I’m looking at 3D tours of houses on Zillow. I found one I really like. Any chance a wealthy cash pig follows me here and wants to send me $400,000 to buy it? 🥺👉👈

Reskeet with a perfect album that came out when you were 16 Funnily enough, their follow up album came out the same day as my 16th birthday. September 27th!

I fucking love closing this app and immediately reopening it because my brain is fully broken

Survivor 45 really is not going my way 😭 My winner-pick was voted out in the last episode and it doesn’t look too good for my other fave 😬

Your adolescence: my mom said I can't go 😔 Your adulthood: my dom said I can't go 😈

Is “My Dom said no” a good enough excuse to get out of plans I don’t want to do? 🤔

I actually don't want to climb any corporate ladders. I don't care about job titles. I don't need accolades. I just want to have income to fund my lifestyle, not be depressed, help other people, and be around good humans. That's it.

The clock change is fucking me up good. It’s not even 4pm and I’m exhausted 😴

still ordering ice coffee in november

So I guess we are changing the clocks this fall 😭 I thought they were doing away with it but I guess not. I hate it. Dreading the fact that it will be dark out when I get out of work every day 😖

Britney’s book sold 1.1 million in just the US first week 🤯 I’ve been dealing with so much stuff this week I haven’t been able to read it, despite getting it the day it came out 😭

Last night I had a dream I was texting with a guy who said he was going to be visiting my city and listing all the people he was going to meet up with, but I wasn’t included. Why am I getting my feelings hurt in my dreams? 😭 Can’t I just have sex dreams like everyone else?!

Justin from this show is so fucking hot 😭 I want him to win. SPOILER - I’m on episode 5 and SK opening the crate that said “You are Eliminated” had me SHOOK! 😳

I saw a clip of Matt Bomer’s new show/movie, where a man is literally worshipping his feet. Another scene with pit-licking as well 👀 That is how you get your show to leapfrog to the top of my to-watch list!

I’m watching Surviving Paradise on Netflix. I really like the concept of the show but I hate how overproduced Netflix reality shows are.

❌NES ❌SNES ✅N64 ❌GameCube ✅Wii ❌Wii U ✅Switch ❌Gameboy ✅Gameboy Color ✅Gameboy Advance ❌Nintendo DS ❌Nintendo DSi ❌Nintendo 3DS ❌Nintendo 2DS ❌Sega Genesis ❌Sega Saturn ❌Sega Dreamcast ✅PS1 ✅PS2 ✅PS3 ✅PS4 ✅PS5 ✅PSP ❌PSVita ❌Xbox ❌Xbox 360 ❌Xbox One ❌Series X/S ✅PC

I wanted to buy a replica MTV Moonman for my shelf thinking it would be cute… had no clue they go for hundreds of dollars 🤯 Do people even care that much about the VMAs? Or are these for people like me with the nostalgia for turn of the century MTV?

Not Britney releasing a full soundtrack to this movie 20 years later 🙌 The 3 new remixes are bops too!

“Please love me” 🥺

I hope everyone is having a good night! ☺️

I wish there were more concerts in my area. I feel like any time I want to go to a concert, it has to become an overnight thing. 😫

She is allowed to commit all the tax crimes she wants after putting out this song. 🔥

I want it now 🥺

Has anyone ever bought cologne from Amazon? They have my favorite for a good amount cheaper than I would find at Macy’s. I fear about getting a dupe/fake. But it’s shipped and sold by Amazon. 🤔

Ugh I’m annoyed because it was on the side of my foot above the heel and only hurts when I walk on it. So I had to take it easy today and rest. But I had shit to do today 😭 Which means tomorrow will be hectic lol

Do you guys ever get a bruise where you don’t know how you got it? I have this huge bruise on my foot and have no idea how it happened 🥴

Best Buy is discontinuing physical media in 2024 😭 I still love buying physical copies and box sets of movies, TV shows and even games 🥺

Out of work! Starting my 3 day weekend by picking up a large pizza and catching up on my reality shows. Got new episodes of Survivor, The Amazing Race, and The Challenge waiting for me 🤩

I just ordered this shelf for my room, it’s coming on Saturday! 😁 I’m excited!

I ate too much at lunch and now I just want to leave work and attend to my food coma 🫠

Julie Chen naming her memoir “But first, God” feels like a 30 Rock bit.

Now that we are all zombies, what should we do first?

Going through my twitter followers… I have some Bluesky invite codes and I want to give them to the right people lol

If I can just get through this week, I will have a 3 day weekend. I love this time of year, so many days off because of holidays. Last year work gave us a full week off for Christmas. I’m hoping for the same this year 🤞

It is extremely hot and cool that Steve Grand seemingly proudly wears a chastity cage in the marketing shots for his underwear company and the more I think about it the more turned on I am.

Youth pastor voice: You know who else “locked” Himself away from temptation?

The way I truly want all 3 🥹 and maybe a cash pig too for good measure.

Women weren't allowed to take out credit cards until 1974 and you could be barred from credit cards if you were gay in the 80s and 90s, so it's actually very feminist and pro-LGBT of me to have a maxed out credit card

Me (the small guy) and who?

Hey! You know what would be cool? What if you gave to the organization I work for? ABC runs after-school writing workshops and mobile literacy programs for under-resourced youth in central Texas. All of our school-year programs are always free for students. It would be cool if you gave! Thanks.

🥺 event.designexpo.org.tw/en/

Monday… again 😭 but at least this upcoming weekend is a three day weekend. Fuck Christopher Columbus though 🖕 We’ll be celebrating Indigenous Peoples' Day this weekend instead.

My places of worship

This was really hard… not in any particular order because it would be even harder to rank them! Miss You Much If Black Cat What About I Get Lonely Rhythm Nation Sexhibition Rope Burn Son of a Gun Doesn’t Really Matter

Me anytime a man even slightly older than me calls me “son” youtu.be/Ue60mTwk-Y4?...