Got myself deep in a Banjo Tooie run and this game feels like coming home. I love the interconnected world, the way things slowly ramp up in complexity. Jiggies are hard won. Grunty Industries is the game’s Water Temple moment: a 5-floor industrial hell dungeon full of toxic piss and shit. Sublime

Very compelling kind of a figure. Odd looking duck, but there’s something about his eyes

When you get to the open world in Prime 4, you are told via radio to go tackle the levels in any order. Only all of the levels are gated by upgrades in typical Metroid fashion. Eventually you get another radio call saying hey just go to the volcano, here’s the map marker. WHY

It was cool when No More Heroes did the shitty open world and akira bike. If Prime 4 peppered in some lawnmowing side jobs we’d be in business

Picked up metroid at costco to save a buck and also came home with a double xl flannel and some always-delicious kirkland lager. The gentleman’s haul

They should announce Metroid Prime 5 with nothing but a logo today

The "AI" is not my companion, nor will it ever be

My favorite dungeon crawler? Probably banjo kazozoie

“N64 games don’t hold up to modern standards”—wrong. Most modern games don’t live up to N64 standards

The Nintendo 64 is the most Thanksgiving-coded video game console

I’m great at Baby Steps because my ass is like that in real life

Rolled out for sentimental value matinee. They forgot to turn on subtitles in the ps3 blu ray projectionist room

It's so funny that Intergalactic game isn't coming out for another several years and the trailer was just a shitload of product placement

Total Chaos rips btw. The resource management goes so deep and I love lugging around a big ass stalker inventory through Doom maps while beating the shit out of psycho freaks like Condemned. Truly an inspired blend

If you asked me what saving system I want in a game, I’d say well I like to savescum so I want quicksaves. And yet often games will limit saving or tie it to a consumable and the experience will be so much better. Don’t cave to what players think they want - be confident and do what works best

hear me out: what if I played stalker2...again

Mom, I told you I don’t play game consoles anymore. I’m into impressive pieces of kit now

I think it would be good if we as a society went back to being terrified of flying machines. They’re constantly falling out of the sky and one even exploded 5 minutes away from my house just the other day. I am not getting in one of those contraptions

No one ever talks about the downside of cats, like how you physically cannot move a muscle whenever they are laying with you because you’d rather die than disturb their thirteenth nap of the day

yo thanks for the shoutout. My image is top right

Top 4 games I've played in 2025

Made a really quick guide on getting Thief Gold and The Metal Age up to date in the distant future year of 2025. Full video in da replies

Last pie of the season (probably)

your game isn't in competition with tik tok in the same way it's not in competition with huffing glue or eating drywall

Everything in the news right now is designed to make you purchase the new Eyes Wide Shut 4K criterion on sale at amazon dot com, in order to keep the damn economy goin

Hopped up out the crib feeling like Weed Atman

This guy rules and as a member of the gyro aim community I salute him

the greatest success of the project for the new american century was the systematic erasure of 2000s left-wing conspiracy guys (who were broadly correct in most of what they said) and warping them into saying shit like "circle K trafficks children through icee machines"

"hey did you know one of the polish🚩devs of an anticommunist🚩🚩 cyberpunk game said some fascist shit in their discord🚩🚩🚩" you don't say...

*Mario voice* so long Gay Hitler!

Thief licensing is unfortunately being held captive under Embracer’s “asset” fiefdom, likely to be handed off to Aspyr for a remaster soon after Deus Ex. But god damn it deserves the Nightdive treatment with fan mission support, Black Parade front and center

Zohran is a fairly moderate left wing guy compared to the out of touch extremist elites that make up the modern Democratic Party. Reject the hack framing that he is some sort of radical simply because represents people over property developers, landlords, and finance capital

Walked up out the crib feeling like Marc “Triforce” Duddleson

Rest in shit dick cheney

I tried playing Condemned 2 and woooof. Play them back to back for a comprehensive portrait of the great 360-era vibe shift that occurred sometime between 2005 and 2008

FEAR's physics break at high framerates and you're absolutely gonna want to leave it that way

Terry Cavanagh's new game, Egg, begins as a straightforward, sunny platformer before deviously upping the temperature. www.endlessmode.com/article/wait...

I love this Egg game. Digital 3D platforming. Kinda reminds me of Tomb Raider

New Game: Egg terrycavanagh.itch.io/egg

Stepped up out the crib feeling like Sonboy Megapractical

Spooky season will continue until morale further declines

Main takeaway from Bugonia: humanity betrayed our wonderful liberal overseers, who were only trying to save us Stupids from ourselves. Elitist trash 🚮 and ultimately just tough to sit through.

It's crazy how there's a new epic dopamine roguelite every two weeks now and each obligatory hype phase reads as more insincere than the last. We get it bro your synapses are firing, your pineal gland is extending, your orgone energy readings are off the charts. Good for you!!

Very sour on Bugonia. The movies are no longer back, please try again later

In the Mouth of My Ass

NEW Renegade Cut about Cruelty Squad and Charlie Kirk www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5Yb...

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