Just off to drizzle my frogs.

I think the big reveal at the end of Euphoria S3 is that we’ve been watching a season of LA NIGHTS

I am not prepared for Euphoria tonight. 🫣

Good morning, scamps. I’ve had a wander into the garden and it’s already lovely, set for a big bold sunshiney day. So… be careful out there x

I've been thinking about this all night. I WOULD NEVER GET OVER MICHAEL HUTCHENCE. The man was a god.

Good morning. 🫖 🌞

Holy, Kylie talking about Michael Hutchence. 😭😭😭

My weekend plans did not involve becoming the proud mother of a baby magpie but anyway here I am.

It’s a beautiful day, Bluesky is open, and people are having a wonderful time.

Back home. Enjoyed my car air con.

My bet - La Bola Negra to win the Palme d'Or #Cannes

Lupins galore on the #allotment! All grown from seed. 🩷🌱

Share your mood for the weekend! 🖤

GOD I LOVE THIS MAN AND WITH MILES TELLER PLEASE.

As I'm already wearing shorts, keep getting little light lower leg licks from the jackchi as she follows me around the house.

Whenever we watch Casualty now I say "that's the actress who played replacement Aveline, not the original one though", much to my other half's annoyance.

1 no. box choc ice 1 no. box strawberry/pineapple split lollies 1 no. box freeze poles.

Good morning. Up and at 'em. Fab weekend ahead. There is a hot tub. 🫖

'Do you like this song?' I play Flashdance's Maniac. 'Mum, it's a song for t*ats. As you are one'.

I overwintered a single swallowtail chrysalis after finding a chonky caterpillar making a run for it in the alleyway. Here is the result 8 months later

Yes, I went to the gym in this heat. 😆 Got to keep up that 'athlete's body'. 👀

I'm going for a Cornetto.

RIP my career icon. Sad times.

For younger readers, Judith Chalmers was the name you would invoke if somebody even mentioned going on holiday to somewhere further than Calais. "I've booked five days in Marbella for July" "Alright, calm down Judith Chalmers"

Day 1 of half term and already been asked for an ice-cream by 9.30am. I mean, the answer is yes, right?

Our dog pooed in my daughter's pink Barbie slider.

Good morning. Be careful out there in the sun UK peeps, and sunscreen up x

Why do Tame Impala sound so dang good on a hot night?

RICHARD HARMON THURSDAY 🖤🖤 (From The 100 cast. I really need to watch more than season 1, as Murphy goes 🔥)

Pedro Pascal is reading a CBeebies Bedtime Story ✨ “I love #storytelling more than anything in the world”   No stranger to the cosmos, join Pedro for a journey across the #solarsystem this Friday on #BBCiPlayer and #CBeebies 🚀 Only from the BBC. Funded by 49p+ per day per UK household.

Pedro Pascal reading a CBeebies Bedtime Story has broken my team chat.

TikTok and YouTube 'not safe enough' for children, says Ofcom

Good morning. 🫖

Drop someone with LONG HAIR 💇‍♀️🖤💇‍♂️

2026 continues to provide WTAF. My life...but I am alive. 🔥🧯

For reasons that are not yet clear, my mother has been making dozens of spiders out of beads and shows no sign of stopping. 🕷️

Good morning. 🫖

Time to take the dog for a walk, or otherwise known as I have to carry the little jackchi after lap 2 as she refuses to walk any further.

I know this card well.

My daughter genuinely thought Shaun Ryder and Bez were fronting it.

New Strictly Come Dancing hosts announced! #strictly #scd

JOHANNNNNEESSSSSS! Yessssss! #Strictly

Strictly Come Dancing hosts finally confirmed as Johannes Radebe gets new role https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/05/19/strictly-come-dancing-hosts-emma-willis-josh-widdicombe-johannes-radebe/?utm_content=1779205563&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

They are insanely good.

FOLKS, I AM HAVING SOME WOTSITS FLAVOURED NUTS.

HER PRIVATE HELL: Sophie Thatcher is transcendent in Nicolas Winding Refn’s slippery sci-fi horror stunner that's both his most uncompromising and funniest film to date. To all my fellow Refn heads, we're, as the kids say, so back📽️ My #Cannes2026 review @thewrap.com: www.thewrap.com/creative-con...

Nicolas Winding Refn is everything Sam Levinson pretends to be

Good morning. The hot flushes have started as textbook. Haven't slept a wink. 🫖