[nodding] lesbian robot Spike Spiegel

You know who I just remembered? David O. Russel. Fuck that guy.

There is maybe no worse feeling in the world than when you’re sweaty and tired and there are a bunch of stray hairs stuck to your skin or fingers or face

Call me cuckoo bananas, but I don’t think the police should be allowed to lie to you, and everyone who helped make that legal should have been road hauled until their most lasting legacy was a greasy asphalt smear

There should be a Hellraiser movie about people who are actually into what the Cenobites are putting down open the puzzle box, instead of more cis straight people who wander into queer kink spaces and get freaked out. It’ll be five minutes of someone getting dragged away by hooks and going “yaaay!”

transition timeline

🚨 Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani has been hospitalized and is in critical condition. #PrayForRudy

I should be allowed to have claymore mines. Siiiigh…

As I get older, it’s sad feeling memories fade. There are stories I haven’t thought of in years and think I still remember, but when trying to recall them, they crumble to dust and I realize they’re already gone. But I can still remember every word of the Snapple Yard Sale ad jingle from like 2002!

It's not rocket science. I mean. Like. Sometimes blowing up foreigners and their children does involve rocket science. Knowing to not do that is pretty intuitive tho! IMO!

Being in my 30s and having seen a lot of nutrition fads come and go gives you some perspective on things… I’m just saying maybe you should figure out if you actually need extra protein before cramming as much into your diet as possible.

Girls rock

Is it just me or has the iPhone’s autocorrect become an active hinderance in recent months? Like it corrects to things that aren’t proper words and capitalizes things mid sentence. Like instead of “thats-> that’s” it’s “thats->Thats” or “im->Im” instead of “I’m.” Like gen 1 autocorrect was better.

[Tom Sizemore impression] For me, the bread bowl is the soup [dies of a massive brain hemorrhage]

I suck at drawing, but I’m planning out some illustrated food writing zines. Why? Because I want to make them, I’ll stay bad at drawing if I don’t work on it, and bad drawings have infinitely more personality than ai crap

Genuinely considering getting a lip piercing in the hopes it will stop me from chewing on and picking at them. I feel like having a little piece of metal I can tick tick tick against my teeth will distract me from unconsciously tearing them bitches apart

Some words I find much prettier than cellar door: Parcel Octogenarian Disc Clutter Bottle Deglove Windowsill Jubilant

(Jessica Walter voice) Do you want the Years of Lead? Because that's how you get the Years of Lead.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.

POW MIA flags are so funny, it’s like every post office having a flag that says “chemtrails”

dolls to watch out for

I love that moment on You Oughta Know where Flea clearly fucked up and the bassline makes that “BLAP” sound but they kept it in.

I’ve watched enough of Tom Walker’s 9999% car speed gta run that now when I see regular gta clips, it’s weird to me that nobody is getting vaporized by a 4000mph family sedan

Shopify notified me that they’ve added AI features to my storefront that will list my storefront on chat gpt and allow people to make purchases with it. They just added it without warning, there is no way to opt out. If anybody makes an order on my site through an AI, I will sent them actual shit.

It’s so frustrating that talking about the things that the CIA actually does makes you sound like you’re off your meds.

[Frank from Hellraiser wearing a leotard] “Jesus Christ Superstar wept.” [he’s ripped apart by chains]

Oh hell yeah, buying my tickets asap

yesterday in NYC, jewish voice for peace organized a protest against arms sale to israel. 90 people got detained after a traffic sit in held right in front of chuck schumer's office. as usual, chelsea manning has the coolest perp walk photos. cop's name is "anger" lmfao.

“To shave-a the face It take-a the time It take-a the grace It take-a the sliiiime!” I imagined Melma Badalamenti from Rude Tales singing The Contest from Sweeney Todd, and has since been stuck in my head on repeat. Whether it is a curse or blessing remains to be seen. @bransonreese.bsky.social

Tobe Hooper’s Les Miserables

I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea but I watched 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, and it was VERY MUCH my cup of tea. I’m still thinking about it days later. There’s a ton to unpack about it, but god, I love that they just decided to do something new and unexpected with the series

Wife: this makes me so mad Me: what does? Wife: they’re using an electric knife to cut through a giant deviled egg they made!!!

Stuff is so crazy on Arrakis that if they watched Tremors, they wouldn’t even think it’s a big deal, the events of the film. Makes you think.

Guy on Alone: these bundles of sticks are stronger than any individ- My wife: A MIGHTY FAGGOT

Moby looks like his name should be Brian. Instead his name is Moby. This fuckin’ world.

I saw a thing that was like “shop these deals for non-toxic cookware,” and like… why is there toxic cookware?

So, when I say Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is rancid, this is what I mean. I don’t have a problem with unlikable protagonists, but the movie wants you to like him, to think he’s cool! He keeps talking about how slutty women are, and this is the most pushback he gets, and it’s almost immediately forgiven.

We watched The Nice Guys the other day and were pleasantly surprised at how much we liked it, so we decided to give Kiss Kiss Bang Bang a shot, expecting something similar. Nope! One of the most rancid movies I’ve seen in ages. It genuinely feels like it was written for incels. Impressive for 2005.

FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

Louder for the people in the back. www.theverge.com/report/90181...

I don’t care if the new Harry Potter show is good or bad. Thats not the point. The people who made it don’t care if you watch to make fun of it, they care that it is being watched. If you hate-watch, you are no better than the chuds who bought Keurigs just to smash them. Just let it rot.

To the tune of Head Like a Hole by NIN: “Toad in a hole. Mashed potato.”

I feel that the camera lens that makes the background of a shot blurry and kinda fish-eyed will, in a few years, be remembered the same as lens flare and speed ramping; a tool that looked cool at first, but then got used into the dirt

i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow." legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1...

First mention of trans people on CNN in weeks, and it’s right under “oohwee look at the new hp trailer wow!”

At this point I feel like the things making all the monsters in the Resident Evil games should be called something other than viruses and parasites. Like, it feels unfair to the common cold and ticks to share their categories with something that makes you a sentient leach pile.

You’re gonna lose a lot of airport employees doing this. From TSA, to baggage handlers, to the airport Chilis, airports use a lot of immigrant labor who won’t like the threat of ICE at work.

You can see these bills explode over the last few years across the US.