Mechwarrior 5: Mercs mod that lets you kill Jackson and Cotton and shut them up forever, plz #battletech

Uhhghghfucufhfbfngnhf I’m swamped

Morning

A drawing my father made for me when I was a kid (I loved monster movies and iirc I asked him to draw me a giant bug thing)

The excuse that quad mechs are a rough ride being a reason for their rarity is a silly one in #battletech. A much cooler and believable excuse would be that becoming a quadruped via neurohelmet really fucks with your brain.

I don’t have a name for these guys yet. Not a fan of a the shinguards I gave the Wraith but otherwise I think it’s a cool paint scheme. #Battletech

Four new additions to the Bubblegum Brigade. #battletech

Has anyone made an account documenting unconventional health bars in video games

Stupid piece of clan tech lost his arm tonight because I accidentally catapulted him and the rest of the alpha strike box set straight to the fucking floor with my elbow so I had to reattach it and I’m sending the bill straight to kerensky I want my 0.0019 cents worth of glue back #battletech

I barely played any #battletech but I keep thinking of new homewbrewed mercenary companies to paint

I got this artist proof dark angel for Christmas last year and I only ever primed it because I’ve been intimidated by painting something so big and all the guides are for for minis. I remember the Aquila should be pale but I don’t remember much else, tips? #warhammer #minipainting #darkangels

i dont know who made this one and would like to

I got this artist proof dark angel for Christmas last year and I only ever primed it because I’ve been intimidated by painting something so big and all the guides are for for minis. I remember the Aquila should be pale but I don’t remember much else, tips? #warhammer #minipainting #darkangels

"abandoned teddy bears" category on wikimedia commons

Oh think god someone posted Edmonton The Game and now I don't have to look for it anymore

Obsessed with this photo of my cat

Oh crap I mistook the machine guns on the Bushwhacker for small lasers they’re gonna take my mini painting license ah man aw beans #battletech

the first human to log on

Just finished priming this and I think the wraith is probably one of the coolest looking ‘mechs of #battletech. A very sleek yet aggressive design.

Eventually I’ll finish a third lance for the Bubble Gum Brigade. I really liked how this Jenner turned out. #battletech

There is a finite number of technicals necessary to take down an Atlas #battletech

You telling me a shrimp killed my father?

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

Thank god it’s over I was getting sick of all these texts reminding me to vote. I already voted like five times today! Give me a break! Jeez Louise.

Releasing a monster that eats all of your skin and making billions by following it up with my brand new invention, Skin 2.

Yorkshire vet has taught me that the best way to access healthcare is to be a sheep or cow in the tranquil countryside in northeast England

yay!

If i was president and I wanted to ruin the White House I would just get a half ton block of cheddar and set it in the foyer and let anyone passing by just have at it

Adding sex would save Spiral Knights

What disgusting thing could you be doing in there to warrant locking the door??? Let me into the bathroom.

My Melody & Kuromi Episode 1: Baking with friends is fun! :) Episode 11: THE HEIR TO THE THRONE TAINTED BY DESIRE, THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS TORN ASUNDER.

i read the citations like the fx when opening a dark fountain

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: yeah uh, i built a little house with my son’s blocks and he crawled over and knocked it down operator: how old is he? me: nine months operator: i’m sorry. i’m sure it was a really cool house you built me: no it wasn’t. how would you know

Wish I had time to paint my little blorbos

Won’t be renewing my RuneScape membership if they’re going to be chickenshit cowards on pride because they’re scared the conservatives will get uppity about it

do you think they have capital punishment in the Cars universe

Welcome sign Gay, MI

Happy Pride

you should be able to order dirt and like a week later a big worm comes and spits out however much dirt you ordered

Every single cocktail recipe that includes a recipe for a mix or syrup is like: 2oz of nectar from a flower that grows atop the highest mountain and Peru 1ib block of salt Zest of n limes Heat in saucepan until well mixed. Makes one hogshead. Keeps in the fridge for about 7 hours.

What’s your zodiac? I’m a capocollo

Protip: give every one of your miniatures a name and write it on the underside of their stand so that when they’re killed during a game it’s more tragic/funny

Two lances of the bubblegum brigade #battletech

Hey, you only live once. Get TWO starches for your side dishes.