Glad I was put on an #Agentforce project so I can now CONFIDENTLY say it is bad. Met with Signature Success architect who could not help me bulk test. Escalated to Testing team who can't help. Escalated now to Agentbuilder team. Go live today. No bulk testing possible. YOLO.

Sent to me by @sheaconsulting.bsky.social, but originating from Amanda Nielsen. SO GOOD.

Forgot to post during the #TrailblazerCommunity fun 😅 Just closed down this month’s #BadassBA - loved @richardivan.bsky.social’s take on Design Thinking & User Centric Design. I’ll never look at a Heinz ketchup bottle the same way again! Thanks @vanessa.ba & @peiroll.com!

With the #BeMore Podcast on a break, rewatch top episodes; Be More Flow with @utkan.com Be More Business Analyst with @vanessa.ba Be More Enterprise Architect with Shelly Sousa Be More Independent Consultant with @sheaconsulting.bsky.social Be More Salesforce Design with Katka Vokrinkova

Maybe all these ridiculous LinkedIn messages should go on Clitify.

Maybe he’s a psychic #linkedin

Tell me you use automated messaging without telling me you use automated messaging.

When you’re at a three day leadership conference and are told you need to be dressed for a workout, but your boyfriend gave you a hickey. I dunno why we hide these things anyway. It just means I’m hot, dammit. I’m mildly embarrassed though.

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I can’t be the only one still receiving email forward jokes from their dad and his aol email address.

I saw a job posting from ClifyX and my brain read it as "Clitify" and then I had to get ChatGPT involved and yeah so now I own clitify.com. What should I do with it? There are so many other good slogans too! #adhd

Why is LinkedIn.

I think a lot about all the vibe coding I would do if I didn't, like, have to pay bills and parent.

I found Jesus at #GenCon

My boyfriend brought me to #GenCon this year. Don’t think I’ve ever been to a place with so many men I wouldn’t have sex with. I’ve never had my fidelity so thoroughly untested before!

ADHD wins today. I’ll try and be productive tomorrow.

9:30pm Bedtime: "Mom, I'm bringing these snack tomatoes to my room" Me: "OK as long as they don't rot there." 10pm: "Mom, I'm letting you know I am going downstairs to get tomatoes." Me: "Don't you have some?" 12yo: "I ran out." Me: "...these are the moments they don't prepare you for as a parent."

I posted something on LinkedIn and somebody commented below: “The challenge is the client/user doesn’t always even understand the requirement - they don’t know what they don’t know. If you don’t ask the right questions you end up building something that isn’t future proofed. +

Having two special needs kids, a nanny, after school shit, homeschool shit, and maneuvering a split schedule in the wake of a separation... I've spent literally hours updating multiple goddamned calendars.

My boyfriend says this sounds like me during meetings youtu.be/WO5wpeYSotg?...

I can’t with LinkedIn today.

Consulting is oftentimes feeling like I am watching a car crash in slow motion and I’m powerless to stop it.

All the conversations here are how #agentforce is a non-starter due to the complicated pricing. “What we are going to have an agent ask when the coffee shop is opening for $2?”

“So since every conversation with #agentforce comes at a cost, how do we figure out ROI once we identify a use case so we know if it’s worth getting an agent?” “You would find out during testing.” Wait so we’d have to finish development to get to ROI? 🤦‍♀️

Agentforce— striking fear in solution engineers doing live demos for over a year now. (I am watching some Salesforce dude struggle as his agent is like “wut”)

I just can’t with LinkedIn today.

Santa Barbara Dreamin’ hooked me up with a room for the night! Silly me didn’t realize it would be a dorm. The lights kept shutting off automatically and scaring me. I also forgot bath supplies, but I am happy to report Soft Soap did the trick. Still haven’t tried the green button, but tempted.

Lucidchart can suck a dick

Big deck energy here today.

I take consulting way too personally. One bad call on a Friday and my weekend was full of nightmares and self doubt.

The amazing @peiroll.com teaching us all how to listen to ourselves more, a very inspiring talk with lots to think about! #LonSFWiT #TrailblazerCommunity

@ellieatwhl.co.uk totally rocking the @shirtforce.org design hot off the presses today! "NOT JUST A PRETTY INTERFACE" 😍😍😍 At @lonsfwit.bsky.social #LonSFWiT

Fuck I am so much happier after some sleep.

It's a weird week when a post that I spent all of 3 minutes considering before I hit post (very on brand for me) gets a ton of attention. It all comes from a place of caring so damn much that I want to fight for better even if it makes me a bit vulnerable.

What is the point of having a local Salesforce community group if 99% of your meet ups are virtual?

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It somehow simultaneously feels like the best time and the worst time in my career.

When you meet with your signature success team and go "Oh hey you must be at the Salesforce office because @mikemartin.me and Guilda are behind you!" She was unimpressed.

Solo consulting life.

I am really tired of standing on business. I'd like to sit on it for a bit, please.

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Next time I’m a weepy mess for two day, can someone remind me to check if I’m about to get my period?

While looking for a copy of @techiezach.bsky.social's Agentforce session online, I came across another session called "Scale Greater Empathy with Agentforce for Financial Services" and that might be my biggest cringe face of the week. ooof

I think I’m about to burn out pretty hard.

Calling it now and tbd if I end up being right, but I think this year’s MVPs will be based on how much they champion Agentforce.

Shout out to my client in Chicago this week. Had my first post-covid in person workshops and they got us Portillo’s Italian beef one day and Lou Malnati’s pizza the previous day. They even sent me back to my hotel with Portillo’s famous chocolate cake! 🤤

1. I happen to be in Chicago for a client, but apparently it’s also Connections week… so hit me up for evening activities or Friday breakfast? 2. First stop is Chicago deep dish pizza. As a New Yorker I feel shame, but I just mentally put it in the same category as shepherds pie so it’s ok.

Can I get home, pack, and make it to the airport in time for a 12:37 flight? TBD

Yes! I didn't get around to adding it, but @vanessa.ba included Golden Hoodie winner, Keir, in her @ldnscall.bsky.social slides - keeping the @londevsfdc.bsky.social meme going! #LC25