never thought i'd be asking this but here we are: has anyone watched the summer i turned pretty? bc i not only need to yell about this with someone but i think i am also gonna need some fic recs. specifically dd maybe, i have a few ideas on how these three can solve all their issues 👀

Lost Boys AU | 50k | Explicit Author: spookysnarkyem (ao3, bluesky and twitter) @batbait86 (Tumblr) Artist: berd-alert.bsky.social | @berd-alert (Tumblr)

artist mutuals! for any of you who offer commissions, would any of you be willing to share a bit about how you decide on pricing and fair compensation for your work? my lovely friend @lyphyshard.bsky.social is wanting to do coms on a more official basis and would like to ask some questions ☺️

heyyyy any fellow djo fans know if there's a recording of the livestream from last week? asking for a friend (the friend is me i missed the beginning and i need background shit for work today)

some fun Em lore: i did music business and audio recording in college. i loved it but never found a job in the industry. listening to joe and adam talking about the recording process in this Djo livestream is giving me life and killing me equally. i miss it so much 😭

Eddie and Steve aren't dating- so can someone explain to Eddie why he opened the door to his bedroom and found this in his bed

was looking for a *very specific* steve or eddie photo this morning (long story but there's a reason) and was instead hit with dustin crying as he's talking to wayne and i just. here's my routine fuck the suffer bros for the frankly insulting ending of s4.

show me your favorite quote from a fic

hi hello favor to ask: i've been a little mia from here bc life BUT i need to update my phone screen and i would like steddie art but i can't decide. soooo please share your favorite steddie art (the newer the better) bc i know i've missed shit and i wanna seeee! pls and thx.

hi hello friends i have been awol but the brain has been very low functioning lately and work and capitalism are A Lot but i'm here in spirit. and will be back with snarky comments eventually.

SUPER FUCKING EXCITED to finally share my project for the steddie big bang! i have wanted to write this for ages, and what better occasion than this amiright? i present: cry little sister, a lost boys au artist: @berd-alert.bsky.social

saw an "exclusive" fantastic 4 trailer during tonight's nba game (again, i am never beating the steve harrington allegations) and it was great BUT there was a second one edited to look like they were all watching a game and it was, uh, cringe at best.

Have you supported your local degenerates today?

me: ok i have shit to do tomorrow i'm going to bed early i swear me now, wide awake at 1am: well fuck

Idk who needs to hear this but your soul is a beautiful part of this big human tapestry and you do belong here with us.

and what if i cried 🥹 my babieessss

cannot WAIT to get this gorgeous work to add to my collection

i have like 4 days to finish 3k words for my bb draft and honestly, i would love to say this is unlike me but realistically i'm going to end up submitting at the eleventh hour as always. someday i may learn what it's like to be ahead of things but this is not that time.

honestly i'll just give you all my 2025 spotify wrapped now: djo and sleep token. new albums for both within like a month of each other? what a time to be alive.

really tempted to change my username everywhere bc i'm kind of over this one and i feel it's just...not really me? or like it is, but just doesn't like, flow the way i want it to? maybe i should just keep it in my back pocket and change everything to something fandom related for now, idk.

LRP: This Bsky is a kinky safe space. Even if I don't share your kink, I endorse your right to have it--even if it makes me uncomfortable or upset. *Taps the sign*

heyyyy has anyone in the states figured out what to do with old clothing that can't be donated? i am desperate to find some sort of textile recycling bc i have a bunch of stuff that's threadbare and unusable, but i can't in good conscience just throw it all in the trash 😭

whoops, my hand slipped #djour #anotherbitetour

watching my team battle it out in the playoffs and just said out loud to myself "sometimes i wish i wasn't a sports fan bc this shit is stressful" ...anyway steve says that as he's freaking out over a playoff game and eddie starts cackling, thinking it's absurd to be this attached to sports.

finally got around to this one (started on the boy's anniversary but then got busy) and let me tell you, if you haven't read this you need to. it's so wonderful 🥹

This is about all of us. Never forget that.

