Getting frustrated trying to put a bedframe together by myself tonight so I'm keeping myself calm by imagining Krauss and Natsuhi crashing out trying to put together IKEA furniture while Kinzo laughs at their failure.

"Oh boy, I can't wait to ring the bell of awakening at the top of the undead parish!" The watchful bell gargoyles:

Cowardly developers: "Nooooo! We need AI for our placeholders! It's just placeholder!" MegaCrit:

saw this in the replies to that dumbass bsky dev post and why is this dude's sliding scale color coded with increasingly white skin tones lmao

Y'all we are so, so close. Please help us get there.

if you're coming from twitter here are some important rules: 1. play Unbeatable 2. play Of the Devil Episode 0 (free) 3. play Of the Devil Episode 1 4. play Of the Devil Episode 2

Please. My labubu is very sick.

huge congrats to the @dcellgames.com team for an UNBEATABLE launch day~ 'binary reasoning' (in the cool deluxe pack) is the first song i've written directly for a rhythm game, and the folks at @peakdivide.bsky.social were amazing to work with to make it happen 🤍 NOW GO PLAY IT (the game, too)

Videogames are honestly super avant garde if you pretend they're movies and don't know what a videogame is. Imagine a movie that's just a 2 hour long continuous wide shot of chefs running a kitchen under comedically stressful conditions with no plot or editing

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

lmaooooo

Okay, the squirrel

i always get so many comments that are like "cant believe this horny girl penis sex game made me cry" like why can you not. its by design. your whole gamut of human emotion is being explored to draw you into the story you just are afraid of being sincere that you're fundamentally a sexual creature

HE'S COME TO COLLECT. of the Devil - Episode 2: December 18th.

Media from the 20th century really had me thinking my adulthood was going to be going over to my neighbor's house to get a cup of sugar. I think if you did that in America now you'd either get shot, or a venmo request for the sugar they gave you.

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Dude imagine if movie studios were releasing remakes of black and white movies that were just shot-for-shot remakes in full color, and the switch to color just completely washed out all the interesting lighting choices from the original black and white filmmaking

And here I was, hyped about another game just for it to be ruined. What a joke of a game.

Back in the day you would finish a game and it would say something like "see you next time!" and then you wouldn't see that character again for another 20 years. These days they don't say anything like that even though they know they have 20 more Next Times already in production

The game really said "You don't need to see this".

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

Ekko/Vi funny moments

Sometimes I think about how I would run a social media site if I had the money too and then I realize "I wouldn't, cause there are better ways to improve the ways people socialize other than building monolithic websites" and basically this explains why every social media siterunner is like this

You should already know that if you don't support trans rights, you are my enemy, but also know that if you think that autism is something that needs to be cured/prevented, you are also my enemy. We cannot meet halfway on this.

Saw that the salvation army is starting to hire bell ringers in my area for this Christmas season, so just a friendly reminder that the salvation army is a hate group and you should not give them money

I recently played through the original MSX version of Metal Gear out of a strange sense of obligation, so I wrote a review with my thoughts on the game: captaintechnicality.wordpress.com/2025/09/08/m...

No, you're supposed to obey me! The seven second buffer window:

New Strive patch is lookin good

Fungus game

I initially planned a minimalist style for this project, but the box lighting technique looked so good, it was making the flat colored environments look bad to me, so I tried out making some photo textures with normals, and I think the results look pretty good!

Finally worked out the kinks in my box lighting algorithm and it looks fucking amazing if I do say so myself.

Okay, I figured out the issue with the seams. Rather than calculating the shortest point to project onto, I can instead calculate the dot between the old and new vector at each projected point, and select the point with the smallest angle change. Smooth shaded objects are still fucked though.

And here's the new result. It's a bit messier, there are noticeable seams at the borders, but I think it's getting closer to what we want, you can even see the reflection of the light on the floor below with a bright light.

Experiment making cheap box-shaped lights. It works by calculating the closest point on the box, and then calculating using normal point light code from there. The effect looks okay at first, but I think there are issues with specular highlights and objects underneath the lights.

If you use a female avatar online and you're not a girl, that's eggface and you either need to transition your gender or change your avatar.

Movies have absolutely no replay value. Same story every time, no variation, why would you even rewatch a movie? They should really add some roguelike mechanics to movies to add more replay value.

Imagine being immortal and then you look on your Wiki page and there's an asterisk next to your status

I think it's easy to assume there is stuff that Itch did poorly or could have done better and you're probably right about some of it but also in the scheme of things is NONE OF IT MATTERS, KEEP YOUR EYES ON WHATS IMPORTANT PLEASE!!! Itch getting a statement up sooner wouldn't have fixed things!

I'm not exactly active in the vtuber community, but I hope the lesson learned from the recent vshojo news is not "vshojo is evil" but that streamer/youtuber networks are always parasites and you don't need them. we learned this lesson years ago idk why people thought vtubing would be different

The power scaling on these books went insane.

Will I get in trouble if I say I think people should just dump sewage on ICE? Like I think if there were as few as 3 stories of people dumping a bucket of piss on ICE every agent in the country would quit by the end of the month

posting this off of yt. I don't wanna put the person on blast, because I think is is honestly a perfectly natural and fair GUT REACTION. I had misgivings like this when I was a teenager, but they're worth talking about.

i'd personally say that half the fun of making anything in the first place is to launch it like a superball into other people's minds and watch it bounce around in there

I haven't posted much about it, but I just finished my submission for the BAD Game Jam, it's a game about finding yourself and learning about consumer culture while climbing a mountain of trash! Go give it a play and let me know what you think! captaintechnicality.itch.io/trash-climber

I haven't posted much about it, but I just finished my submission for the BAD Game Jam, it's a game about finding yourself and learning about consumer culture while climbing a mountain of trash! Go give it a play and let me know what you think! captaintechnicality.itch.io/trash-climber

I've always known that people who claim non-binary gender identities were invented in the past decade are lying through their teeth, but it's still satisfying to see it spelled out in plain text in a book written before I was born.