remember when howard dean yelled "YEAH" kinda funny when he got excited and it ended his entire career?

why do so many vampires have blood dripping from their mouths? ever heard of a napkin??

huge shoutout to my wonderful wife for doing a superb job of making sure there was a clear path for the car so i can get in to work tonight

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

PCT lala wip

deer thoughts 💭

EVA初号機

spicy ffxiv take: i don't think the wing "mounts" look that good

In retrospect this had a way larger effect on me then I ever could have imagined.

second verse, same as the first

me honkin on this fat j

i always react like this when i see squapes

so i unlocked picto and i'm enjoying it and it's the most relatable class to me

work is taking it's sweet time telling us if shift is cancelled tonight or not, but like... look outside no one coming in, just call it already

man

Congratulations everyone

A WICKED WIND

Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store

Come and See imo, everyone should watch it. once. just once.

face of an elf that's gonna take down the Telvanni towers

you canNOT call yourself a twink unless you have been gifted items and equipment by a stronger player that you couldn't have gotten at your current level

so i unlocked picto and i'm enjoying it and it's the most relatable class to me

Oops. Turns out Persona, Discord’s age-verification service, was secretly screening selfies against government watchlists AND accessible by the feds. It's backed by Peter Thiel. “The state wants to see everything. The corporations want to see everything. And they've learned to work together.”

i always react like this when i see squapes

An old comic style of a woman looking out her window at a city skyline. The bubble says, “What a stupid time to be alive.”

matching set, bonded pair #ffxiv

you can tell fallout 4 is set in boston because the most irradiated part of the map is connecticut and the central hub is a baseball stadium full of irish cops shouting accusatory racial slurs send skeet

i doodled my coworker as his favorite character doing his job last night during while my order was running because he was pretty ill the other day

i've loved my wife for more than 20 years, but being Actually Married still makes it hit so much more

my brain, to me, daily

Why is it without clothes?

if you see this post a monster

or maybe those teens were already going through it and looking for relief

You made a big mistake, pilgrim.

woo~ federal refund is approved and i'll get it in a couple days i did my taxes right! i usually do, but every year i have this little voice of doubt in my head that goes "did i fuck up somewhere?"

Nothing more beautiful than these gay vintage t-shirts

someone was busy on the trip over, i guess, damn

Timeless humour! A 2,000 year-old Roman souvenir pen with a joke inscription roughly equivalent to: “I went to Rome and all I got you was this cheap pen!" 😂 Dated circa 70 AD, this iron stylus pen was recovered in London during excavations by MOLA. 📷 Juan Jose Fuldain/MOLA #Archaeology

strongly suspecting work will be canceled sunday night

"Hey, if Alysa Liu could throw the rulebook out the window and skate HER way, so can I!" I take four tentative steps out onto the ice before falling flat on my face, shattering the rink and slipping into the icy waters below. My body is never recovered

"Do you know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fuckin' gun, fucker. You receive a love letter from me, you are fucked forever! You understand, fuck?" Blue Velvet (David Lynch, 1986)

Petting my cat: delightful, feels like a cat to me Petting anyone else’s cat: wrong. Whole texture of this cat is wrong. You did something wrong to it, cats don’t feel like that.

i doodled my coworker as his favorite character doing his job last night during while my order was running because he was pretty ill the other day

The Enigma of Bulworth Fault

if you see this post a monster