I guess I better get used to carrying this around. #security

Great news, folks. x.com/polymarket/s...

Such a cruel headline and I am here for it. babylonbee.com/news/spirit-...

May the 4th be with you

Here is the interesting story I learned recently. Turkey was a #coffee consuming country. But coffee does not grow in Turkey. In early phases of Turkish republic, there was a planned and conscious effort to grow #tea in the north, and replace most of that consumption with tea. And it worked. Amazing

Video on Summer26 in production ..... #Salesforce #Summer26

It did not take long for this platform to turn into a hate engine. Wow. F*ck this, block that. Yeah, that’s what we need.

SaaS Apocalypse is top of mind for most people, but here is the important question that begs an answer in this context: You may think you can code a CRM using Claude code rather quickly. Did the latest developments in AI make it easy for you to get your data out of your CRM #Salesforce +

AI image processing makes me look older. Does it happen because I am already old. Does it amplify what I already am? Idk. What is your expeience?

I am enjoying the huge Michelle Pfeiffer come back. She is great.

Alexa+ yadi yada … I ask Alexa+ Amazon Echo device to message my wife, it says to connect my mobile phone via Bluetooth and share my contacts. I did not ask for a car kit I asked for AI intelligence and agents.

🇹🇷 Over the past 12 months, 193k fully electric cars were registered in Türkiye — about 18% of total sales. Depending on the geographical definition of Europe, that would make Türkiye roughly the 4th-largest BEV market. ⚡

The message from Volodymyr Zelenskyy is clear: the European Union is lacking the UK. Britain's future is European. So is Ukraine's. 🇬🇧🤝🇪🇺🤝🇺🇦

We’ve identified a security incident that involved unauthorized access to certain internal Vercel systems, impacting a limited subset of customers. Please see our security bulletin: vercel.com/kb/bulletin/...

Are you ready for the market opening tomorrow? I am not.

#NowWatching Big Mistakes on #Netflix. Really good.

Missing mama #dog #puppy

Here we go. A preview of what is coming. x.com/netanyahu/st...

No agreement abcnews.com/Internationa...

#NowPlaying open.spotify.com/track/1GQtCd...

“Echoing Nadella, Microsoft technical fellow Anders Hejlsberg, inventor of both C# and TypeScript, said earlier this year that AI makes traditional IDEs less important, that "you're supervising what it's doing, and it doesn't necessarily need an IDE in the same way." ®”

I know a poorly run ICE, but it ain’t that one.

Food Influencing Gets a Feel-Good Refresh - Turkish influencer’s restaurant reviews - Gift article www.nytimes.com/2026/04/07/d...

I am considering closing my brokerage account and going full on fanduel. That market would be more logical than this.

It is very clear at this point that he is a lunatic. What is more scary for me is that there are still some republican voters who support him.

It turns out Home Depot ships free now even for $5 box of screws. Maybe it is because I have a pro account. But I will take it. Cool.

This is a great college basketball final. #NCAA #College #Basketball

Other spreadsheet-related news: Taxes are done.

Update: I have not had a Microsoft subscription since January 1st. The only reason I kept one this long was Excel. I am using the office apps on Google now. Google sheets is fine. Everything is fine. Happy with the decision.

That Spurs Nuggets game yesterday, tho. Man! #NBA

Turkish Airlines Business upgrade via miles: I did not have enough miles, but I sent some over from the credit card, and some more from my Marriott Bonvoy account, and I got it done. The conversion rate through Marriott Bonvoy is not very attractive, though. #Turkish #Airlines #THY

I am not going to focus on the religious aspect, which is clearly problematic, especially the use of “Allah”, but 2 observations: 1) Does this sound like a president who is winning? Who is forcing whom into a corner here? 2) This communication is a huge embarrassment for the USA. Trashed diplomacy.

They were going to give them Teams - probably - but there were not enough RAM in the universe.

I picked up one of these IKEA donut lights today. If you are a #smarthome fan this is a sweet deal. It is a matter device and it comes with a matter-supported two-button remote. You can set up the remote to control anything for you. www.ikea.com/us/en/p/varm...

I watched the Tiger Woods arrest video. Can you imagine how that would have gone down had he not been Tiger Woods? “I was talking to the president” and sh*t.

FLASH NEWS: Salesforce has announced general availability of the Agentforce Migration Tool. It allows orgs to replace the traditional Salesforce Lightning UI with a fully agent-driven interface. salesforcebreak.com/2026/04/01/m... via @salesforcebreak #Salesforce

Wow, that price is all 🖕s

If you use GitHub (especially if you pay for it!!) consider doing this *immediately* Settings -> Privacy -> Disallow GitHub to train their models on your code. GitHub opted *everyone* into training. No matter if you pay for the service (like I do). WTH github.com/settings/cop...

MacOS: When I restart, would you like me to re-open all these apps? me: no MacOS: hmm well that's a shame because I am going to do that. me: ok MacOS: Should I open them all maximised on the same desktop? me: no MacOS: hmm well…

U r the product.

Idk man even the brand sounds sus

That’s because there is no plan

THREAD: Elite 80s/90s tennis aesthetic Andre Agassi

Only Nike retro I care about now on his foot

Wow, Michelle Pfeiffer is still an awesome actress. I am shocked.

Just earned the Organizational Alignment (V2MOM) badge on @Trailhead and you should too! trailhead.salesforce.com/content/lear... #Salesforce

Wait a minute. Is this Hilary Duff on Jimmy Fallon?

Clockwise acquired by Salesforce and shutting down next week (www.getclockwise.com) Discussion | Main Link

This is great news if it works well.

20% saved on a Salesforce SELA renewal. Tobias Thiel (Lead Architect, KUKA) & Martin Ratkiewicz share practical strategies for license negotiations — because procurement shouldn't do this alone. 🇩🇪 May 8, Berlin. #WirSindOhana