imagine going into a bookstore just to peruse and bam one of the most beautiful women in Spain is in there giving recommendations

UVU cancelling sharon mcmahon as their commencement speaker because she criticized what CK said about marginalized communities after his death… like y’all will have trouble finding a decent commencement speaker who values higher ed who won’t have the exact same opinion as her…

I’m not kidding we have to gatekeep pride and prejudice until media literacy makes a comeback

as an introvert who loves pleasant small talk with strangers… I don’t like when you buy something online and they immediately message you like “thanks for your purchase! I’ll ship it out soon!” well yes, that’s the expectation. and now either I have to reply or feel bad that I didn’t reply :(

it’s never harder to be professional than when students are bickering like an old married couple. two of our more southern-drawled students were just arguing about one using the other’s printing funds and were really leaning into their accents. it was the comedy barn in here

omg I’m so proud of virginia! SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS !!!

finally with the arrival of my sleepless in seattle merch from super yaki today, I have completed the trifecta and own merch from every tom hanks and meg ryan romcom 🙌

I simply cannot imagine going to a spurs game and not WANTING to wear the fiesta shirts. the colors look sooooo good!!! to quote my close personal friend puss in boots, “aren’t we supposed to be having a fiesta?!?!”

repping my beautiful babies tonight

barnes and noble just emailed me to ask if I wanted to preorder the next fourth wing book which as of right now is untitled. first of all, no. secondly, maybe first things first, babe. don’t you want free promo from people announcing they just preordered it by name???

I love him so much 😭

ope and today, a caitlin clark fan…when will it end…

I love to be like heehee I enjoy my book social media apps so much! and then I log on and see takes so dumb I incur massive mental damage

the face of someone who nibbled my nose when I bent down and asked for a kiss #betrayal

TAKE IT EASY ON THAT KNEE GIRL

he especially loved my “true patriots brake for america’s only native marsupial” sticker and said that if he sees a person with opossum themed goods he automatically assumes they’re a queer appalachian (into nature, empathetic) I said you may be onto something there…

idk why people use facebook anymore. the rare times I log on to look for something, my feed is full of posts I saw last time or suggested posts of things I couldn’t care less about. it’s one thing that elon bought twitter then destroyed it but the way mark fully ruined his own product is remarkable

everybody really said nah we don’t want the two best dressed in the league huh…

how we do think dottie feels about darcy’s fumbled proposal

Set up the fantasy #WNBA league today, locked down the team name championship already: Plum Dawg Millionaires

this a list of who my bluesky algorithm thinks I am: • gay man • someone who wants to spend every waking minute of their one precious life thinking about donald trump • pervert • fan of professional wrestling • pervert • birder (correct) • someone who has a new kink every two weeks • pervert

this is how I looked at my friend in college when I was driving us around and said “oh look, a red-winged blackbird!” and she responded “why are they called that?”

I know everyone is dunking on Franklin Graham for selling his soul to the devil for a smidge of political power and rightfully so but when they try to contrast him with his father… I’m reading Jesus and John Wayne by Kristin Kobes Du Mez and would you believe Billy is actually to blame for So Much

when my mom asked me what I was going to get up to this evening, I answered honestly when I said I didn’t know now that I am rewatching 1995 bbc pride and prejudice, however, I am not surprised in the least

this is actually sending me. I have to stan this specifically

I recently read The Safekeep by Yael Van Der Wouden and it’s easily one of my favorite books of all-time. If you like period pieces, if you like character-driven and emotionally messy stories, AND IF YOU’RE GAY AND ESPECIALLY A GAY WOMAN, please read this book!!! #booksky

this is like john and peter posing with judas

last night I met some friends for trivia and one brought her bf over to see my bumper stickers

the terrorist was making demands again this morning, barking at me until I gave in and chased her around the house. she yearns for the rush of feeling naughty

oh also I forgot to mention, this kid’s middle name is…….you guessed it, ARAGORN

are we back??? can I finally talk to my friends in my phone again???

the last two years I’ve gone to mystics games during family trips to dc but there and atlanta are equal distance from me and since my friend moved to georgia I was like perfect, I can swing some dream games now… NOT AT THOSE PRICES. I love you, my poverty franchise, I’m sorry I was tryna cheat 🧎🏻‍♀️

there are a few reasons that I think it ended up working out for the best that my brother and I were homeschooled—undiagnosed adhd being the main one—but today as I was rushing into work and my sock was bunched up and it was ruining my life, I considered that another reason

omg tash back to washington please please please!!!!

Young Miko has released the music video for “BIAF <3” off the upcoming deluxe album of ‘Do Not Disturb.’

“this world ain’t fair” — my brother tonight when he saw a kid from one of the freak homeschool families we grew up with just locked down a total baddie while we’re both still single

it seems like the Mystics really leaned into have some veterans like Stef and AC on their team for all their rookies. and both the vets and the rooks talked about loving the mentorship. so it surprised me they didn’t try to keep them. now it’s shakira and a bunch of rugrats 😭

yeah YOU don’t negotiate with terrorists. I HAVE to. bc as I was trying to leave for work this morning my dog was demanding a treat for going outside when in reality she went onto the porch with me for FIVE SECONDS as I grabbed a package. and of course by negotiate I mean I gave in to her demands

It's my birthday this Friday (17th) so I thought I'd have a little sale, just because :) From now up until midnight on Sunday (BST) there'll be 17% off all orders, no codes to add, it automatically applies at checkout 🥰 #watercolours #birdart 🪶

can we stop giving taylor sheridan shows??? have we tried green lighting a show made by, idk, A WOMAN???

the good thing about living a boring life is it makes the yes/no questions on tax forms a breeze bc no to everything babyyyy

"Rooting for the Lesbians." LFG!

omg another slooooooot????

RORI LETS GOOOOOOOO WE A TEAM OF FACECARDS

I looooove raven johnson’s fit

omg I looked back at the screen and there was mulkey. jumpscare

not me having to root for the sky now

okay I hated to lose big mama but getting betts is a balm to my soul. I am loving the young menaces the mystics are putting together!

and I, the mayor of Lesbiandom, hereby indefinitely ban him from playing soccer within a five-mile radius of any lesbian

nothing cuts me deeper than knowing so many dogs and cats need homes