WAKE UP BABE NEW JAMIE SINGLE DROPPED TODAYYYY unsurprisingly it slaps because he is incredible at everything he does. i am about to be so insufferable about his music again. you may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

going to a con this weekend and had cosplay plans for saturday and sunday, but not friday. i decided wearing an ilya rozanov outfit would be hilarious. i already had pretty much everything he wears to the cottage... except. the only black hat i have is my djo hat. so anyway ilya is a djo fan now

hey hi hello, just popping in for proof of life. i'm still writing but it's slow going. i'm real burnt out with work and life atm so the motivation is zero. the gay hockey show is keeping me going and i am DEEP in that brainrot. anyway. hope everyone is doing ok considering *gestures broadly*

aw bb is all grown up and playing ARENAS i'm so proud 🥹

“Is my fanfiction good” “will a lot of people read/like my fanfiction” GIRL FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT FOR A SECOND your top aspiration when writing fanfiction should be making it so weird, someone will read it at 16 and never forget it as long as they live

heyyyy steddie friends! i know a lot of you have also started writing some heated rivalry fics (i've seen some familiar names! yay!) so i have a request: please PLEASE self promote! i want to read them all, link them here please and thank you

alright someone on here has to know the joker/connor storrie lore? i'm a huge fan of the joker as a villain and character and i've just learned about this and i am LOSING MY FUCKING MIND like in a good way but holy shit

fun fact i used to watch hockey RELIGIOUSLY as a kid then a one point just kinda stopped (i *think* it was after a strike year i just never picked it back up) but let me tell you if HR reminded me anything it's that i love hockey as much as i love gay everything and i think that's beautiful

still recovering from the finale but also need to warn everyone that while steddie still owns my soul, i think a couple hockey players may have taken my heart and i cannot be normal about this. anyway Em coming to you this 2026 with even more gay boys in love i guess.

i know this is technically the onion but pretty sure it's just a leak of what we already know

WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING MORE ABOUT STEVE IN A SUIT AND SUNGLASSES OH MY FUCKING GOD i fear i will never recover from his outfits this season my god

how did we get so many steddie crumbs we weren't even invited to the party and yet we still get cake this is incredible (and yes i'm focusing on this because i am IN MY FEELS OK LEAVE ME ALONE 😭)

not one casual use of the word "vampire" sending me into a delulu spiral expecting eddie around every corner IMAGINE WHAT WE COULD HAVE HAD (and *will have*, because ao3 exists) look steve just needs a hug from his boy. if we can't find him alive, undead will suffice.

everyone's out here talking about "tone" and all i can hear is

hey so has anyone written any s5 steddie fics yet or....? am i too early (read: overeager) or is everyone in this boat with me?

S5 SPOILERS AHEAD idk if it's too early to talk about but i gotta so: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * i cannot be the only one who saw the legs at the end of ep3 and screamed "KAS EDDIE" at my television. it would have been the perfect revival. i was SO SURE and so overly confident. i stand by it tho

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING my fam is big on holidays and i'm gonna be so behind 😭

IT'S HERE!!! 🦇🎢 🌊 this has been such a labor of love and i am so excited for everyone to read it. special thanks to @berd-alert.bsky.social for the most incredible artwork! if you love it please let me know! (and if you don't, keep it to yourself, i'm fragile.)

not even sorry for the photo change this time, joe's look from last night is about to become my entire fucking personality. that and i throw up the peace sign in every goddamn photo i take so it had to happen.

watching the livestream for the s5 premier and i have so many conflicting feelings right now (which obviously means you all have to hear about it now oops) i started watching s1 when it dropped, and i was immediately hooked. this fandom has been such a huge part of my life and knowing this is

never thought i'd be asking this but here we are: has anyone watched the summer i turned pretty? bc i not only need to yell about this with someone but i think i am also gonna need some fic recs. specifically dd maybe, i have a few ideas on how these three can solve all their issues 👀

