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I need more people to watch #pluribus and talk about it on here, please.

Me remembering my shows last night

Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee. Or after. Or when I'm hungry. Or sleepy. Or angry. Or busy. Or stressed. Or ever.

#LauraDern #DavidLynch

Next week, the pluribus episode comes out on 12/23 🥰

Everyone going to fall sleep with a smile on their face after that episode (and I fucking love it) #heatedrivalry

This will surely help me sleep…(it won’t)

Reading my lil book but got distracted and had to watch key #pluribus scenes again. Just perfection.

Both my shows ending on Christmas day. A gift. And then, I’ll rewatch both of them

Sent this to my friend as I started the episode lololol #heatedrivalry To be fair. She wanted to watch them all at once.

Both my shoes tonight got me feeling good af. How am I supposed to go to sleep. I gotta wake up a little earlier lol

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #pluribus

Starting #pluribus and I am already feeling better about life.

I think I am too tired to watch heated rivalry :( we’ll see

Ugh

What, I could have been dark this WHOLE TIME???? Bluesky, you’re a weird bitch.

Oh, they own a huge social media app now? That has everyone’s data and also is how many people get news and culture? Interesting. Can’t convince me that wasn’t their plan this whole time.

TikTok will now be owned by the Ellisons, Jared Kushner's firm, and Abu Dhabi's state investment fund.

Anyway, what I’m trying to say is that I’ve been struggling and I’m glad I’m working to get help. I think a lot of us have built up a tolerance for suffering but what if we don’t have to suffer? What if life doesn’t have to feel like it’s killing us? If you have resources that can help, get help.

I’ll be at the home games. But. I could cry. This is amazing.

Once again, fuck you, Olivia Nuzzi

Behold: the first-ever list of news outlets that have banned generative AI in their reporting. As of today, this is literally information that you cannot find on Google. My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence! go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT

one reason i adore women's sports is because large portions of every fanbase aren't fooled by bullshit. most fans in men's sports accept pro-owner/anti-labor arguments, but nwsl and wnba fans right now are both saying 'nope we see what you're trying to do, just pay players what they're worth k thx.'

Asking once again.

When you call a helpline and have to tell a clanker to transfer you to a human

Will someone please share something good that happened to them? Or any joy that they experienced? I need to be reminded of the good.

The COVID-19 pandemic, Ebola, mpox and AIDS all show the importance of strengthening Africa-wide surveillance and response systems that protect everyone, says Paul Adepoju go.nature.com/4pW0wi8

Jennifer Lawrence is a menace

I’ve watched this 85 times solely to watch her take that one guy out at the knees

#survivor50 feels like they’re grasping to be better than traitors with these weird twists and cameos. Which is desperate and lame. And, I have threshold for that type of show and I only watch it once a summer. The only reason I tolerate big brother is for the live feeds…

Drop any questions you have for the final 5 of #Survivor 49 👇

I watched the trailer for #survivor50 on my phone because it deserved it and wtf is that weird psychotic mf doing …and why is Mr beast here too?

That new movie with Rachel McAdams involves her character wanting to be on survivor??? Hahahah I love it more!

Reposting myself. Stay safe and healthy, friends.

Jeff stop yapping. I am tired of you. Get to the fucking program. I avoided one man speaking…let’s go #survivor49

I need to make that Mushroom "Bacon" Carbonara…this will be my Christmas gift to myself…

Me lately. (I’m okay - well…define okay…)

So are the networks going to take Trump's address live on TV tonight?

The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story. Holy. Shit. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

Reading Meg Ryan’s tribute to Rob Reiner on her Instagram and getting emotional all over again. 💔

Yah…normal things happening. *screams* (I hate it here)

The most unbelievable thing on this show is people pining over the most boring man alive #emilyinparis

“NCAR has played a greater role in advancing weather prediction & atmospheric modeling than perhaps any other single entity in the world,” says @weatherwest.bsky.social Dismantling NCAR would be “like taking a sledgehammer to the keystone holding up our scientific understanding of the planet.” KH

Still one of my favorite albums. Just. Perfect open.spotify.com/album/5AHWNP...

Utility companies have spent billions of dollars updating the electrical grid to accommodate Big Tech AI data centers. I’m investigating how much of those costs are being passed on to consumers—and raising your electric bills.

The ONLY way this entire “exposè” works is to be absolutely silent and unquestioning about why white men disproportionately held these positio s for generations, why they STILL disproportionately hold these positions despite some minor changes in a single age-cohort. That silence is required.

What comes next in the Warner-Bros. bidding war? Will the Trump administration follow the law or invite influence-peddling and bribery into America’s living rooms and movie theaters?

Me sitting in silence: …. …. My voice in my head:🎵Being with you has opened my eyes🎵 Me sitting in silence: ….. … My voice in my head: 🎵thiiiisss is not enough!! 🎵 #heatedrivalry