Reading/talking to people about buffed dynamo reminds me word for word how I feel about liter being oppressive to backlines lmaooo 🤭 - It kills me if I peek it - Shuts down my weapon - Too much range - Makes the game not fun to play - I shouldn't feel forced to play on different parts of the map

Fellow writers: I am deeply saddened to share that if we want the rewards of having written, we must submit to the mortifying ordeal of writing

Oh my god people want gold dynamo in comp now. Sniffs. Its so beautiful

These 2 will be deadly together on most zones, in general I think the gold varient is better than the cooler one #compsplatoon

it was a good direct

this game feels so good to play now but the maps still hinder its full potential. You could remove half of them from rotation and the experience would somehow improve

okay there is no need to be condescending

AURA FARMING #abbsillyart

Hold up let me cook

(Light terraria update spoilers I guess) Btw this is the same update that added several animal transformations, a collar that makes you bark, and officially canonized witch doctor as the hottest two lizards alive

pearlina drawing based off that one part of the tomodachi direct AAAAA #splatoonart #pearlina

Angie better then me I’d crash the hell out

Making a kirby oc so they can ride stars. This is a dragon. They have no name but they can probably have good flight stats and fire breathing skills.

Incoming transmission from Planet Popstar:

added the dynamo changes to the doc as well. the new horizontal kill range is the old vertical kill range lmfao

eagle screeching sfx #splatoonclips #splatclips

Kindling #PokemonMysteryDungeon

I 💙 AURA FARMING #splatoon

normal bow is just better for how aggro the game is now and can actually hold better with its kit.

Hugh Morris

#compsplatoon clip from laiturngame on x: the aura ink is client side only meaning it won't show on other screens and can't cap zone

Did bluesky just try to log me out then is like erm please set a birthdate despite the fact they already had it....

I love how fast people jumped to 'aura farming' for that splatoon callout.

Dynamo is a problem on humpback well call me a problem because I LOVE IT

Not being able to actually watch the direct is so funny because who the fuck is Hugh Morris and why does everyone keep talking about him 😭😭😭

Watch everyone turn Hugh Morris into a Tumblr Sexyman lol

hugh morris comforting you on your rejection

First i must tell you. I, Hugh Morris, am the King of Team Plasma.

This is what the Tomodachi life switch direct YouTube chat looks like RN LMAO

tomodachi life: living the dream

Tomodachi Life Direct was good

GAYS LEGALIZED IN TOMODACHI LIFE

hugh morris i love you

Kill the reflexive urge to engage with anything you think is neat by finding out what the worst people you can imagine are saying about it first. Feel what you're feeling and move on with your day.

Getting directly complimented on my beastieball skills and just staring like wuh?? Huh???

put yourself in a hot room, you'll become hot. put yourself in a cold room, you'll become cold. likewise, put yourself in a mindset of "im washed" and you will be washed. contrarily, ask yourself "am i goated...?" and you will soon become goated. this isnt about splatoon. you are goated.

We all laughed at him but maybe he was just ahead of the curve. Dude might be a fucking prophet 😭

Made this post haste after the direct

Patch 11.0 is now up on the site. Includes new params to Build/Comp Analyzer & Obj DMG calc. Also added the SJ nerf to Build Analyzer and a new AURA toggle. Thank you Lean for the params as always. Have fun with the new patch everyone! #sendouink

Loving the new tomodachi life news

It’s so weird to be in an era where Nintendo has to reintroduce Miis like they’re a new concept

Living the dream... #tomodachilife #nintendo

Actual nonbinary option in a nintendo game + it being actually called nonbinary too + splatoon 3 getting its first ever update that’s actually substantial and doesn’t suck What a great day

Ive gotta stop playing like an idiot when I get aura

when I want to watch pink but my bitch roommate wants to watch green

Tomodachi Life stream going great so far

GNC people are literally popping off and screaming with joy over this one tiny bit of acknowledgement and acceptance so I never want to hear about how anyone is 'asking too much' ever again.

I’m gonna write ‘damaged’ on my Mii’s forehead and make them set the island on fire