So it’s Ready Steady Cook night tonight in the Flerp household! Here’s your ingredients! What do we think we’re gonna get?

So uhhh following discussions and contract negotiations with previously mentioned “partner with a denial kink” *checks follower count* *checks date* If I hit 1k before October… 👀 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴… 𝘐’𝘮 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦, 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵?

*quiet chanting* Garlic, garlic, garlic *Louder chanting* GARLIC, GARLIC, GARLIC

I find it very funny Hades 2 is launching on bissexual week

To do this I need some help. My plan is circulate flyers and stickers in Manchester with a QR code to link people to the survey. I want to make this visually appealing and eye catching. Alas, graphic design is not my passion (or my skill). Are there any queer artists who might be interested?

Hello BlueSky! Some of you may know that I am in the process of putting together a business plan for a queer gym and wellness centre in Manchester. To make sure I get this right I want to get some community input. So I’ve made a survey! Now I need to get it out there.

“Yellow” recycling day for slave and sub - one was really happy, for the other a bit tortured 😈😂 with catheter, piss bag, masks

Hey, you ever seen a sunflower doing a Michael Jackson impression? Cus I have…

Puppygirls this puppygirls that what about horsegirls!!! #fursuitfriday

Anti-Fashybara.

Blue pup, bold vibes. This commission was a blast to bring to life. 💙✨ #fursuit #fursuitmaker #furryfandom #furryartist #commission

Reject Fascism. Embrace Capybara. #art #capybara #antifascist

Me: *tries to burp and talk at the same time, fails miserably* “Oh that’s horrible, now I can taste and smell burp” @itsaderpdrone.bsky.social “amateur….”

This is a dangerous commitment because I know some folks with big followings who will try to make this happen... If I hit 1500 followers by the end of the month I will do locktober If someone buys me a flat cage (will add it to my throne later) then i'll try and do it wearing that too...

Found some fun images online 😏

shark expressions 🦈 ( ˙꒳​˙ ) #art #sharks

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Keir Starmer has appointed as his new Comms Director Tim Allan who was a board member of the hate group Sex Matters. It's no longer even pretending to adhere to its Manifesto promise to "remove indignities for trans people who deserve recognition and acceptance."

Im so sleep deprived right now... #mlp #queerbating

So this. I cut people off for playing the first legacy, be dann sure I’m doing the same if I see you consuming more of her stuff

If you cannot go to the bathroom at work, you cannot go to work. If you cannot go to the bathroom at school, you cannot go to school. This effectively bans transgender people from a broad swath of public life in the UK

So when people ask “FLiX, why won’t you vote labour anymore?” I’m going to show them this, and the 100s of other despicable things Mr Queer Harmer and his party have done. Fuck Labour. Fuck Starmer. And fuck everyone that supports this or stays quiet over it.

Friendly reminder: If you support TERF Wizarding Works, I will think less of you as a person.

Ouch. Side swiped by this

Another drawing I made a while back that I hadn’t uploaded here yet… #Gundam #CharAznable

Hey artists, quote with your woman art

But she still got into the school.

someone on twitter was saying the classic 12 year old belief that vaginas stay permanently loose after you have sex once and someone replied with this image and men are so fucking mad about it and taking it 110% seriously…. help

Punk Rarity

Puppy Sharks 🦈 #sharks #art

@maskedbiker.bsky.social I’m so sorry. @itsaderpdrone.bsky.social broke out of containment this morning and had been unsupervised for several hours. I’ll rein him back in shortly <3 Ps, Do you sit facing forward or facing backwards on the train?

Boom boom boom

ya'll get me on this one?

These new Kiddos Diapers just 😵‍💫 They really bring back that special kind of “2006 Stealing Pampers at a sleepover with your best friend” type nostalgia

This started out as a little goofy joke between me and @itsaderpdrone.bsky.social during lockdown and when we used to have to travel away. It’s such a little thing but honestly, it brings such a little grin to my face when we get to dump handfuls of sugar on each other.

Experiencing a strong urge to make a good boy / girl / them stand on my spike board while I torture and degrade them.

Manchester people, especially queers, I’m doing a show for Manchester Women’s International Comedy Festival this October: BETH BECOMES HER: THE MUSICAL (NOT A MUSICAL) you can get your tickets here, I need 250 of you and your friends to buy so we can sell out The Frog and Bucket #trans #LGBTQIA

Promise me not to hide yourself when you're in pain, it's unfair that we laughed together but you cried alone. 💙- your Bluesky mom

you ever have an idea you just have to execute

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Switzerland has had self ID since 2022. About 2000 people have used it. The sky has not fallen in. It’s a complete non-problem. The rest is transphobia. 🏳️‍⚧️

Covering your sub in hickeys and bite marks and praising them for being such a good chew toy for you. Teasing them for enjoying the pain, especially when they get off from it. Such a pretty little masochist willing to do anything to make their owner happy.

//Free use Not allowing your sub to wear anything under their skirt so you can bend them over whenever you please. Fucking them in every room of your house, forcing them onto their knees. Constantly making them prove their obedience to you, desperate to be a good pet.

I realize now that it would probably help if I put examples, lol