forgot i had this account ✌️😋✌️

i have a new short out through malarkey books' HELLARKEY II 👻

on my way to drain your girl dry

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have you explored THE CITY BEYOND DREAMS ? 📒 ⬇️ www.amazon.com/City-Beyond-...

words of a gay man in Gaza who lost his beloved

bluesky is a place where you can post stuff like "does anyone else think that the YPG slaps af?" in 2023

best friends?

AI is fun now

my followers' display names are like: - super normal guy - nice and normal - Normal Man - i'm normal now - ashley (normal) babes you are following me. i hate to be the bearer of bad news but. no wait i love to be the bearer of bad news

every paragraph gets better

the concept is tent minister

do you "love women" or do you objectify any vaguely human-shaped being with fake eyelashes and a lace front

i will do everything in my power to make every group chat i am in a dog haters chat

i don't draw but i needed to depict the rusted king i keep seeing in my dreams

i have never felt FOMO. i have only experienced JOMO - the joy of missing out. the irish goodbye. the raw thrill of getting back to your apartment by 11 pm. "oh sorry, i have plans that night!" the plans: to placidly stare at the wall

started writing a joking complaint about taco bell eliminating menu items and realized how much of an amerikan i sounded like that i made myself go do wind sprints to make up for it

the absence of locked accounts here will more or less necessitate the consolidation of my priv and public accounts. which means the world can finally see how many times a day i tell people to die

learning so many cool new terms by reading elizabethan plays

the closest i feel to a God is when i cook. if i could draw my ego would be large enough to block out the sun

scrolling through the bsky discover tab

posse of psychic treasure hunters: DIESEL we need you to take a bunch of cold and flu medicines and go into the vortex. you're our only hope of recovering the artefact me (grizzled but wistful): cold and flu meds...feh...im retired...i gave that up years ago

Yay ❤️ Pale horse reveals omen

they call me the roach of la roche

very interesting types of maladapted freaks on this website. a rogue's gallery. i'm just here to let loose the opinions that make the hot girls left on twitter get mad at me

(trying to be smooth) I thought I smelled something over here and I just had to find out who it was

i cannot believe these two

it's 2040. being a woman is now banned. you instead have two options: non-binary or fujoshi

oh you don't want to know what i think

monday afternoon poem ✌️😋 https://casse-couilles.net/2023/09/11/the-benediction-of-the-pit/

getting insane mileage out of this image lately

still doing makeup 👍

whenever i get really mad maggie starts comparing me to josh in drake and josh

my friends bought all my drinks last night and then poisoned me and propped up my dead body and put sunglasses on it so that no one would notice

"i did some writing...and then i read what i wrote" homestar runner was truly so real here

brigid wrote a review that really made me feel seen today 🥲 just happy that the book is getting into the (left) hands of people who get it

every time you feel bad about yourself, that's the demon i put on you 😄 sorry 😄

sorry babe i'm into some freak shit like you won't believe. i need you to reply to my livejournal post in the character dressing room as the other half of my preferred ship and yaoi slash rp with me for 20-30 posts if you actually want to get me to feel something

oh that? those are my sores and pustules lol

Coach McGuirk said it best

they call me thin dieself

sorry for unfollowing you. the worldbuild in your last tweet was subpar

(trying really hard not to laugh) you have to check out this podcast....they really make some interesting points

whatever (suddenly getting really mad) ok google kill this guy

as your trusted confidante i think you should definitely post more about the tragedy you endured and turn it into consumable content

Yay ❤️ Pale horse reveals omen

hungover thinking about this image

grab the new one from @thindiesel.bsky.social or die horribly

it's tilda time