Sean Hawkins
@yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social
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Originated the role of Vic Flange in CARRY ON ABROAD. He/him. Canadian.
They had 4 years between Presidential terms to make it look like a heart attack and nothing.
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He and Katy are going to show up to Caribana in blackface this year.
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about 2 hours ago
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Simon Pegg
about 6 hours ago
First the White House went for Venezuela, because it wanted the monopoly on oil. Then it went for Greenland, because it wanted the monopoly on oil. Then it went for Iran, because it wanted the monopoly on oil. Then it went for the Vatican, because it wanted the monopoly on paedophiles.
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When the mashup starts.
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about 19 hours ago
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Bill Hicks.
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5 days ago
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Mari 💋
5 days ago
These tribals have been so disappointing so far. If everyone is just gonna play follow the leader then I’m just gonna keep hawking my wares on the tag cuz I’m bored🥱 🤷🏾♀️ I have officially added this decal to my shop so now you can get it on any style cup
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"Heard you weren't happy about Christian getting so much airtime, so to make up for it, here's 64 minutes of Coach!" -
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producers, probably
5 days ago
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The second verse of Coach's haiku had 8 syllables.
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5 days ago
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Really enjoyed the SHRINKING not-series finale, and am glad it is continuing in the fine Bill Lawrence tradition of pushing past its natural end point!
6 days ago
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Adam Serwer
6 days ago
I think people are allowed to draw conclusions about the American people based on their decision to put this man in office
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ
over 1 year ago
Blade Runner 20X9 (2017)
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In Ottawa for the weekend, had to drive to 4 different pizza places yesterday to find a cheese slice. Schoolhouse, Xtreme and Giovanni’s get the gas face, shout out to Milano’s for coming through for our boy.
8 days ago
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I wonder if Lucas will let them put out action figures for this one.
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8 days ago
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Syphillis too good for you people?
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9 days ago
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Steve Martin dealing with his unprocessed feelings about his Anne Heche breakup aside, BOWFINGER is probably one of the top 5 comedies of the 90’s. Eddie Murphy probably should have been nominated for Jif Ramsey alone.
9 days ago
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Random info drop from my soon-to-be 9 year-old: “Jay-Z’s full name is Jason Zebra.”
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The wheels of justice turn slowly.
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10 days ago
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10 days ago
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Man, the right really is going to go all in on Bradford Bradford Bradford, aren’t they?
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11 days ago
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@g
12 days ago
“I’m sorry. If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, ‘Boy, I hope he’s qualified.’” - Charlie Kirk Artemis II Pilot…
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Looks like the
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producers read the comments about the lack of Tiffany. Hope this means she isn't getting voted out.
12 days ago
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The Jays Shop website selling Anthony Santander merchandise at full price is Nintendo-level “F the Consumer” attitude and it’s hard to be mad at them.
12 days ago
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People can complain about Brandon Little all they want, (and I will) but if the Jays had been able to muster more than a single run during 9 innings against the worst team in baseball, they wouldn’t have needed to use him.
12 days ago
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The only good pranks.
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Maya Angelou's 'I Know Why the Caged Bird Laughs!' Prank Show - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
https://youtu.be/Q4HEV5r65yM?si=IWMhsEBoIclPsClA
12 days ago
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The same people who think it’s the height of political satire to say that Trump and Elon are totally gay for each other hyuk hyuk hyuk
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13 days ago
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The last 50 pages will just be him complaining about how his wife won’t convert and passive-aggressively talking about how sad he is that she won’t be joining him and their kids in heaven.
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13 days ago
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Tabatha Southey🇨🇦
13 days ago
Except — this was the next time around.
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Adam Serwer
13 days ago
They’d rather the country be poorer and whiter than rich and diverse. Of course when the pie shrinks, the rich will demand the same amount and will tell you the crumbs you’re left with are because of immigrants or trans people or DEI.
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Major League Baseball needs to institute a policy where if the home team loses by more than 10 and you stay until the end of the game, you get a free personal pan pizza.
14 days ago
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This is why Jordan Peterson is currently in an iron lung 23 hours a day.
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15 days ago
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Wait, what?
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Tommy Davidson Gives Update on 'Martin' Spinoff 'Varnell Hill,' Admits Martin Lawrence Had 'a Little Hesitation' About the Show
Tommy Davidson appeared on 'Rap Attack Official,' talking to the hosts about his journey with the Varnell Hill character. Davidson, 62, spoke about reconnecting with Martin Lawrence to get the project...
https://people.com/tommy-davidson-discusses-reconnecting-with-martin-lawrence-and-how-varnell-hill-came-to-be-11894477
15 days ago
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Leah McElrath
16 days ago
TRUMP RUINED BAD TASTE John Waters at
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in Provincetown (Pic via petermarietoto on X)
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Now 1 game over .500!
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16 days ago
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Back when the Toronto bullpen didn’t give me a minor panic attack every time they came out.
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16 days ago
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My prediction for next week, based on absolutely no prior knowledge: Mr Beast offers 1 million dollars to the first person who quits.
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19 days ago
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Looking at the HP discussion - you know Percy Jackson's right there, right? It's basically the same story.
19 days ago
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is really about how everyone who ever played this game is in dire need of therapy.
19 days ago
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"Chappell Roan hates children, makes them cry" is a pretty funny distraction from all this awfulness going on. See also: "Zac Brown ruins Survivor."
21 days ago
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Andrew Lawrence
23 days ago
the thing i keep coming back to whenever “bluesky isnt quite there yet” discourse hits the timeline is at least on here my viral posts arent generating revenue for an artisanal and on-demand child sexual assault image generator
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"Then he said, 'Dad, when can Mom come out of the root cellar?' And I said, 'When she learns, son.'"
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25 days ago
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The Toronto Sun's going to publish a Joe Warmington piece about how great PP did on Joe Rogan about an hour before it releases, and then have to take it down when Pierre sits there like a deer in headlights for three hours while Joe badmouths Canada.
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25 days ago
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Does Zac Brown get a vote?
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26 days ago
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“Can you play someone else’s music?”
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26 days ago
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Dalton Ross
26 days ago
I mean… this is a LOT Of Zac Brown
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Amazing that a couple with an entire army of round the clock nannies and hired caregivers have never felt the need to distract their kids for a few minutes while they took a shower.
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26 days ago
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post malone ergo propter malone
27 days ago
a little disappointed that nobody is handing Team USA stuffed animals right now. that seemed like a durable innovation
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And thank God for it.
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