Something is rotten in Denmark... Heidi, Ego, and now Bowen??? The future is bright with Ashley Padilla but I do not like this trend of the big talent leaving without proper farewells.

I went here and nobody knew you

Dream On 🇺🇲🥇 Congratulations, Jennifer Azzi and the 1996 USA Basketball Women's National Team, for your nomination to the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame Class of 2026!

"...finally, Earnshaw crossed over, and whispered to me. ‘Will you ask her to read to us, Zillah? I’m stalled of doing naught; and I do like—I could like to hear her! Dunnot say I wanted it, but ask of yourseln.’ ‘Mr. Hareton wishes you would read to us, ma’am,’ I said, immediately." 💀

update: I have gone upstairs twice to get my phone charger and both times have returned without my phone charger

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BELOVED (Jane Austen)

requiring me to call to refill my adderall, what could go wrong? (I have forgotten to call for a week and now have been out for three days)

I consider myself a good person but certainly not a great one because an annoying patron just walking into the library and I stayed hidden in my office until one of my coworker helped her 😇 I dealt with her nonsense last time!! It’s someone else’s turn!!!

Erika Kirk having beef with Candace Owens is so funny bc Candace was the only person genuinely grieving him

omg not Breezy with the black eye?! #wnba

winning on a Lednicky kill is so poetic

not that I forgot how much I love watching college volleyball but the last month during my free time there haven’t been games on but I just now watched the Nebraska/Texas A&M game and holy moly I forgot how much I love watching college volleyball

now in fairness to me, I was actively being hindered today

every year I think I can get better at wrapping presents and every year I miraculously get worse

“Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same” and they’re the two worst people on the moors except for Hindley. This book is so funny

This morning I saw posts about Dracula, one insinuating Jonathan Harker was useless and one calling him a dope and ngl I have been fuming about it all day. My man is sweet and innocent and was quite literally in an impossible position!!! HE CRAWLED OUT A WINDOW IN LIZARD FASHION TO HIS PROBABLE DOOM

have I mentioned my Narnia shrine on here? for many years I had a Narnia shrine in my room. I need to find photographic evidence

ngl I was once foolish and had hope that the copyright nazis would be the ones to sue and save us from AI. their greed would have made them a hero in this one instance, yet they still managed to become villains. honestly a remarkable story arc 😭

Wuthering Heights has been on my tbr for this year, especially now that I need to know just how mad I should be about the new movie anyway I’m an hour and a half into this audiobook and so far it’s just this:

NO ONE TALK TO ME 😭😭😭😭

my apple music replay ‘25

berkley publishers, you will be hearing from my lawyers #booksky

goodness gracious sakes alive #mafin

thinking about how good Melissa Villaseñor’s Kristen Wiig impression is

I drove half an hour to our health sciences campus today for an event for my committee and within half an hour two people came up to me and told me they knew my brother 😪 when will it end??? (never. he’s an extrovert)

I have been methodically ruining my friends and coworkers’ days by showing them this 😇

don we now our gay apparel

I wish y’all could have heard the noise I made when I saw this

Today Morgan did surprisingly well! esp considering I slept terribly last night and had a dream that RFK Jr was out in the field at my nanny’s house and he wouldn’t stop antagonizing a bear so it finally attacked him and I couldn’t even appreciate it bc now there’s an angry bear outside

phenominal cover design here

my coworker just called my office phone and when I answered she opened with “okay I’m being nosy…” this is my favorite type of work call to receive lol

I am a pretty responsible person but you give me a few days off work and I will immediately ruin my sleep schedule. immediately. and quite unintentionally. I’ll be lying in bed one night messing around and then suddenly it’s 2am. this post is brought to you by Tomorow Morgan’s Problem

re: funerals I understand why wearing black became an outdated tradition but I really wish it hadn’t. It’s so hard for me to decide what to wear to a funeral. And I like the solidarity it shows, an easy way to show we’re all grieving with the family

attended the funeral of one of the sweetest and best men I’ve ever known today. I remember his wife of 60 years once saying she had only ever seen him angry once or twice. imagine what america would look like if men were aspiring to that instead of the toxicity the manosphere is spewing. imagine!!!

cleaning/rearranging/weeding my bookshelves and just realized I have 6 copies of sense and sensibility 🤭

my mom, trying to brag on my cousin for the property he bought: he’s got a bed and breakfast now!! me: no it’s an Airbnb my uncle: what is it? my aunt: a bread and breakfast glad we’re all on the same page

I warned my aunt if she kept leaning down toward our dog she would get a kiss. she looks at Dottie and goes “no, you’re a girl!” are we being homophobic about dogs showing affection rn…

we’ve reached the portion of the gathering where too many people arrive at once so I have to carry Dottie around from room to room so she can see everyone lest her excited barks reach an insufferable pitch and her zoomies trip everyone

okay I was actually blessed beyond measure today

tomorrow is monday *boos* tomorrow we get this MDLR look *cheers* #mafin

like The Band Perry once said: if I die young bury me in a tee preferably a Comfort Colors

Poetrye, theatre, storyes, daunse, art, scholarlye researche about literature, historye, and language -- all of these thinges mattir more now, not less.

imdb is short for im down bad

I purposely didn’t reference Cate Blanchett for this but people still think it looks like her haha.

I really hate Netflix but by golly I loved Frankenstein and by gollier they have some amazing merch for it and by golliest they're having a 35% sale rn...

the way I was late to work today because I lost track of time doing this

if someone could tell me what the post was that I’ve been meaning to make all day but keep forgetting that would be great

is this the greed they talked about in the bible? I know how I can find out (i.e. the analytical concordance to the bible) 😈

brothers are so funny. like yes you idiot I know you better than you know yourself

well no that isn’t what I was going to say actually