Lost Boys AU | 50k | Explicit Author: spookysnarkyem (ao3, bluesky and twitter) @batbait86 (Tumblr) Artist: berd-alert.bsky.social | @berd-alert (Tumblr)

artist mutuals! for any of you who offer commissions, would any of you be willing to share a bit about how you decide on pricing and fair compensation for your work? my lovely friend @lyphyshard.bsky.social is wanting to do coms on a more official basis and would like to ask some questions ☺️

heyyyy any fellow djo fans know if there's a recording of the livestream from last week? asking for a friend (the friend is me i missed the beginning and i need background shit for work today)

some fun Em lore: i did music business and audio recording in college. i loved it but never found a job in the industry. listening to joe and adam talking about the recording process in this Djo livestream is giving me life and killing me equally. i miss it so much 😭

Eddie and Steve aren't dating- so can someone explain to Eddie why he opened the door to his bedroom and found this in his bed

was looking for a *very specific* steve or eddie photo this morning (long story but there's a reason) and was instead hit with dustin crying as he's talking to wayne and i just. here's my routine fuck the suffer bros for the frankly insulting ending of s4.

show me your favorite quote from a fic

hi hello favor to ask: i've been a little mia from here bc life BUT i need to update my phone screen and i would like steddie art but i can't decide. soooo please share your favorite steddie art (the newer the better) bc i know i've missed shit and i wanna seeee! pls and thx.

hi hello friends i have been awol but the brain has been very low functioning lately and work and capitalism are A Lot but i'm here in spirit. and will be back with snarky comments eventually.

SUPER FUCKING EXCITED to finally share my project for the steddie big bang! i have wanted to write this for ages, and what better occasion than this amiright? i present: cry little sister, a lost boys au artist: @berd-alert.bsky.social

saw an "exclusive" fantastic 4 trailer during tonight's nba game (again, i am never beating the steve harrington allegations) and it was great BUT there was a second one edited to look like they were all watching a game and it was, uh, cringe at best.

Have you supported your local degenerates today?

me: ok i have shit to do tomorrow i'm going to bed early i swear me now, wide awake at 1am: well fuck

Idk who needs to hear this but your soul is a beautiful part of this big human tapestry and you do belong here with us.

and what if i cried 🥹 my babieessss

cannot WAIT to get this gorgeous work to add to my collection

i have like 4 days to finish 3k words for my bb draft and honestly, i would love to say this is unlike me but realistically i'm going to end up submitting at the eleventh hour as always. someday i may learn what it's like to be ahead of things but this is not that time.

honestly i'll just give you all my 2025 spotify wrapped now: djo and sleep token. new albums for both within like a month of each other? what a time to be alive.

really tempted to change my username everywhere bc i'm kind of over this one and i feel it's just...not really me? or like it is, but just doesn't like, flow the way i want it to? maybe i should just keep it in my back pocket and change everything to something fandom related for now, idk.

LRP: This Bsky is a kinky safe space. Even if I don't share your kink, I endorse your right to have it--even if it makes me uncomfortable or upset. *Taps the sign*

heyyyy has anyone in the states figured out what to do with old clothing that can't be donated? i am desperate to find some sort of textile recycling bc i have a bunch of stuff that's threadbare and unusable, but i can't in good conscience just throw it all in the trash 😭

whoops, my hand slipped #djour #anotherbitetour

watching my team battle it out in the playoffs and just said out loud to myself "sometimes i wish i wasn't a sports fan bc this shit is stressful" ...anyway steve says that as he's freaking out over a playoff game and eddie starts cackling, thinking it's absurd to be this attached to sports.

finally got around to this one (started on the boy's anniversary but then got busy) and let me tell you, if you haven't read this you need to. it's so wonderful 🥹

This is about all of us. Never forget that.

rewatching the last episode of s4 with someone who hasn't seen it, and the reactions are excellent and exactly what you'd expect. however i had forgotten just how much of this episode i blocked out bc it makes NO SENSE and ruins half the characters and previous plot points and in this essay i will-

mandatory notice that my photo changed i'm sorry for any confusion this may cause. yes i did change my photo to a shitty quality djour one it seemed appropriate.