rewatching the last episode of s4 with someone who hasn't seen it, and the reactions are excellent and exactly what you'd expect. however i had forgotten just how much of this episode i blocked out bc it makes NO SENSE and ruins half the characters and previous plot points and in this essay i will-

mandatory notice that my photo changed i'm sorry for any confusion this may cause. yes i did change my photo to a shitty quality djour one it seemed appropriate.

hi hello good morning. for all those keeping track i alas did not get a chance to give joe the bracelet i made for him (unsurprising lol it's fine) i did however get hit on by a bartender that i am 1000% not interested in who i unfortunately ran into after the show.

for those keeping track WE HAVE SLEEVELESS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! we have a slutty little muscle tank and he threw his hat into the crowd (wut tbh) after the first song so thank you all for the manifestation 🙌🏻

listen i'm a judgy bitch under the best circumstances but a lot of these people are gonna be reeeaaalll uncomfortable standing in GA before Djo even hits the stage. like, if you're wobbling in your shoes before entering the venue it's not a good sign, is all i'm saying.

guys GUYS i am so fucking excited but i need to yell it into the void bc i think i've annoyed all my friends about it already but IT'S DJO DAYYYYY!!!!! let's manifest him in something sleeveless tonight pls and thank you

the father, the son and the holy spirit 🛐

so this one time i saw an artist posting about making djo concert tickets (not real ones just as a keepsake) and they were really cool and i can't remember if it was here or insta but i can't for the life of me find it now 😭 if anyone knows what i'm talking about and who it was lemme know

hi hello question for those of you who make bracelets and bring them places to trade/give away, how do you organize/keep track of them? i thought this was all a great idea until i realized i'll have to bring a small bag to the djo concert and idk wtf to do for these now. (bad planning it's fine)

Boyfriends 💖 [ #Harringrove #Steddie #Harringroveson #metalsandwich #fanart ]

watching the 2005 pride and prejudice with my mom and discussing parts i think bridgerton took inspiration from while making bracelets to trade/give away at the djo show next week and honestly this feels like peak Em energy. 10/10, highly recommend.

(me never beating the steve harrington allegations) i *hate* watching my fav sports team and hearing the commentators straight up routing for the other team and pronouncing our players' names wrong. everyone has a fav team, fine, but if this is your JOB? at least pretend to be unbiased, pls.

i hate that feeling when you are really loving a fic (or book or show) and it ENDS and it's like well what am i supposed to do now?? yes i have like 100 open tabs i could read next but like. will they hit the same? what kind of story am i in the mood for now? too many options!!!

fun lore about me: i grew up watching uconn women's basketball and wanted to go there for college and play for geno. i ended up very short with zero hand eye coordination so that didn't happen, but i have always loved watching this team. national champs again, lets goooo!!!

i am being so annoying in the comments but this is SO SO SO GOOD!!! everyone read it and then tell Rook how much you enjoyed it (but also MIND THE TAGS, it does get a bit heavy)

i think it was @skitchskatch.bsky.social who mentioned it originally but i can't find the thread (shocking, i know) so anyway older steve battling his hoa: these are the vibes (and yes i started an outline bc i don't have enough wips i guess) www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2EYKTpe/

hi friends anyone remember a fic with steddie fake dating bc steve is going to europe with his parents and doesn't want his mom setting him up? i think robin or chrissy talk eddie into it, saying he'd be dumb to turn down a free trip to europe? i thought i had it saved and i can't find it now 😭

ANNNND HERE IT IS! What I have been waiting to show you all for a while!! Link below! Featuring art by @doomcheese.bsky.social

happy trans day of visibility to all who celebrate! 🏳️‍⚧️ which, frankly, should be everyone. i don't care what anyone says, your existence is valid and your identity cannot be erased. you matter, you are valued and you are loved. if you're not supported, i'm your family now. love you all 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

i am begging the general public to not unload their life story on random underpaid phone workers. please do not tell me about your crazy parents and "dj career" and how you don't need to meet the same requirements for college as everyone else since you're "better" than other students. pls stop.

the real villian is late stage capitalism

having the ill advised idea/urge to change my handle on all my socials. what could possibly go wrong amiright?