My sister passed away on Saturday. She lived in pain every day for 19 years and never complained once. She was the strongest person I every knew and is now at peace

Widow's Bay renewed for a season 2. It's nice to see the good guys win every now and again

I like small budget traitors. Challenge: answer questions about your fellow cast correctly or get electric shock High budget: take a raft out to the lake, find the sunken chests, find the keys on shore, open chest, build a spear, light it on fire and throw through a hoop for $500 each

If aliens wanna show up unless they have a drink, pill, or machine that makes me 25 years younger then don’t bother showing up at all. I got other shit to deal with

I watched Traitors NZ season 2 and imo it's my favorite season I've watched of any Traitors from any country. Watched all 12 in a row 😂

Happy National Cheese Day. To celebrate I'm gonna do what I do every day. Eat cheese

This is an ad for a Republican in Minnesota. The whole commercial was comic book panels of things like “she’s SMASHING fraud” and jailing Tim Walz Jfc I don’t even know what to say anymore

If there's one phrase that makes me want to immediately leave Earth for the vast emptiness of space it's looksmaxxing

Orange man really gonna bomb another country for a reason to get out of going to his son's wedding huh 100% unrelated, I've never seen any of the Shrek movies. Just wanted to get it off my chest

have a small addiction to YouTube videos about what people who live alone in other countries do in their spare time out in the city🤷‍♂️

I'm becoming obsessed with Widow's Bay on Apple TV. Episode 4 really knocked it out of the park

I really really need to get some sleep My brain at 5:30 am:

I have a couple things in mind for what should be done to that rich fuck that tossed a big rock at that endangered seal. One of them involves a wrench

Government released a bunch of new UFO files and videos today Lauren Boebert: actually they’re not aliens, but instead are fallen angels from the Old Testament

Another fantastic episode of widow's bay last night. great mix of humor and creepiness

In honor of 10 years with you beautiful crazies, I’ve changed my pfp to the first one I ever used. Plus, it kinda fits for society nowadays so

I spoke in my remote to turn my tv to HDMI 3. Instead it recognized it as "Am I three?" It paused for a couple of seconds and responded, I can't determine your age That's ok. I can't either

Widow's Bay on Apple TV is a horror comedy (not super silly though) about Tom Loftis (Matthew Rhys), a weary mayor trying to modernize a struggling, cursed New England island. Fun stuff!

tonight my MN teams have a chance to move to their next rounds by eliminating my two most hated teams. (the hatred has history and runs deep) I know a lot of you are like "ew sports" but I need this to happen. I NEED it. ya feel me?

Been in a minor funk lately so was brainstorming on what I could change to help and came up with that I think my apartment really needs a ballroom

Hadn’t had any sweets since mid January so I bought a pie today.

I can’t believe it’s been one year today since The King left us. Still sucks. Maybe it’s time to look for his successor. idk

saw that after orange face trashed the pope that he posted ai of himself as jesus. I checked it out and at the time I did the likes were 6.66k which you know, is appropriate for the content

Lunch today: Coconut Mocha coffee and Xanax

Apollo record broken in 5 minutes and orange fuck is having a press thing about bombing people at the same time. I want to live in the For All Mankind timeline.

After watching a season and a half of For All Mankind I’ve decided that when I grow up I want to be an astronaut

It’s supposed to snow 20 inches tonight

You can lie and lie for the orange man, but he will throw you away the moment you do something that makes him look even worse than he already is. Noem-sayin?

Late to the party, fashionably imo, but finally watching The Jinx

The following is an excerpt from the State of Chris Address I'm mentally and physically tired Thank you for your attention to this matter! CMB

Can’t stand the Tkachuk brothers, but my Minnesota Wild boys are having a great game. Goal by Boldy from Hughes and huge help on penalty kill by Faber. I’m ready for NHL to start again 😂

I have no fucks left to give so from now on whenever anyone asks me a question I don't care to answer I'm just gonna lean in, whisper FOLLOW THE MONEY, and walk away mysteriously.

I know there's a lot of shit going on, but in an interview today Barack Obama confirmed that aliens are real, but he hasn't seen them. Kind of big news from a trustworthy source.

Players … the floor is yours

This is real: NYC bar opens for people with "AI" partners, dining tables optimized to dine with your AI companion. jfc

I’ve watched the last minute of knight of the seven kingdoms ep 4 about 10 times today and got chills each time

Watching

y'all rested and got your snacks for USA vs Norway in curling at 3 am? you betcha it'll be a real banger dontcha know.

Did my big monthly shopping. Large packs of chicken drumsticks were on super sale and I grabbed about 10. A guy chased me down and said they had more if I wanted. No idea why but I said, nah we have enough for the party. Like this guy cares if it's all for me or not. (it is) 😂🤷‍♂️

Greenland sharks live to between 250-500 years and are pregnant between 8-18 years. Before you ask yourself why I posted this, I recently turned 50 so now I'm really into watching nature docs while eating Werther's candy.

I love Minneapolis 🥲

Me after waking up excited to get a new package and then finding out it’s “now arriving tomorrow”

So the NFL had a moment of silence for Kirk, but nothing today for the executions in MN. fucking unreal

This month's been so bad that I literally said out loud, "Oh, THIS is the bad place" to see if my wall would open up and Ted Danson walks in to tell me I'm right and he's just been fucking with us this whole time

I just hope I live long enough to see that dog murderer, plastic faced, grade A **** get her comeuppance. Oh, and the other thing too.

'The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. George Orwell - 1984

I'm an hour away from the chaos, but have some great friends that live there. Watched the murder video from this morning and anyone who defends this can get f***** and die

With the wind tonight, temperature is dropping to -45° down here in the valley. We have an old saying around here when temps get like that Jesus Christ it’s fucking cold out

um I guess what I meant to say is my oven is broken so I use the device that makes my wings crispy and perfect pork chops