im sorry the who

bluesky now has over 10 million users, and i was #796,518 am i supposed to be proud? i do not know

falling for the "deez nuts" joke and continuing to ask seven or eight additional clarifying questions

In retrospect, King of the Hill figured out the messaging we should have used with climate change.

idk why i have this on my phone

i like this creature

i need borzoi accounts to follow

my GOD Twitter sucks now i might genuinely swap to bluesky

why the fuck did Bluesky sign me out

uhhhhhh go check out this cool thing i made www.twitch.tv/diamondcityr...

what the fuck

This is good to know. patreon.com/lowqualityfa...

uh ohh, i thought it was just a fart but it was wet

what the

crazy? i was crazy once they locked me in an app a bird app a bird app with transphobes and transphobes make me crazy

remembering that time i wasted like 3 months trying to memorize a song and then forgot most of the song

ok so this time i'm not gonna bring it up on Twitter cause every time i do i lose 20 something followers and it takes a while to get em back but 800 FOLLOWERS FUCK YEAH

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him enti

I have such grand ambitions for this account. Once I reach 100,000 followers I will launch a tshirt store. It will contain only one shirt that has a picture of a frog and says "A frog a day keeps the government away". The shirt will cost $20 and you will all buy it.

demoman alert

fun fact: i’ve been collecting all my farts in a flask for the last year, on halloween night i will throw it into the keebler tree

me when im the only person on my team still alive and there's a heavy destroying my sentry

Bluesky is pretty cool

four year old has extrapolated “hungry” and “thirsty” into “watchy” for when he feels the biological need to watch television

blur skiye,,,,,,...