He can't even say Happy Holidays. He knows what he's doing. I can't wait until he **** goes to hell and gets ****** every day by a demon with ****** on its ****

Lovely weather here this weekend

Orange Fuck: I inherited very simply the highest prices in history and I'm bringing them down really fast…. But I’ve only been here a short while

2 inches of snow yesterday 4 to 6 inches in the next 24 hours. Anybody wanna come over and build a snow fort?

Bad Winter Storm coming. Internet provider texted to say don’t be surprised if service is knocked out. Internet knocked out is fine, it’s when it’s 20° out and the power goes out that really sucks 🥶

In Gremlins, I can believe there monsters that multiply with water, but what I refuse to believe is there’s an invention convention on Christmas Eve

Welcome to Derry episode 7 😳

Finally got my tree up

Me when I hear people “watch” shows while looking at their phone and then claim they “don’t understand what’s going on”

I turn 50 next month and just realized I will no longer be part of the 18-49 television demographic. I will now be part of those letting advertisers know what us elderly folk watch. 😭

So embarrassed for this country after seeing the participation trophy handed out to the orange blob today. Can't wait until he croaks, I will party all year likes it's 1999

Eating better and getting back into workouts because I've been sluggish and haven't done those things since back in November on election day ... 2024

It’s -6° out, but according to the weather app due to the sunshine and lack of wind, it feels like only -5°

Claudia > Alan > Karine > Rodger

She praised him for keeping the hurricanes away during hurricane season

It was 1° earlier this morning and it’s gonna be -7° on Thursday 🙃 Heated blanket working overtime

My new obsession is watching videos of good guy hackers fucking with and exposing real life scammers. So satisfying

The Steve Martin “I want a fucking car, right fucking now” scene from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is one of my favorite movie scenes of all time. It’s comedy perfection.

I'm really proud of myself that after already stuffing my face I did NOT have any dessert this year but tbh that's only because I couldn't wait and ate the pie yesterday

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

Ice Storm last night knocked the power out a couple of times. Today it feels like 5 degrees with the wind. WISCONSIN!

Opening deer hunting wknd so today down here in the valley is the "Doe on the Go" vendor and craft festival. Any left behind family members flock to beautiful downtown Osceola for food and fun (I guess) Drove through earlier, saw The Grinch on a corner. I waved. He didn't wave back 😞

36° here and the power is out for at least 3 hours I’ve been told 🙃

Been in a minor funk lately so I decided to stop being lazy, get off my ass, sit back down, and finally binged the recent Celebrity Traitors

Share something that reminds you of your childhood

The cult isn’t having the best week, huh

Y’all been watching Welcome to Derry, right?

Me update: I had key lime pie for breakfast, can’t stop watching The Morning Show on Apple, and had two Christmas tree cakes for dinner. Everything’s fine here.

Me to anyone who actually liked House of Dynamite

Ahhh shit, here we go again

I can’t believe tonight IT’S finally here. I’ve been waiting so long 🎈😭

Today is 6 months since The King passed. Still sucks

Watching Mayor Of Kingstown and this is now my favorite caption of all time and it’s not even close. 😂💀

October 1st. LFG!

Lauren’s key says “I don’t know” #BB27

Vince is fucked #BB27

Nice job Cody. #BB27

I tried not to hate anyone this season because it’s just a game. With that being said I failed because I fucking hate this whiny dildo #BB27

The deadly games in Alice in Borderland on Netflix makes Squid Games look like Candyland. Third season just came out and it’s crazy

Tie breaker question should’ve been how many M&Ms has Morgan flushed this summer? 😏 #BB27

Morgan: sometimes people play this game too fucking seriously Morgan said that Morgan #BB27

It's giving ED ad #BB27

we used to be a proper country

this whole season is Jankie World

Me when I ask the waiter for a Coke and he asks if Pepsi is ok #BB27

Mickey Durston - and not a bit surprising #bb27

The fair is in town and it’s the truck and tractor pulls tonight down the hill from me. The one wknd out of the year that my slice of Heaven down here in the valley is loud and chaotic