Ohtani in the 7th:

This Jays team is built different and I'm so fucking here for it.

I'm fucking ascending rn.

This Jays team is absolutely incredible. Shout-out to birds.

every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far

I used to fail to understand how this motherfucker bankrupted multiple casinos, but holy shit, I get it now.

Canadians after seeing someone else destroy the White House:

"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Every day I become more and more thankful that I moved to Linux when I did. It was a brutal adjustment at first, but now that I can understand what I'm doing on Linux I can safely say I'm never going back.

WHAT IS A SUPER BOSS TO A GOD?!

Disrespectfully, if you're a member of ICE your birth was a terrible mistake, and you're a blight to the human race.

Man, Dementia really comes at you fast, huh? I'd genuinely feel bad for the guy if he wasn't such a terrible human being.

Did I just win the PTCGP lottery or something because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

I'm so goddamn sick of AI trash, for the love of god just let this bubble pop.

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Damn, sounds like Yankees fans need some time away from Baseball for a bit, luckily for them that's exactly what they're getting, heh.

Me after selling a Steam trading card for 5¢

Every time Trump brings up 51st State Rhetoric we'll get Vlad to hit another grand slam. >:^)

It's almost impressive how punchable Stephen Miller's face is. The dude looks like Joseph Goebbels crossed with a rectal polyp.

FUCKER

I still can't believe the President of the United States got up on stage, mispronounced acetaminophen a bunch, and blamed tylenol for autism. this timeline is just-

For those who bald after or smth like that idk

Sorry, but I'm gonna need an Expedition 60 DLC for Clair Obscur.

Facts don't care about your feelings! >:( They care greatly about my feelings though, please don't hurt my fee-fees or I'm telling on you. >:'(

...y'all okay over there?

Same.

Why does Monoco's theme go so fucking hard?

🏡🥲

120fps Tales of Xillia for PC on Halloween?

Just used Windows 11 for all of ten minutes to install a firmware update and holy shit I cannot believe I lived like that for majority of my life. It felt like the computer it was running on was going to commit seppuku every step of the way.

I miss when I was 13 and my back didn't hurt and I felt like I could fight god.

no bro it's fine jeffrey epstein is a myth bro he never existed bro trump wouldn't lie to us bro please bro

I swear any fucking thing marketed with the word "Gaming" instantly has a 1000% increased chance of being overpriced low quality dogshit.

Meanwhile, over on X:

Instant what?

Love paying for 500Mbps download speeds and getting uh, this.

“After two glorious years at the helm of this wonderful company, I have decided that being CEO during the release of Mechahitler was honestly a pretty bad vibe.”

Elon seriously should've been bullied more as a kid.

Eugh, I've aged.