You’re gonna lose a lot of airport employees doing this. From TSA, to baggage handlers, to the airport Chilis, airports use a lot of immigrant labor who won’t like the threat of ICE at work.

You can see these bills explode over the last few years across the US.

I’m doing audio muscle confusion to myself by listening to Fuck the Pain Away by Peaches, followed by Avalanche by Leonard Cohen. Good morning!

I’m a simple gal, I hear Clancy Brown’s voice in a cartoon and I say “hi Clancy, I love you Clancy.”

Heritage Foundation Riff Raff

It’s disheartening to hear people I respect, especially trans ppl, say that they still use twitter bc “Bluesky doesn’t have the sauce.” It’s a machine designed to upset you, it’s filled with nazis, it enriches a nazi pedophile and fuels AI, and for what? It’s genuinely worse than /b/ in every way.

He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.

“Wow, The Accountant sure has some real bad chud vibes.” [executive producer Steve Mnuchin] “Oh.”

setup a barebones gofundme, feel embarassed to even ask, but i can't go on being apart from my spouse anymore or constantly worrying about my future as a queer woman in america. please help share. gofund.me/93a45b185

Idc the tiniest bit about Star Wars lore, but I just heard that Mandalorians used regular bullet shootin’ guns against Jedi bc when they tried to deflect them with their swords, they’d get splattered with molten lead, and that’s really really funny to me.

how did I not know that James Gandolfini was Bacchus at Mardi Gras 2007

When I was a little kid, I prayed to god as hard as I could to stop a big tree near my house from being cut down. The tree got cut down, so I started questioning why he didn’t do anything about it, and figured maybe he wasn’t real.

Rewatching Band of Brothers, and there are so many actors in it who play a tiny role and then went on to be really famous, and it’s so fucked up that one of them was Jimmy Fallon

Shout out to The Pitt for doing their research and including a furry overheating at Anthrocon.

I lived in a house that was at one point owned by the Bush family, and had a doorway with age/height notches for all of H.W.’s kids. I lived there from age 3-5, my sister and I thought it was haunted, and it was where I decided God wasn’t real.

Is there a… Mrs. Hands?

TERRY GILLIAM IS FROM MINNESOTA?!

Love how the masculine memory of The Sopranos is that these are tough manly men who live a code of honor and respect. Meanwhile I just saw Tony weasel out of helping the widow of his gay capo, then it cut to a strip club full of men, ignoring the women and watching men slam into each other on tv.

LIN MANUEL MIRANDA JUMPSCARE! Nobody told me The Sopranos was scary!!! (Sorry for the glare, I don’t care enough to fix it)

One of the most striking things about the show Alone is that without trying, it shows how essential community is to human life. People who are far more capable of self sufficiency than you or I, reduced to crying skeletons by their isolation.

im going to be honest kitten the fascist administrative state is kind of hyperfocused on mommy right now and it's stressing her out a little bit

TRANS-WHATEVERS MENTIONED!!! 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉

Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was such a delight! If that was it and they didn’t make another season, I’d still be so happy with what they made.

THE MEME!

my approach to social media, basically:

Going Tony Soprano mode (getting emotional about the two ducks returning to the pond behind my house)

I’ve been rewatching The Sopranos lately, and I finally got to Steve Buscemi! Fuck yeeeeeaaaah!

Migraine with nausea. Air strike on my position.

We recently watched a lot of The Pitt in a short amount of time. I’ve been referring to it as “huffing some Pitt,” to mixed reactions.

Did apple incorporate AI into their autocorrect? It feels like since the last update, autocorrect has been markedly worse. It changes the tense of words, like “did” to “do” and suggests really weird, sometimes nonsensical changes

We recently watched a lot of The Pitt in a short amount of time. I’ve been referring to it as “huffing some Pitt,” to mixed reactions.

As a trans person, my insurance should cover an rpg-7 under gender affirming care. It’s 2026, I shouldn’t even have to say this.

I hate to give him credit, but Charlie Kirk hasn’t said anything racist this year and I think that’s a huge improvement from how he used to be. Good job! 👍

My wife was watching a thing on the game Mouthwashing and… Her: aw, I love the donkey mascot! Me: you mean the pony? Her: no, it’s clearly a donkey. Me: the donkey mascot of The Pony Express? Her: 😑

Honestly, if Discord is doing this whole ID verification thing, I’ll probably just not use it anymore. Like, Discord groups kinda suck anyway, and if I want to keep in touch with friends, we can just text. The convenience it provides isn’t really worth much in an era of mass communication.

I just had a dream where I was at a small beach resort in the off season, and without warning people started vanishing. It turned out there was a giant rat creature scurrying through subterranean tunnels and eating people while her babies lapped up all the blood. Stay safe out there folks.

I am a simple girl. I see a split diopter shot in a film and I say “yay, a split diopter shot!”

Not liking pineapple on pizza is fine, but if someone says that pineapple should never go on pizza “because it’s an abomination” they are spiritually a cop and not to be trusted.

I went to my first Muay Thai class, I punched and kicked stuff until I was exhausted, I spent the day with trans people, I got a burger, and I visited this trans icon. My heart is so full of joy.

The most shocking thing to me about the Epstein files rn is how many people apparently still wanted to hang out with Woody Allen in like 2018.

“PATERNOSTER!!” -me out of nowhere after two weeks of trying to remember what that one kind of elevator they use in Signalis is called

went here and everyone said they love and support you

One must imagine Sisyphus with big honkin’ bazonkers! Oh! Maron!

I saw a bumper sticker that was a deathly hallows combined with Mickey Mouse ears…

We really should have road hauled everybody named in the Panama papers, huh…

I fucking hate that trying to buy anything feels like a coin flip of whether or not your money will go to something evil. I bought some cute cow print shorts and apparently the company gives money to a conversion therapy group. Why is that something that can happen?! Fuck this stupid country.

*remembers watching Heat a couple weeks ago.* “Damn I should really watch Heat.”

Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is so good! Dunk and Egg are such sweethearts, I love the lighter tone sprinkled with spikes of horrible ASOIAF violence, incredible horse acting from Thunder. I love it!

I used to hate my body because it felt wrong and I needed to transition. Now I hate my body because it constantly has heartburn and I get migraines and I get so anxious sometimes I feel sick and I get dehydrated super easy and I never sleep well… but I’ve got titties now, so y’know… net gain!