Two roads diverged in a yellow wood

you call it a "kick in the dick" i call it a "tube strike"

me, blending in

been spending the last two weeks trying to make sense of an eventide h90 pedal. it is a powerful and versatile piece of kit but, to broadly paraphrase a quote from @beautypill.bsky.social that lives rent-free in my head, it feels like it was designed by an incel who hates the world

one thing getting lost in the poptimism discourse is how much it sucked ass to be in a pretty good guitar-driven rock band circa 2006

for real tho i miss talking shit w my music writer ppl, y'all are the best

tbh the whole exercise of looking at the "state of music criticism" feels vastly secondary to the exercise of looking at the state of the potential audience for music criticism and the state of the monetization of the potential audience for music criticism etc etc......

I had a dream last night that I was the proud parent of two very snuggly cats called Fatty and Stinky and it is honestly the best dream I've had in recent memory

lol

i contain MOLTO TOOTS [farts in Italian]

BUY MY BOOK www.amazon.com/Impact-first...

if we're going by the waiters and not the food temperature, definitely "raw" 👀

aidan because even though he is marginally less annoying in general he has exponentially more screen time

just rewatched all of the original sex and the city series for the billionth time ask me anything

This new book by @mattlemay.com looks good! www.amazon.co.uk/Impact-first...

Psssst. Could use some help w/ some early Amazon reviews for the book that I'm *officially* releasing on March 10th. Anyone interested? (It's a book about product management, not a book about music, though my network here seems to be delightfully split across both worlds!)

My aunt just found this poem that my dad wrote about Abbie Hoffman in 1970 when he was a teenager. I can just imagine him in a black turtleneck, dramatically intoning "puts him in jail / no bail". This is bringing me a lot of comfort, and I can't even say exactly why.

I had a dream last night that I'm pretty sure was my subconscious mind telling me just how much I miss playing live music. Anyone in London looking for a guitarist or a drummer? Let's get weird.

London product people! This is gonna be a lot of fun. I hope to see some of you there. Thank you, as ever, @oneknightinproduct.com for bringing folks together.

Sorry

after 20 classes and the purchase of some grippy socks, i think i am officially a reformer pilates girlie now? ask me anything.

This was in my dad's mysterious storage space, which I was finally able to access just about a year ago to the day.

Uncharacteristically work-related post, but I've been using this readme/style guide to gather feedback on important docs like quarterly OKRs, product charters, strategic initiatives, etc. I've found this really helpful and I hope some of you will, too! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

if em dashes are a telltale sign of ai-generated slop then everything I've ever written is ai-generated slop oops

Last night I literally dreamed up an early 90s romcom called "IT'S A SMART SYSTEM" in which Kevin Kline and Goldie Hawn are colleagues at a company selling a new kind of adjustable bed, and most of the movie is about the different couples coming in to buy (and return) the bed.

same

Your periodic reminder that Casey Dienel (fka White Hinterland) made a 2024 pop girlie album in 2017 caseydienel.bandcamp.com/album/imitat...

I wrote this, about the growing tension between "art" and "content", nearly 15 years ago. Makes the era of lifestyle brand sponcon and flag-planting bloggers seem... remarkably inoffensive and vaguely nostalgia-worthy compared to today's streaming service ubiquity? medium.com/@mattlemay/a...

this song is about how the "bass gonna do what the bass always does" but aside from a not-terribly-boomy kick drum there is actually no bass in this song and i fucking love it music.apple.com/gb/album/sug...

fkkin british-ass email

"jack off to lyrics by leonard cohen" except it's "derive perpetual low-level ambient pleasure from the knowledge that joni mitchell's 'a case of you' is a sick burn on leonard cohen that co-opts and inverts his poetic lexicon to point out that he is actually kinda weak sauce"

me in 2004: "pop music is idiotic nonsense for vapid morons" me in 2024: "omg i got tickets for the rebecca black presale!!!!" (i did, in fact, get tickets for the rebecca black presale)

milla jovovich yodel-walked so that chappell roan could yodel-run www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ_I...

if anyone isn't sure what to get me for my belated birthday.... www.therealreal.com/products/men...

had a dream that bob dylan did a porsche commercial and i was like "he should do a commercial for my car because it's 100 years old and goes 'wwEEEEEeeeEEeEe'" [i do not have a car]

half of my feed here is like "lol the music robot says i'm gay" and the other half is like "yes but the music robot is an evil robot that grinds up human creativity to create payouts for the super-rich" and i'm here for all of it tbh

Spotify is like “hmm your taste in music really seems to have changed a lot in the last few years” 👀

I joined an Italian sparkling wine club but it was kind of a Prosecco chamber

me, talking about the work i do, wearing a sickening early 90s gianni versace suit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=swmu...

you cant spell bsky.app without y.ap

while you fucken nerds are in your precious lil echo chamber im in here listening to the sound of my own nervous system and havin a panic attack ha ha

I’m in my room, listening to an album of free jazz saxophone by Mats Gustafsson. I walk out and find my mom in the kitchen, slightly in tears. I ask if she’s ok. “Of course I am,” she says, “I could hear the sound of you vacuuming your room and I just really appreciate you making the effort.” 👀

Yup, pretty much.

On this full moon I am remembering my father, who once told me that he joined a nude Wiccan circle with his girlfriend in college, but they stopped going because "she thought her thighs looked fat in the moonlight."

[at the sexual health clinic] ATTEND THE TALE OF WEENIE SWAB!

hi everyone. please sign this petition encouraging songtradr to recognize bandcamp united: actionnetwork.org/petitions/so...

tabbouleh overdressed / that’s some wet-ass parsley

did Man write this?

not here for CERTAIN NEW CAST MEMBERS treating rhony like a rational promotional opportunity rather than a deranged tribute to the gods of chaos and anarchy