Aeternitae
@aeternitae.bsky.social
π€ 49
π₯ 128
π 196
He/Him I use Arch btw
Ohtani in the 7th:
about 13 hours ago
0
0
0
This Jays team is built different and I'm so fucking here for it.
about 13 hours ago
0
2
0
I'm fucking ascending rn.
about 13 hours ago
0
0
0
This Jays team is absolutely incredible. Shout-out to birds.
about 13 hours ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Aeternitae
onion person
1 day ago
every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
1645
23520
4953
I used to fail to understand how this motherfucker bankrupted multiple casinos, but holy shit, I get it now.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 19 hours ago
0
0
0
Canadians after seeing someone else destroy the White House:
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Aeternitae
Tim Onion
7 days ago
"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."
add a skeleton here at some point
738
13598
2308
reposted by
Aeternitae
Jay Rigdon
7 days ago
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
146
14459
3860
Every day I become more and more thankful that I moved to Linux when I did. It was a brutal adjustment at first, but now that I can understand what I'm doing on Linux I can safely say I'm never going back.
add a skeleton here at some point
9 days ago
1
2
0
reposted by
Aeternitae
Daniel Ahmad
10 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
7
364
106
WHAT IS A SUPER BOSS TO A GOD?!
loading . . .
10 days ago
0
0
0
Disrespectfully, if you're a member of ICE your birth was a terrible mistake, and you're a blight to the human race.
add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
0
0
0
Man, Dementia really comes at you fast, huh? I'd genuinely feel bad for the guy if he wasn't such a terrible human being.
add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
0
0
1
Did I just win the PTCGP lottery or something because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
12 days ago
0
0
0
I'm so goddamn sick of AI trash, for the love of god just let this bubble pop.
13 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Aeternitae
Daniel Ahmad
15 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
4
183
32
reposted by
Aeternitae
The Daily Show
16 days ago
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
loading . . .
1897
56223
25019
Damn, sounds like Yankees fans need some time away from Baseball for a bit, luckily for them that's exactly what they're getting, heh.
loading . . .
Vladimir Guerrero Jr.'s family has bottles, cans thrown at them at Yankee Stadium
Vladimir Guerrero Jr.'s family had bottles and cans thrown at them while they were attending Game 4 of the ALDS.
https://clutchpoints.com/mlb/toronto-blue-jays/blue-jays-news-vladimir-guerrero-jr-family-bottles-cans-thrown-yankee-stadium
16 days ago
0
1
0
Me after selling a Steam trading card for 5Β’
19 days ago
0
1
0
Every time Trump brings up 51st State Rhetoric we'll get Vlad to hit another grand slam. >:^)
20 days ago
0
2
1
22 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Aeternitae
Tuba Zef
23 days ago
27
1287
248
It's almost impressive how punchable Stephen Miller's face is. The dude looks like Joseph Goebbels crossed with a rectal polyp.
23 days ago
0
1
0
FUCKER
29 days ago
0
1
0
I still can't believe the President of the United States got up on stage, mispronounced acetaminophen a bunch, and blamed tylenol for autism. this timeline is just-
30 days ago
0
1
0
For those who bald after or smth like that idk
about 1 month ago
0
1
0
youtu.be/hcm-2LbhLbw
loading . . .
CERVEZA CRISTAL
YouTube video by Hotbees
https://youtu.be/hcm-2LbhLbw
about 1 month ago
0
1
0
Sorry, but I'm gonna need an Expedition 60 DLC for Clair Obscur.
about 1 month ago
0
1
0
Facts don't care about your feelings! >:( They care greatly about my feelings though, please don't hurt my fee-fees or I'm telling on you. >:'(
about 1 month ago
0
1
0
...y'all okay over there?
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
0
0
0
Same.
about 1 month ago
0
0
0
Why does Monoco's theme go so fucking hard?
about 1 month ago
1
1
0
reposted by
Aeternitae
World of Warcraft
2 months ago
π‘π₯²
29
516
157
120fps Tales of Xillia for PC on Halloween?
2 months ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Aeternitae
Satan
2 months ago
19
1163
233
reposted by
Aeternitae
the babahuck
3 months ago
add a skeleton here at some point
62
11506
3111
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
0
1
0
Just used Windows 11 for all of ten minutes to install a firmware update and holy shit I cannot believe I lived like that for majority of my life. It felt like the computer it was running on was going to commit seppuku every step of the way.
3 months ago
1
3
0
I miss when I was 13 and my back didn't hurt and I felt like I could fight god.
3 months ago
0
0
0
no bro it's fine jeffrey epstein is a myth bro he never existed bro trump wouldn't lie to us bro please bro
3 months ago
0
0
1
I swear any fucking thing marketed with the word "Gaming" instantly has a 1000% increased chance of being overpriced low quality dogshit.
3 months ago
2
1
0
reposted by
Aeternitae
Phil Lewis
3 months ago
Meanwhile, over on X:
578
21447
4320
Instant what?
loading . . .
4 months ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Aeternitae
Tim Onion
4 months ago
add a skeleton here at some point
98
3418
564
Love paying for 500Mbps download speeds and getting uh, this.
4 months ago
1
1
0
reposted by
Aeternitae
Hank Green
4 months ago
βAfter two glorious years at the helm of this wonderful company, I have decided that being CEO during the release of Mechahitler was honestly a pretty bad vibe.β
add a skeleton here at some point
45
5040
433
Elon seriously should've been bullied more as a kid.
4 months ago
0
1
0
Eugh, I've aged.
4 months ago
0
0
0
Load more
feeds!
log in