They had 4 years between Presidential terms to make it look like a heart attack and nothing.

He and Katy are going to show up to Caribana in blackface this year.

First the White House went for Venezuela, because it wanted the monopoly on oil. Then it went for Greenland, because it wanted the monopoly on oil. Then it went for Iran, because it wanted the monopoly on oil. Then it went for the Vatican, because it wanted the monopoly on paedophiles.

When the mashup starts.

Bill Hicks.

These tribals have been so disappointing so far. If everyone is just gonna play follow the leader then I’m just gonna keep hawking my wares on the tag cuz I’m bored🥱 🤷🏾‍♀️ I have officially added this decal to my shop so now you can get it on any style cup Maricrafts2much.bigcartel.com #Survivor50

"Heard you weren't happy about Christian getting so much airtime, so to make up for it, here's 64 minutes of Coach!" - #survivor50 producers, probably

The second verse of Coach's haiku had 8 syllables. #survivor50 #survivor

Really enjoyed the SHRINKING not-series finale, and am glad it is continuing in the fine Bill Lawrence tradition of pushing past its natural end point!

I think people are allowed to draw conclusions about the American people based on their decision to put this man in office bsky.app/profile/pear...

Blade Runner 20X9 (2017)

In Ottawa for the weekend, had to drive to 4 different pizza places yesterday to find a cheese slice. Schoolhouse, Xtreme and Giovanni’s get the gas face, shout out to Milano’s for coming through for our boy.

I wonder if Lucas will let them put out action figures for this one.

Syphillis too good for you people?

Steve Martin dealing with his unprocessed feelings about his Anne Heche breakup aside, BOWFINGER is probably one of the top 5 comedies of the 90’s. Eddie Murphy probably should have been nominated for Jif Ramsey alone.

Random info drop from my soon-to-be 9 year-old: “Jay-Z’s full name is Jason Zebra.”

The wheels of justice turn slowly.

Man, the right really is going to go all in on Bradford Bradford Bradford, aren’t they?

“I’m sorry. If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, ‘Boy, I hope he’s qualified.’” - Charlie Kirk Artemis II Pilot…

Looks like the #survivor50 producers read the comments about the lack of Tiffany. Hope this means she isn't getting voted out.

The Jays Shop website selling Anthony Santander merchandise at full price is Nintendo-level “F the Consumer” attitude and it’s hard to be mad at them.

People can complain about Brandon Little all they want, (and I will) but if the Jays had been able to muster more than a single run during 9 innings against the worst team in baseball, they wouldn’t have needed to use him.

The only good pranks.

The same people who think it’s the height of political satire to say that Trump and Elon are totally gay for each other hyuk hyuk hyuk

The last 50 pages will just be him complaining about how his wife won’t convert and passive-aggressively talking about how sad he is that she won’t be joining him and their kids in heaven.

Except — this was the next time around.

They’d rather the country be poorer and whiter than rich and diverse. Of course when the pie shrinks, the rich will demand the same amount and will tell you the crumbs you’re left with are because of immigrants or trans people or DEI. bsky.app/profile/apne...

Major League Baseball needs to institute a policy where if the home team loses by more than 10 and you stay until the end of the game, you get a free personal pan pizza.

This is why Jordan Peterson is currently in an iron lung 23 hours a day.

Wait, what?

TRUMP RUINED BAD TASTE John Waters at #NoKings in Provincetown (Pic via petermarietoto on X)

Now 1 game over .500!

Back when the Toronto bullpen didn’t give me a minor panic attack every time they came out. #aquavelvaman #bluejays

My prediction for next week, based on absolutely no prior knowledge: Mr Beast offers 1 million dollars to the first person who quits. #survivor50

Looking at the HP discussion - you know Percy Jackson's right there, right? It's basically the same story.

#survivor50 is really about how everyone who ever played this game is in dire need of therapy.

"Chappell Roan hates children, makes them cry" is a pretty funny distraction from all this awfulness going on. See also: "Zac Brown ruins Survivor."

the thing i keep coming back to whenever “bluesky isnt quite there yet” discourse hits the timeline is at least on here my viral posts arent generating revenue for an artisanal and on-demand child sexual assault image generator

"Then he said, 'Dad, when can Mom come out of the root cellar?' And I said, 'When she learns, son.'"

The Toronto Sun's going to publish a Joe Warmington piece about how great PP did on Joe Rogan about an hour before it releases, and then have to take it down when Pierre sits there like a deer in headlights for three hours while Joe badmouths Canada. #cdnpoli

Does Zac Brown get a vote? #survivor #survivor50

“Can you play someone else’s music?”

I mean… this is a LOT Of Zac Brown #survivor #survivor50

Amazing that a couple with an entire army of round the clock nannies and hired caregivers have never felt the need to distract their kids for a few minutes while they took a shower.

a little disappointed that nobody is handing Team USA stuffed animals right now. that seemed like a durable innovation

And thank God for it.