FUNKY FOREST or the Republican Party: You Be The Judge!

Gonna be hilarious when he gets suspended for a couple years for the crooked contract he and Uncle Dennis signed with the Clippers that's currently under investigation and can't actually play.

reminiscing on how RBG refused Obama's offer to step down and choose her own replacement despite being a million year old cancer survivor, and later on in Trump's first term decided to officiate a wedding maskless during a pandemic and died of Definitely Not Covid a few weeks later

It's like the reaction to the Lady Ghostbusters movie where I didn't enjoy it but I feel obligated to defend it because Jesus, it wasn't THAT bad, you chuds.

Nice to see Jay McCarrol in the audience for BRAIN CANDY tonight at the Paradise. Classic Toronto cinema past and present.

The backlash can't come soon enough.

My takeaway is that even she knows that going on Bill Maher would only make things worse.

Your 2026 American League All-Star Team Starting Pitcher: Jeff Hoffman

Imagine the entire audience keeping this secret for years because they didn't want to piss off Oprah. Now that's control.

The moderators of the AskCanada subreddit were so sick of posts that were like "American here, I come in peace, we're so ashamed of Trump, please adopt us, do you still like me Y/N" that they posted a new rule with what I thought was a very well-expressed sentiment

JACKASS has been the most amazing progression; season 1 of the TV show was, "Farting in a yoga class" and "riding a Big Wheel down a hill", and the last movie is going to be, "let's blow up a small town."

Watching the deleted scenes from THE GODFATHER and I have never felt such, "Dear Lord, I absolutely see why this was cut" in absolutely every single case.

Biden was upset that his two favorite fighters, Sugar Ray Robinson and Jack Dempsey weren’t on the card.

Not surprising but it is funny that he tried to keep it on the down-low but Cheryl Hines blew up his spot.

Someone else said it first, but "You couldn't make The Office today" is what NBC should have said the day after Steve Carrell left.

The fighters getting saddled with this terrible White House live band performing their walk-in music has got to suck. You're trying to get psyched up and you get stuck listening to Murph and the Magic-Tones playing an instrumental version of Badwitdaba.

I still remember when Derrick Lewis and Francis Ngannou had one of the shittiest fights in UFC history.

Funny that Trump is so out of it they have to recycle a Reagan speech from 40 years ago.

"There's lots of celebrities here at the event!" *shows one D-list celebrity, filmed hours earlier* #UFC

That training camp with Kalib Starnes might have been a bad decision for Chandler.

“Tonight, the part of Violet Beauregarde will be played by Michael Chiklis.”

all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles

Why, it's noted spearfisher Zac Brown! He sings too? #ufc250 #survivor50

Always worth nothing that the UFC Freedom 250 Claw was built in Belgium.

Tyra complaining about her edit is a bit rich, but the documentary took great pains to make it seem like the modeling industry was a panacea of equality and healthy body image before Tyra and Ken Mok showed up.

I feel like the Jays won a bunch of coin-flip games last season, and this season, well…

Toronto elected a socialist mayor, but she ended up not living up to her promises at all, so our team went to game 7 of the World Serie's and lost. The math checks out.

WWE’s pretty much the worst in most respects, but AEW dropping the ball with Danhausen has to go on the all time list of blown opportunities.

God has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

The first UFC was a glorified infomercial for Gracie BJJ put on by Brazilians.

Sometimes the lads got it wrong. Classic dudes movie. “You’re all WELCOME!”

This is going to legitimize the type of MMA Math that we used to get on the Sherdog forums, where "Chuck Liddell beat Randy Couture and Keith Jardine beat Chuck Liddell, so Keith Jardine could definitely beat Fedor."

Sure, Mexico is the place people are nervous about traveling to. EYEROLL

Baffling that he knew that Saturday Night magazine had to settle a defamation suit for making the same claim 30 years ago, but was like, “Ahh, I’m sure it’ll be fine this time.”

"Canadaland never contacted Mrs. Kielburger before broadcast. Asked in court why no comment was sought, Mr. Brown said he "did not seek comment from the plaintiff for the same reason why I didn't seek comment from my own mother." " Uff da.

If #Danhausen curses Trump tonight he instantly becomes the biggest star the WWE has had in the last 25 years. #NBAFinals

Will the World Cup games in Toronto be considered official if they are not overseen by Romana Didulo, the rightful Queen of Canada? I’d hate for the winner to have an asterisk next to their name.

Having worked tech dispatch for a major appliance company, i can’t tell you how many customers said, “If so many people are calling you guys, your product must not be too good.”

Doomsday: All Killer, No Filler

I just know Nellie Bowles is going to open her TGIF column over on the Free Press this week with some cute little, "Ain't I a Stinker?" type joke. "Hi Readers, I tore myself away from killing 60 Minutes with Bar to bring this to you."

Really looking forward to the post-credits scene in Scary Movie 6 that will look suspiciously like it was filmed with a cell phone yesterday, where someone who kind of looks like Nikki from Obsession stumbles into a Backroom, and then smokes a bong and farts.

When your request for tickets gets turned down and you have to watch back at the barracks:

As always, all the right wingers who complain that comedy is too woke stayed home when they released a movie whose premise was literally, “Can you imagine if a woman got a job?”

Yeah, but everyone paid the Nate Rate. If they paid full price it would have out grossed ENDGAME.

Ellen Aim and the Attackers have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration

Me, being subtle: "You know, if you got this for me for Father's Day, I wouldn't be upset." My 9 year old daughter: "There's a FATHER's day?"

Joanna Page cosplaying as a Minion on #taskmaster was an unexpected bit of promotion for the upcoming film. Well done, @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social !

I know everyone forgot about Charlie Kirk fairly quickly despite the right's best efforts, but there's something to be said about how insanely fast the Dilbert guy was forgotten. That's got to be some sort of record that a public figure went from, "His legacy will last forever" to "He died?"