We have captured 2. Released. Hoping thats all.

Omg. Heard a mouse in my garage. 😭😭

🤭 missed you guys...

Sloppy Joe casserole. 😍

🥹💋

Making brownies and cracked a bad egg into the mix. Uggggggh!! 😭😭

My dog barks at everything and when I say "enough" she runs to grab a toy to stuff in her mouth, to muffle her bark. Lol

Bahaha, that first little shove. 🤭😭😭💀

NW: Troop Beverly Hills 🤭😭

Cuteness overload. The little jumps...🥹

I just saw a post about Dots pretzels...them Honey mustard ones got me in a choke hold. If only they made them spicy!

🥹😭 free Tyler!

To all my oomfs. Happy Valentines day. You bring joy to my life on a daily basis. Appreciate yall. ❤️

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY #valentinesday #valentinesday2026 #stvalentinesday #valentines2026 #february14th @luvgorgeousanf.bsky.social happy Valentine’s Day Sweets❤️❤️❤️

Happiest of Birthdays to my sister from another mister. @vintagewingnut.bsky.social I love you to the moon and back! Hope your day is fabulous. You deserve it. 💋

Im sleepy. Nighty night, sweet peas...😘 💤

@slothymcslothface.bsky.social @cocodabear.bsky.social found the perfect account for yall...🤭😍🦝

That grasshopper on the windshield pic has me cackling. Can someone edit it with laser eyes?!! 😆

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

Flamin hot dill pickle cheeto puffs? 😳 BRB...

When will they make an emoji with green heart eyes?! For us stoners. 😍💚

This infused joint got me like...😎💚💨

My sister is so unserious. Lmao. Why she give my dinner googly eyes! 😆😭 now I just want to buy the edible eyes, for all my food. 😆💀

Didnt know what to make for dinner. But realized i had everything for homemade hot honey chicken and waffles. Im happy with it. 😋

“you on the grass?” me:

Omg. 😀🎉💙💚

Im not crying. 🥹🥰

I have to laugh. 🤭😆😭

😆😭

I want lasagna soup. But I has no lasagna soup.

it's January 78th, and we still have a week to go

Mom and her newborn Otter baby 💞

Im sorry @759dp.bsky.social it was another great game. As expected.

The stars and moon were so clear. #stars #moon #nightphotography #photograph #ohio

Keep waiting for my soup to make itself. Nothing yet

Do you think football players get the nervous poops before big games? I’d have to be on that field in a depends

Seahawks, please save us.

If it ends up being Patriots/Rams. 🙄

Omfg!!!

Bears, please get your shit together.

Fucking gross AFC. I am over it.

Intentionally trying to break all the windows. 🤭

You damn right...and I'll do it again...😏😎

Me being an invisible weirdo on the tl, living vicariously thru my oomfs who watch the #traitors (I dont watch, but appreciate yalls commentary) 🫶🏼

I found the funniest place to poop ever

I got fired from the dairy. They said I didn't work well with udders.

Bears win. 🤭

#FartMania?