Trenton tomato pie - attempt 1 (cleared)

Doing the Work of curating some choice next fest demos for my steamheads: BRNO Transit (from the creator of HROT) Odd Town MOTORSLICE Mr. Sleepy Man Cairn Misery Shovel Game No Players Online Subversive Memories Sangra Mik Exo Rally Championship Industria 2 Reanimal Skate Story

Scientists are now saying my balls have reached 98% plastic toxicity levels in what third party observers have deemed "concerning." Please be mindful and temper your plastic consumption as my balls continue to accumulate mass at an alarming rate.

Whenever it's October and puppet combo is not releasing a game, all other gamers should be asking, "where's puppet combo?"

God I’m tempted to download Yooka Replaylee even though it’s getting a REAL physical Switch 2 edition in December. Must hold out

Highly recommend Slow Learners podcast if you loved OBAA and maybe decided to read Vineland recently

To the younger generations: I’m sorry. We wanted to know whether we Could generate fake videos of will smith eating spaghetti...but we never stopped to ask if we Should.

it is not polite to say so but no discussion of the state of the games industry/press can really avoid the reality that the audience is just. really really bad.

how much souls could a roguelite like if a souls like rogue like good?? -avg indie game design session

is any1 just a tiny bit hungry?

playing with my vestigial meat

how it's going

One huge detail in Baby Steps that I love is that the world is recursive. It loops around on itself if you go too far east or west and you effectively screen wrap like in an old arcade game. Really sells the open world effect and adds to the trippy nightmare quality

Bested the manbreaker with ease and communed with the primordial ma-ma. What a game

What the hell is a “swiftie?” Zat like a thanatoid?

Great conversations on noclip crew today. Thoughtful discussion on “dopamine dispensers,” Danny gushes about Baby Steps, Jeremy raising valid points on Eclipsium’s lack of agency. These lads are completely in sync w/ my recent gaming thoughts. Frank here too for some reason youtu.be/ymw-jlmscqU?...

Baby Steps - frictional, relaxing, satirical, FUN. Challenges notions of established game design. Why do we enter these virtual worlds in search of fake trials to conquer? Reality sets in. Fat guy falls down hill--nipples protruding--in his onesie before Australian Jim. Very very disrespectful.

genuinely sad that the shortcut to indie game success is boiling down to refining the art of the quick dopamine hit

I'm a little sad that Clover Pit is the game by Panik Arcade/Matt Godwarf to be a breakout hit, when Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom and Project Starship X flew under the radar. Check those out if juicy, chaotic games (3D platformer and roguelike shmup respectively) are your thing more than gambling.

One of my aunts is texting me about her steam horror game pickups, the other about OBAA. I have cool aunts. #CoolAunt

These fucking fat storm trooper idiots playing dress-up in American streets man. You gotta love how they're waddling around an urban environment in desert camo. And by that I mean you have to love it. Illegal not to.

Makes so much sense in retrospect that Radiohead only got popular because their song "I'm a creep / I'm a weirdo / What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here." was a huge radio hit in Israel

ayo

rolling out for another battle

Yes. Develop your tastes and don’t hide behind the faux-populist veil of resigning yourself to shitty art. We’re in an anti-intellectual era and people too often avoid broadening their horizons in fear of being called pretentious - fuck that www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

oh my god

Loved OBAA but still can’t quite get over how out of time it feels as set in a perpetual present vs in the 80s concerning 60s radicals. Bc we just don’t have that anymore, those groups were stomped out during this transitory period which Vineland deals with directly

Skate and Baby Steps are what's currently in rotation and I can't help but fuse them together in my head as being potentially the ultimate game

Just hanging out today #pictureinpictureonpicture

Baby Steps does this really cool thing where it sprinkles all these optional climbing objectives everywhere with essentially no reward — they’ll drive you insane. And yet we can’t help ourselves, we are wired to complete the challenge. It’s constantly in conversation about why we play videogames

got my vestigial meat trapped in the torment chamber

how do I already have 28 screenshots of baby steps? do I enjoy looking at this gentleman's ass that much??

I've had dough balls cold proofing in the fridge since Monday and not sure if that's too long, if there is even such a thing. Can you proof to infinity? Is my pizza going to rise and explode when I cook it tomorrow?

It’s cool how lazy and stupid all these false flags are getting

Did they go the “GTA Definitive Edition” route with Deus Ex? Why wasn’t this given to Nightdive??

It's so awesome how the character controller in baby steps is just a giant pair of asscheeks on 2 legs while your entire upper body is comprised of limp flabby meat

(my friend sending me the store page for Hell is Us thinking I’d be interested) hell izat? (same friend showing me Ananta) anata game?

baby steps is phenomenal...

Turning my head and lowering my shades as if I’m checking out a hot babe on the street but it’s just a fat sloppy guy and thinking to myself “ooo that’s my kinda guy”

Adding Tim Robinson and Conner O’Malley to the NPC roster of my imaginary skate reboot that doesn’t suck. We’re bringing back crazy ass whiteboy culture.

Easy Delivery co, Baby Steps, Cairn… Strandlikes are having a moment in 2025. #DS2forGOTY

You've read your last free article, bub. (kills you)

We don’t yet know who will play the main character in Physint but Kojima is 100% going to cast that dude from Furiosa who looks like Snake

Shout out to the new Skate for inspiring me to get into Xbox 360 emulation with shaderglass crt filter smearing over it. I can smell my high school bedroom from here 👇

baby steps (2025)

Been playing the old skate games and there’s a brand called “girl” that you can wear even if you’re a dude — that wouldn’t fly in today’s post-woke world

That Eclipsium game looks amazing visually but I regret to inform you it is really boring. The bad kind of walking sim where it feels like you’re on rails with zero agency and the walk speed is super slow

It’s a shame Roll7 was offed before getting to make a 3D OlliOlli as the true heir to the skate. throne

Ragging on a popular director for being "middlebrow" is the most up your own ass criticism I've seen in a while. Yeah dumbass they're called movies because the pictures move, the medium itself is middlebrow. You are not Pauline Kael, you are a 23 year old nitwit with a letterboxd account.