I like that Zathura is just space Jumanji

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.

Transfemme Midwest Victor Frankenstein, call that Country Girl Makes Dudes

God grant me half of the audacity of the man in his 50s watching a Law and Order SVU episode off his phone at full volume in this cafe.

You fucking lied, there wasn't even one wolf inside you this is just viscera 😒

Get ready with me while I give ceramics body dysmorphia in T.J. Maxx.

I just confidently and without hesitation picked up the antiseptic first aid spray next to my perfume and spritzed my neck and wrists.

3 movies and 15 seasons of Stargate down, 2 more seasons to go

"Everyone knows about Pigleg!" - @patomicbomb.bsky.social

"Don't disrespect Inspector Gadget by calling it Kids Bop RoboCop."

Star Trek: The Next Generation Honey Graham Cookies (1994-1995): A Canadian release, these honey-graham cookies were shaped like characters and ships from the show, and offered a collection of six hologram stickers

Thank you Thursday night Lucy for cleaning my bubbler and packing me a fresh bowl, you're a real one. -Friday afternoon Lucy

My favorite part of the apocalypse has been the constant fatigue

True Life: I'm addicted to getting into bed at 8:30pm

The Indomitable Blowman

Running into the room with a joke 2 days late: More like Charlie Spurt am I right?

I've been scorned by the MBTA and scolded by the RIPTA

Oops All Flukes

"We should blackmail Ridley Scott."- @patomicbomb.bsky.social in reference to an episode of Stargate Atlantis being slightly similar to Alien Covenant

Good thing my wig was so matted tonight, it functioned as a makeshift blanket for my shoulders and back at the Ballroom.

I didn't mean to look so morose and wistful at this café but they are playing Ultraviolence at 9 am

You can buy 13 books in 2 days as a little treat

Almost missed National Book Lovers Day! Here's some of my favorites from this year

If you take a swig of water directly after a liquid iron supplement you too can experience what feels and tastes like a mouthful of cold blood.

"Do you ever put blush on your [ass]cheeks? You know when you perform?"- @patomicbomb.bsky.social unprompted

Ugh I love finding a shiny new hill to die on #🐓🙏

[game show announcer voice] who’s ready to vanish into a mysterious fog

"Chopsticks are not necessarily indicative of sushi."

We had @lucyblueskies.bsky.social on the pod again this week. Because (A) we have a huge crush on her and (B) we had to get the recap of SLUT TREK 2025. Never was there a truer celebration of the #IDIC values of #StarTrek than SLUT TREK! Look for that one in your feed soon…

New level of Hell: I just smoked an entire infused joint at the park near my apartment building and my boss showed up

A few snapshots from the amazing Slut Trek: Holodeck show hosted by @lucyblueskies.bsky.social at the Crystal Ballroom in Somerville, MA, on May 18. They're doing an "Away Mission" to Madame Sherri's in Keene, NH, on July 26: Follow lucyblueskies or startrekstripper on Instagram for more info.

Yup, sorry baby, still at the club. I ate but I left crumbs and they're making me sweep them up 😞

Lucy BlueSkies, Slut Trek, 2025

This was an amazing part of SLUT TREK. Can’t overstate what an amazing time this was. @lucyblueskies.bsky.social

HFO made it to SLUT TREK and @lucyblueskies.bsky.social was beyond belief! 🔥🔥🔥

Taking the RIPTA at 6am:🌸 🤍🎉🌞🏙😊 empty, peaceful, calm Taking the RIPTA at 2pm: 🧟‍♀️🔪🌪🃏🔥🤕🤬 a woman with a bag full of raw chicken filmed me the entire bus ride calling me a government agent

We’re so excited for SLUT TREK this Sunday in Boston. Will you be there? Check out our episode with Slut Trek founder Lucy Blueskies to learn all about it. @lucyblueskies.bsky.social #startrek #hailingfrequenciesopen #startrekpodcast #queertrekkies #llap #idic

Good thing I took the small charging cord out of my travel bag to make room for 11 tampons.

Celebrating Mothers Day the only way I know how: snorting a line of my mother's ashes

"Slop it in the pot hole"

You're in his DMs. I'm writhing on the wet pavement like a worm. We're not the same

Free drag king name: Foot Prince

Do you ever feel like Neelix in skimpy stripper-wear?? @lucyblueskies.bsky.social does, and it makes perfect sense! Will we see you in Boston next month at SLUT TREK?? HFO will be there. Will you? #startrek #startrekpodcast #hailingfrequenciesopen #sluttrek #idic #llap

@lucyblueskies.bsky.social joined us on the pod and we knew we’d found our people. Burlesque artist and founder of Boston’s #Trekkie #burlesque extravaganza: SLUT TREK. You’d better get thee to Boston on May 18 for this amazing show. #startrek #startrekpodcast #llap #idic #queertrekkies

Performance artist and founder of SLUT TREK @lucyblueskies.bsky.social wasn’t afraid to tackle the hard questions with us. We had the best time with this #Trekkie #burlesque legend. You should go listen! And you should go to Boston for Slut Trek next month. #startrek #startrekpodcast #idic

I just brushed my teeth and then took a swig of orange vanilla seltzer in a move I'm now calling Nature's Jägermeister

I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time

Sorry I can't smoke weed with you friend, you see everytime I get stoned in public I get pulled into the Hellraiser puzzle box and I dont have time for everlasting torment today.

Hey Siri, how do I break an ancient curse on my bloodline?

I had a dream I got an Instagram ad for 75% off tombstone engravings if I got it done immediately so I bought a tombstone that arrived with the inscription: *deadname* BlueSkies July 29, 1992- ADAF Which in the dream I understood meant Assigned Dead At Funeral