Trump Claims Democrats’ Video To Military ‘Seditious Behavior, Punishable By Death’ https://theonion.com/trump-claims-democrats-video-to-military-seditious-behavior-punishable-by-death/

In a statement, Kelly said: "I have given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies who care more about their own power than protecting the Constitution."

Just spent two hours typing out a pilot episode that's been swimming around in my head for a year or so. Feels good 👍

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Okay I need Azzi Fudd to ball out this year and be the undisputed #1 pick so she and Paige can be a power couple in Dallas 🙏

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I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.

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Connections Puzzle #889 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Skill 98/99 Uniqueness 1 in 109

Connections Puzzle #888 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Skill 98/99 Uniqueness 1 in 182 They just don't want me to have that reverse rainbow

Connections Puzzle #887 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Skill 98/99 Uniqueness 1 in 418 Reminder: The synonyms category will be green or yellow depending on which one you think it isn't

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Commentary: Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process https://theonion.com/not-sure-how-they-deal-with-criminals-in-your-town-but-round-here-we-use-a-restorative-justice-process/

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My toxic trait is judging people for saying "I'll take [insert category here] for $500, Ken" when the dollar values have always been multiples of $200 during Mr. Jennings' tenure as host of Jeopardy!

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Well I think it would be good if the Affordable Care Act would allow people to afford care

🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.

Tom Brady is so exhausting

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Free speech absolutists sure do love to not be absolutists about free speech www.keranews.org/government/2...

Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.

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Bad AI supplanting human expertise is an issue that transcends any one field, but man—not many people on earth whose knowledge and dedication deserves respect like LIBRARIANS.

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Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer https://theonion.com/zohran-mamdani-refuses-to-share-plan-for-making-rich-richer/

The WOKE LIBERAL MOB wants to GIVE YOU AFFORDABLE HOUSING and FREE CHILDCARE!! To make sure you aren't PLAYING INTO THEIR HANDS, simply SEND ME $4,000 EVERY MONTH

Also this is kinda funny

It's just. Nice. To know that we *can* leave the past in the past. That we can reject hate and lies and embrace love and truth. That running on things that will help the most vulnerable among us is a winning strategy. I just think it's nice.

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

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"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

My hopes for today, in order: 1. Mamdani wins 2. Dem governors win 3. Cuomo gets absolutely boatraced

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“So [you’re] not concerned about the appearance of corruption with this?” O’Donnell asked. “I can’t say, because-- I can’t say-- I’m not concerned. I don’t-- I’d rather not have you ask the question. But I let you ask it,” Trump said. (10/x)

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I don't think it's good that my neighbors are going hungry because Republicans don't want them to have affordable healthcare either. So I'm doing what I can