce community—submit your proposal now! 🌟 Details & apply: admin.salesforce.com/blog/2024/th... #TrailblazerDX

In case you are looking for an independent consultant (or are one, or have a small consulting firm), I created a starter pack to easily find all those who are always on the hunt to help you with some great project that you could really use a little extra help with! go.bsky.app/AM4tjn1

One of the truly bizarre things about aging is seeing a beloved elder hit a challenge and reminding them of the framework they taught you for dealing with and working through such challenges.

Grok names Elon Musk as one of the most significant sources of misinformation on Twitter 🤣🤣🤣 I can’t breath 🤣🤣🤣 fortune.com/2024/11/14/g...

Obligatory cat picture!

For any #Salesforce community members, just manually started a starter pack so we can stay connected. go.bsky.app/7BuzbzY

Well I know what I’m watching after tonight’s #NetHeads!

The influx of Salesforce friends is giving me the happy big feels today. Keep it coming friendos! 💙💙💙

To anyone who needs this, and to those who care about them: check on your marginalized friends.

We had a smaller but noticeable earthquake a few minutes ago. I am thoroughly impressed that the MyShake app sent this notice a good 3-4 seconds before the shaking started.

It will never not irk me how in so many languages the (non-profession-related) courtesy title for a man is the same no matter what his situation but for a woman you aren’t using the proper term without first considering some hidden flow chart relating to her marital status, age, and cultural context

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A really fun video on some of the things you can do with a Raspberry Pi 5 and some addons! youtube.com/watch?v=Vp4g...

Wordle 875 5/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I made a flower

Remembering Meighan Brodkey at the last place we ever hung out. It was the last day of Dreamforce 2022, we grabbed a drink and some beef stew here at The Irish Bank. Meighan you were a true friend, I love you, and I miss you. Rest in Peace. #dreamforce #df23

One nice thing about taking time off after Bitwise Industries crumbling and that whole fiasco is setting up my NAS to be so much more than just a backup solution and git server. Today I’m installing OpenProject and testing it out!

Alright there we go! I finally my profile pictures setup and it was harder than it needed to be, but now it’s time to check this app out 😁