their single abortion clinic took on the state and won 🥹

conservatives love to be like "they're gonna normalize pedophilia next!!" about gay & trans rights when they themselves are the most pedophilia-positive demographic by several miles

looked at my hands and saw my mom’s hands this morning so I will be spending the day deciding how i feel about that

I’m actually socially liberal and fiscally chaotic neutral

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.

nailed my brother’s present so hard the entire family cried, Christmas Champ 2025 🙂‍↕️🎄

signing emails with “happy holidays!” does kinda take the edge off of still sending emails on Dec 23rd

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The White House has been caught. The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims. In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

Time Person of the Year: the Etsy witches.

The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.

digging his nails into other mens’ legacies because he’s so desperate to be known as anything other than the world’s least popular pedophile and it’s not working 💀

botched lips couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person, i smile every time i think of that photo

told my family about my dog’s diagnosis by saying lab results are in, Hudson has:

lab results came back this morning, Hudson is diabetic 😭 his only symptom was a lot of drinking/peeing, we really thought it was just a UTI gonna be a rough weekend of panicking over my bub, we go back on Monday to get insulin and meet with a diabetic educator. he’s in still great spirits though 💛

haven’t seen the cats at all today, my dog is drinking WAY too much water and peeing WAY too much (vet appt in the morning) and I just started my period

holiday hours thwarted my plans to see fall foliage finally hit the botanical gardens but we hit an antique mall instead and I still had a phenomenal 30th birthday ✨

had a neighbor move away and abandon their indoor/outdoor cat a few months ago she’s been the neighborhood cat since, a few people feed her but she never gets too close just discovered she’s had 2 kittens and has them tucked away behind the retainer wall in my backyard

went to a lights festival in Dallas and came home to half the town’s police force in our small, secluded neighborhood investigating “a scream” ???

absolutely CRIMINAL i would die if i found something like the original 😭

last year, my brother told us 2 days prior that he had a gf, and was bringing her and her toddler to Christmas this year, they have my niece and brand new nephew in tow and I have a custom superhero outfit wrapped up for the niece i never knew i was missing life is wild, happy holidays y’all 🎄

my great-grandmother gifted us parakeets, my mom was petrified of birds. we kept them on a balcony that we often forgot existed as busy-body little kids. 1 died, the other was in bad shape. my sweet, clueless mom tried to release the other, it suicide-dove into our dog’s mouth. don’t gift pets!!!

sister’s fiancée randomly got up and had his yeehaw mullet cut into normal guy hair after a year of soft-bullying 🙂‍↕️

did my damndest to choose legit small shops on Esty & eBay getting some gifts this year but I’m 2 attempted scams deep already 😭😭

not an open store with a package of fried onions available… shoutout Pinterest and a couple old onions, Thanksgiving is saved 😮‍💨

everything shower, fat blunt, lux face mask, clean sheets… peace-maxxing before the holidays

Zohran misting Trump is such an unexpected delight lmao what the hell is happening

Whitney being cancelled for being honest about using RTV for opportunities and money by a gaggle of mouthbreathers that would 1000% milk a single viral tiktok into a weeklong storytime before pivoting hard into peddling TikTok shop shit for weeks… 🫩 #slomv #dwts

what I’m hearing is that little twerp got sloshed, took a dick pill, came in his shorts, concluded the next morning that he had sex with Jessi and then told Layla that they’d been doing it for months. production is gross for bringing him on. #SLOMW

sos my dog has suddenly decided to become a poop eater 😭😭😭

the thought of casting a vote for Jasmine Crockett to take Ted Cruz’s senate seat

good morning to everyone except Kim Davis! you lost again, you nasty old hag!!!

my 30th is next month but my brother just had a kid & my sister’s about to have a wedding so all I’m getting for my birthday is upstaged

made direct eye contact with a flat-bill wearing cybertruck driver as I flashed a big loser “L” handsign at him, what a beautiful Sunday morning 🥰🥰🥰

burning taxpayer money for NOTHING and doubly so when the inevitable countersuit hits remember to vote next week, y’all 🫩 cut these frivolous bastards off at the knees wherever we can

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

“pregnancy rumors” lol never-been-touched-tommy thinks you can impregnate someone by rubbing their ankles #bbsky

cranking the thermostat down in a way that risks the power grid collapsing without a care bc these cramps require a heating pad and a blanket and sweats

sorry to geek but omg??? geeked

didn’t even have to block it myself lmao

To be clear: LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government. The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency. This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.

ICE agents blocked an ambulance that was trying to take an injured protester to hospital. "We are still not being allowed to leave by ICE officers.” an EMT said on radio When driver tried to get out, an agent yelled, "DON’T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL SHOOT YOU" www.wweek.com/news/2025/10...

entering week 6 of having intermittently functioning A/C in Texas

sometime today I will have a nephew and my weird little brother will be someone’s FATHER

I’m hardly tuned into #bbuk chatter but from here it looks like they cast half queer people and half “foaming at the mouth to call someone a faggot” esque bigots and thought that’d be just fine

Me about the post season discourse 😆

Johnny did all that for 4th place #loveislandgames

just had to quickly explain labubus to my parents, best i could do was ‘nightmare beanie babies’