did you know that tiny humans have so many emotions especially when they're sick

I'm choosing to believe the Windsor one is named for the Ontario city, with all that that implies

if i ever find the person who made it so buckley's is the only cough medicine that doesn't mess with my meds, i'm starting a fight

i have reflected and i greatly appreciated noah wearing a rocket de laval jersey at sunday's bad omens concert however i think next time he should wear a poulin jersey #pwhl

me: i am going to go to bed at a decent time tonight my dog: lol not if i have anything to say about it (he's fine, just dramatic)

it has been [ 0 ] days since i last trolled the #pwhl about not using alt text

cowards.

@jlizhill.bsky.social did you write this

flip flop says have a good friday, folks #DogsOfBluesky

I do not like this gen AI I do not like what it implies I do not want it in my art I do not think it makes you smart I do not want it in my games I do not like its goals and aims I do not want it in my books I do not like the way it looks I do not like it, I don't care I do not want it anywhere

when you call hounds noble or majestic this is who you're talking about

PM says he won't rule out joining the US/Israel war even as he says "It appears that these actions are inconsistent with international law." We are being set up here folks. Contact your MP. Contact the PM tell them we can't go along with this illegal war. nationalnewswatch.com/2026/03/04/c...

Anyways.

Unless you're a cis white straight man, the NHL was never for you~

when you call hounds noble or majestic this is who you're talking about

Local himbo survives yet another nail trim, despite his best efforts

Where were you when you encountered the sacred text? #20yearsofMyImmortal

Tried to get my breakfast without alerting the hound, since he usually gets breakfast at the same time but has to wait til after his nail trim today. ..... I think he noticed. 😂

This post is going around again so I will add this excellent resource: leavesubstack.com

would anyone like to donate $150 to the cause of "preventing my idiot son from eating bones he finds on the ground," since this city doesn't believe in cleaning up garbage? /sarcasm

dear senators fans who are pissed at the team's so called captain: welcome to the #pwhl, we have gays and way better vibes, including booing the shit out of the league's most well-known bigot every time she touches the puck join us!

this is how pacific rim started, just saying

if you saw me delete and rewrite a post, no you didn't

me last night: huh, this new idea could almost be a romcom! me today having added blood magic, curses, fae parasites, and longstanding blood feuds all before noon: ... never mind

*side eyeing everyone who posts to substack*

that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love

the kidlet's response to men's hockey is consistently "ew, no" and honestly, she doesn't know how right she is #pwhl

this game has everything: bigots getting booed, wives doing wife shit, and a sprinkling of chaos just for fun #GoVictoire #pwhl

got told by a stranger that with my hair and glasses i look like sadness from inside out today, so. can't get rid of the glasses, time to do something drastic to my hair instead 😅

and oh look, now the bigot is on a penalty for elbowing. what do you bring to your team exactly..? #GoVictoire #pwhl

watching women's hockey is more fun than the men's in a lot of ways, but i think my favourite is a bigot getting relentlessly booed for so much as touching the puck #GoVictoire #pwhl

It is March 1st, which means the launch of our very successful Transit Satisfaction survey. The last survey was powerful in shaping policy, and I expect this one going into a election, and being 'post pandemic' to be even more so. So please share widely. occasionaltransport.ca/survey

it is almost 1am and i'm sitting on the couch letting the old hound dog settle so i can go to bed without him trying to follow me. flip flop is good at many things, but stairs are not one of them.

"Canadian" citizens here's a petition to strip ICE of everything we have given them. Armoured vehicles, offices across the country, and the ability to operate and work here, which is not the US: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.” James Baldwin

it's happening. today is the day. we're introducing the kidlet to the mummy. it's the bisexual agenda!

No the fuck Canada does NOT support bombing children going to school

This photo is still being shared today (mostly by US/CA blue wave resister accounts but also by some legit ones). It doesn't even look like PMMC, folks, come on. If people refuse to delete/issue a correction, report them. It's not okay to share AI slop no matter what point you think you're making.

what i said in a work email: "i'm wrapping stuff up on my end and will give you a call shortly after ten" what i meant: "i need to eat my breakfast first so i'm not a hangry gremlin when you keep me on the phone for ages"

I tire most heartily of the marriage + babies epilogue. Not everybody wants that! Secretary/boss romances aren't romance, they're abuse of power. Second chance romances are rarely done well enough for me to believe it instead of going "y'all should've stayed broken up." "Dark academia" is boring.

i am feral and last time i had to work in the office i barely caught myself before calling someone in my computer a motherfucker out loud 😅

So I carved off a lean chunk of the steak before cooking it, And made sure to set it on the edge of my plate, after I was done. And then to look the other way. To let her steal it. I got her her favorite thing, for her birthday - Crime.

reminder another reason to do alt text is that the same good alt text also helps people who don't know the same cultural references as you look stuff up. what show is that? who is that actor? what's happening in that scene? people are here from different generations, countries, interest circles etc!

History, Rhyming Read more cartoons! ---> #PoliCartoon Help us make more! ----> patreon.com/barry

Since we have a lot of new followers, tonight I thought I'd give folks a chance to read our most infamous series with a "pay what you want" for the first 3 ebooks! Please read these actual bad reviews first so you know what you're getting into! Then pay what your heart wants! payhip.com/b/dxkA

Following the discovery of radium, the new (radioactive) wonder element was added to wristwatches, children's toys, toothpaste, and even chocolate. But today, we know better. We wouldn't take a new product that we knew was bad for us and bad for the planet and jam it into everything, would we?

You can completely uninstall/disable copilot on Windows. Your system and local search will run faster afterward. www.howtogeek.com/how-to-rip-o...

I send out a periodic newsletter highlighting new self-pub & small press queer romances I think look promising. IF YOU are putting out a queer romance in 2026 for retail sale and you are (like me) NOT publishing on Amazon, please reply / DM so I can get you on my radar. Reposts very welcome. 🌈💜🌈📚♠️