Oh Cat's Cradle is fine but I say Shibari for Children and we're all up in arms, okay.

In every way except physically, I feel like I'm a dress shoe disintegrating at a funeral.

I love instagram dot com I love the repost button being right where my thumb scrolls so I repost almost everything I see everyday and then have to undo it every night like Sisyphus i love the website and it does not do me any psychic damage at all

It's admin day, so naturally I'm maintaining 8 separate conversations with different individuals across three platforms.

Sometimes the bus smells exactly like a tanning salon and you know what that's okay with me

hey does anyone know how to unsee disturbing patterns repeating themselves in the lives of those around you

I think I would feel better if I had some sort of exoskeleton.

You cant hurt me more than I've hurt myself, I choose to live in Providence Rhode Island.

Societally we're about 5 minutes away from protein Fun Dip.

I've gotten too comfortable in this apartment building, I just unlaced my boots on the elevator.

Episode 1 of Starfleet Academy was such a beautiful and perfectly written piece of Star Trek it brought me to tears. Thank you for upholding the new standard of Trek set by SNW, I truly can't wait to see the rest of the season.

(Rod Serling voice) Imagine in your mind a Chinese food chicken wing

The Providence Police are so useless, but at least they condone street violence between the people.

Next up in the What am I Training For saga: I cooked and ate dinner while reading the last 150 pages of American Psycho on New Year's Eve.

A spoolie and black lipstick does not a mascara make

Lady sitting across from me on the train has a WAC (Wet Ass Cough)

I like that Zathura is just space Jumanji

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.

Transfemme Midwest Victor Frankenstein, call that Country Girl Makes Dudes

God grant me half of the audacity of the man in his 50s watching a Law and Order SVU episode off his phone at full volume in this cafe.

You fucking lied, there wasn't even one wolf inside you this is just viscera 😒

Get ready with me while I give ceramics body dysmorphia in T.J. Maxx.

I just confidently and without hesitation picked up the antiseptic first aid spray next to my perfume and spritzed my neck and wrists.

3 movies and 15 seasons of Stargate down, 2 more seasons to go

"Everyone knows about Pigleg!" - @patomicbomb.bsky.social

"Don't disrespect Inspector Gadget by calling it Kids Bop RoboCop."

Star Trek: The Next Generation Honey Graham Cookies (1994-1995): A Canadian release, these honey-graham cookies were shaped like characters and ships from the show, and offered a collection of six hologram stickers

Thank you Thursday night Lucy for cleaning my bubbler and packing me a fresh bowl, you're a real one. -Friday afternoon Lucy

My favorite part of the apocalypse has been the constant fatigue

True Life: I'm addicted to getting into bed at 8:30pm

The Indomitable Blowman

Running into the room with a joke 2 days late: More like Charlie Spurt am I right?

I've been scorned by the MBTA and scolded by the RIPTA

Oops All Flukes

"We should blackmail Ridley Scott."- @patomicbomb.bsky.social in reference to an episode of Stargate Atlantis being slightly similar to Alien Covenant

Good thing my wig was so matted tonight, it functioned as a makeshift blanket for my shoulders and back at the Ballroom.

I didn't mean to look so morose and wistful at this café but they are playing Ultraviolence at 9 am

You can buy 13 books in 2 days as a little treat

Almost missed National Book Lovers Day! Here's some of my favorites from this year

If you take a swig of water directly after a liquid iron supplement you too can experience what feels and tastes like a mouthful of cold blood.

"Do you ever put blush on your [ass]cheeks? You know when you perform?"- @patomicbomb.bsky.social unprompted

Ugh I love finding a shiny new hill to die on #🐓🙏

[game show announcer voice] who’s ready to vanish into a mysterious fog

"Chopsticks are not necessarily indicative of sushi."

We had @lucyblueskies.bsky.social on the pod again this week. Because (A) we have a huge crush on her and (B) we had to get the recap of SLUT TREK 2025. Never was there a truer celebration of the #IDIC values of #StarTrek than SLUT TREK! Look for that one in your feed soon…

New level of Hell: I just smoked an entire infused joint at the park near my apartment building and my boss showed up

A few snapshots from the amazing Slut Trek: Holodeck show hosted by @lucyblueskies.bsky.social at the Crystal Ballroom in Somerville, MA, on May 18. They're doing an "Away Mission" to Madame Sherri's in Keene, NH, on July 26: Follow lucyblueskies or startrekstripper on Instagram for more info.

Yup, sorry baby, still at the club. I ate but I left crumbs and they're making me sweep them up 😞

Lucy BlueSkies, Slut Trek, 2025