oh right…. hey bloomfs

Awkwafina on Luigi Mangione being arrested: "what is you talmbout"

do any of y’all have a lisp? i have a job for you.

my balls stink

in my masc era (built desk from amazon)

yall on here being nasty again

thank you for your knowledge reddit users

the national dog show is a beautiful illustration of how to handle rejection like their asses do NOT understand they weren’t selected

y am i always sick on thanksgiving,,,,,,,

haven’t jorked it in days

i know im getting sick because of the ungodly things leaking out of me

post your favorite pokémon, wrong answers only

even though the lifestyle is not for me i do support lgbt. love is love.

warm beer kinda night

all i did today was sleep and fart

mole rats:

went down a rabies rabbit hole again…..

club penguin

the voracious serpent ouroborous:

he is in jail

just bit myself while eating,,, just greedy,,,,,,,,,,,

it’s finally fucking cold outside i want to go streaking

NEIGHBORHOOD CAT CAME INTO GAY BAR

You are....the piece of me....I end...with gaggy tea

working a double and wore the worst underwear possible

trade playing in my face at work

got glitter on my dick

NNN attempt # 73

overwatch…. you have me by the balls yet again

oomf giving food reviews when he eats fruit rollups with the wrapper still on

I think we need one of these for asexuals who fuck and nonbinaries

anyways,,,, imma be late to work cause im scrapping with this toilet

"Yeah I got a quarter"

i get jumped when i say this

was manager today and made everyone stream christmas & chill

going to the work bathroom to hit my vape

it is a morning

i love calling straight men faggots it always gags them they don’t expect it

show ssn saturday

why does my room smell like balls?

AND FUCK @missingcasette.bsky.social

need annoying oomfs to join STAT

bluesky won’t save you from…. the creature

when y’all stop jorkin it can y’all start fighting?

they’re already taking freedom of speech away from us

just got paid and suddenly i don’t want to kms