wym i cant lock this account during a job hunt……..

this Stereo Love by Edward Maya and Vika Jigulina ass heatwave…

face tape competition between joe pesci in my cousin vinny and charli xcx

something especially heinous to me are content creators who film themselves (or have others film them) eating food they got from a restaurant. doubly heinous if they do it in their car.

I want to see Materialists but it also looks like one of those movies that I’ll be really pissed off if I leave my house to see it

So @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social did a writeup of Brad Lander's arrest today at 26 Federal Plaza in NYC, focusing not just on Lander's treatment, but the treatment of immigrants inside, both in the courtroom and once they are detained. prospect.org/justice/2025...

got mistaken for being 24 years old again this weekend

not to media collage but Party Girl (1995) is the official movie of Gay Guy Friday

i think the maxwell’s rotten right to the core

DoorDash is one of the corporations bankrolling this racist mud slinging in case you needed another reason to delete your account

KISS PRINT ON YOUR JEANS FISH NETS PULL EM OFF OF ME YOU GOT IT ALL WHERE I WANNA BE DONT BE A TEASE FREAK IT FOR ME

hate my haircut

woke up feeling bleak, anxious, and shame about every single interaction i have had with anyone over the past three months

Affirmation: You CAN post your way through this

cant stop listening to kim petras

John Waters probably

I will be the most unfuckable gay guy at Honcho tonight

I think there’s a really complex web of reasons (post-COVID atomization, lack of social confidence, prevalence of social media surveillance, countless media scandals of those in power abusing subordinates) but I think the crux of it lies with people getting over themselves

Since Pride Month festivities start tomorrow, Happy Pride to all, except those who refer to me as their “gay friend” rather than just their “friend” and also anyone who uses the term “Guncle” in earnest

people who spin on these scare the shit out of me

Do you understand how bored I have to be to have started watching Summer House?

need this 23 year old alt guy who hits me up on grindr and then never replies back so badly its insane

One thing I absolutely love is when gay guys talk about escaping their small, conservative towns and then later you find out its a suburb 20 miles outside of Chicago with a median annual household income of $400K

There’s just a lot of Sade songs (Pearls, Like a Tattoo, etc) that, due to their lyrical themes, should not be made into deep house remixes

I like Overcompensating idgaf Benny Skinner maybe we like you

Jesse in like every other scene of Summer House

just started watching summer house this season and I need him so bad it’s insane

they are trying to outlaw being transgender in this country and this is just the first step. they were never going to stop at sports. they weren’t going to stop at bathrooms. they want a trans genocide. it is so important to spread awareness of this

one negative trait of mine is that i do see disposable lithium battery vapes usage as a moral failure. like why do you gotta destroy your body AND the planet for the rest of us? like at least find a delivery system with a reusable battery like Juuls or most weed pens have. or just smoke fucking cigs

Today’s date, 5/21/25, can be read the same both forward and backward. Repost if you have sex with men

the current epidemic of men under 5’6 on Hinge

My friend thought she was Jackie Kennedy for years! To this day when she changes her profile picture to Jackie it means she stopped taking her meds

people self-describing as “a yapper”

fully have become one of those people who always have sunglasses on their head because its the only hair/headband i can wear that doesn’t make my hair look completely insane. Yes, I am taking this 8am zoom call from my bedroom, while its raining and, yes, I have sunglasses on my head

monday

party on you, party on you party on you, party on you party on you, party on you party on you, party on you party on you, party on you

charli opening and closing the 360_brat account the other day randomly kicked me off as a follower?

“go left at the light, then pull over on the right” being one of the smoothest pre-chorus transitions of all time

Breaking News: Newark's mayor, Ras Baraka, was arrested while he and three members of Congress from New Jersey were protesting at an immigration detention center in the city. He was taken to an ICE facility in Newark, his aides said. nyti.ms/3Z680Un

unfortunately you will have to have ChatGPT play GTA VI for you as your 5th 32 hour shift in the lithium mines this week, to pay off your Cane’s box meal from 2024 with a 47.8% APR, is about to start

Met Gala Monday

Met Gala looks are abysmal this year

cops raided a high profile drag event in pittsburgh last night without a reason given other than a vague “compliance check”

and I’m still not gonna watch it

Hacks Season 4 terrible bring back my beloved show

every time I see a Karen Read thing it always makes me think about the twink campaigning for her innocence via Hinge

me (generally a lorde disliker) to the people who don’t like the new lorde song

I wear smoke like a wedding veil make a meal I won't eat step out into the street, alone in a sea it comes over me