Thank you Thursday night Lucy for cleaning my bubbler and packing me a fresh bowl, you're a real one. -Friday afternoon Lucy

My favorite part of the apocalypse has been the constant fatigue

True Life: I'm addicted to getting into bed at 8:30pm

The Indomitable Blowman

Running into the room with a joke 2 days late: More like Charlie Spurt am I right?

I've been scorned by the MBTA and scolded by the RIPTA

Oops All Flukes

"We should blackmail Ridley Scott."- @patomicbomb.bsky.social in reference to an episode of Stargate Atlantis being slightly similar to Alien Covenant

Good thing my wig was so matted tonight, it functioned as a makeshift blanket for my shoulders and back at the Ballroom.

I didn't mean to look so morose and wistful at this café but they are playing Ultraviolence at 9 am

You can buy 13 books in 2 days as a little treat

Almost missed National Book Lovers Day! Here's some of my favorites from this year

If you take a swig of water directly after a liquid iron supplement you too can experience what feels and tastes like a mouthful of cold blood.

"Do you ever put blush on your [ass]cheeks? You know when you perform?"- @patomicbomb.bsky.social unprompted

Ugh I love finding a shiny new hill to die on #🐓🙏

[game show announcer voice] who’s ready to vanish into a mysterious fog

"Chopsticks are not necessarily indicative of sushi."

We had @lucyblueskies.bsky.social on the pod again this week. Because (A) we have a huge crush on her and (B) we had to get the recap of SLUT TREK 2025. Never was there a truer celebration of the #IDIC values of #StarTrek than SLUT TREK! Look for that one in your feed soon…

New level of Hell: I just smoked an entire infused joint at the park near my apartment building and my boss showed up

A few snapshots from the amazing Slut Trek: Holodeck show hosted by @lucyblueskies.bsky.social at the Crystal Ballroom in Somerville, MA, on May 18. They're doing an "Away Mission" to Madame Sherri's in Keene, NH, on July 26: Follow lucyblueskies or startrekstripper on Instagram for more info.

Yup, sorry baby, still at the club. I ate but I left crumbs and they're making me sweep them up 😞

Lucy BlueSkies, Slut Trek, 2025

This was an amazing part of SLUT TREK. Can’t overstate what an amazing time this was. @lucyblueskies.bsky.social

HFO made it to SLUT TREK and @lucyblueskies.bsky.social was beyond belief! 🔥🔥🔥

Taking the RIPTA at 6am:🌸 🤍🎉🌞🏙😊 empty, peaceful, calm Taking the RIPTA at 2pm: 🧟‍♀️🔪🌪🃏🔥🤕🤬 a woman with a bag full of raw chicken filmed me the entire bus ride calling me a government agent

We’re so excited for SLUT TREK this Sunday in Boston. Will you be there? Check out our episode with Slut Trek founder Lucy Blueskies to learn all about it. @lucyblueskies.bsky.social #startrek #hailingfrequenciesopen #startrekpodcast #queertrekkies #llap #idic

Good thing I took the small charging cord out of my travel bag to make room for 11 tampons.

Celebrating Mothers Day the only way I know how: snorting a line of my mother's ashes

"Slop it in the pot hole"

You're in his DMs. I'm writhing on the wet pavement like a worm. We're not the same

Free drag king name: Foot Prince

Do you ever feel like Neelix in skimpy stripper-wear?? @lucyblueskies.bsky.social does, and it makes perfect sense! Will we see you in Boston next month at SLUT TREK?? HFO will be there. Will you? #startrek #startrekpodcast #hailingfrequenciesopen #sluttrek #idic #llap

@lucyblueskies.bsky.social joined us on the pod and we knew we’d found our people. Burlesque artist and founder of Boston’s #Trekkie #burlesque extravaganza: SLUT TREK. You’d better get thee to Boston on May 18 for this amazing show. #startrek #startrekpodcast #llap #idic #queertrekkies

Performance artist and founder of SLUT TREK @lucyblueskies.bsky.social wasn’t afraid to tackle the hard questions with us. We had the best time with this #Trekkie #burlesque legend. You should go listen! And you should go to Boston for Slut Trek next month. #startrek #startrekpodcast #idic

I just brushed my teeth and then took a swig of orange vanilla seltzer in a move I'm now calling Nature's Jägermeister

I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time

Sorry I can't smoke weed with you friend, you see everytime I get stoned in public I get pulled into the Hellraiser puzzle box and I dont have time for everlasting torment today.

Hey Siri, how do I break an ancient curse on my bloodline?

I had a dream I got an Instagram ad for 75% off tombstone engravings if I got it done immediately so I bought a tombstone that arrived with the inscription: *deadname* BlueSkies July 29, 1992- ADAF Which in the dream I understood meant Assigned Dead At Funeral

OUT NOW! HFO After Dark... The gang welcomes @lucyblueskies.bsky.social The Star Trek Stripper to the pod. Lucy shares all the details about SLUT TREK, her upcoming Star Trek burlesque extravaganza. You'll want to get thee to Boston in May for this wild ride!

I had a dream I would get my tombstone engraving for 50% off if I bought my tombstone now so I had them write "7/29/1992- ADAF" which I understood meant Assigned Dead At Funeral.

Whenever my cats are bad I show them photoshopped Petfinder ads with them in it

Apparently if you whisper CRASH OUT at a Voodoo doll one thousand times it works 🤭

In my fuck me pumps and my shit me pants

The only thing missing from Stargate SG-1 is a To Wong Foo episode with Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson, and Teal'c

How do I check the value on my face card? It keeps declining 😩

Did you know instead of watching the news (bad) and staying informed (ew), you can choose to watch Stargate SG-1 (pleasing)

Surely a 5 hour energy and a pretzel from the train station will fuel me properly through 3 hrs and 45 minutes of pole training

I dreamt we started small plates at the restaurant I work at and the only one we wrote on the menu was called Toil in Agony and it was untoasted bread and ice water.