So, is it just me or is it sorta weird how lax companies have gotten with using copywritten stuff in their meme ads? Like I’ve seen ads using Nintendo sfx, people’s likenesses, and music that I’m sure they didn’t pay for in ads, and they’re not getting sued over it?

The crazy thing about the goose is it creates value. The egg does not create eggs.

Look I’m no economist, I don’t really read theory, but maybe we should nationalize Amazon?

Last night I was at a screening of Bound at a local bar, and an older gay man started flirting with me, which I frame perfect parried, trans-lesbianly, with fun movie facts about the Wachowski sisters until the light left his eyes.

I know that a lot of the Chernobyl mini series is anti communist propaganda, but when they showed the apartment blocs with parks between them instead of parking lots and roads, nice woodland around them, neighbors hanging out, all I could think was “all that and no rent…”

Bent over to pick something up and my pants gripped my region quite rudely. In my surprise and pain I made what could best be described as a “Solid Snake dying noise”

He looks like a villain from a lesser season of Fargo

An often overlooked detail of Javier Bardem’s performance in No Country for Old Men is the bit where he calls a screwdriver a “screwjie”

Clothes should follow Majorca’s Mask rules. I wanna be able to put on bunny ears and run bonkers fast

Nobody seems to acknowledge that in the trolley problem the lone person tied to the track is always meant to be Ringo Starr. You’d think they would mention it more, he’s really famous! #comingatyouwithpeaceandloveandatrolley #pullthatlevergurrrl #splatterringo

I should learn to draw Godzilla so I can make art of her killing people i don’t like.

New shortest saddest story: DUDE WIPES KILLED SON

Neat!

If I suddenly become extremely wealthy, the first sign will be the highly public vaporization of Jerry Seinfeld.

It’s still wild to me that October Sky ends with a kid meeting his hero, a guy whose file Operation Paperclip edited from “fervent Nazi” to “NOT fervent Nazi.”

I just wanted to draw Swan Boy and Rona having a nice walk

I hate this anti homelessness architecture breakfast nook so much

Mark Messier looks like he could show me how to make gunpowder from urine and bat guano

The best superhero is Swamp Thing because sometimes Swamp Thing wanders around a planet a galaxy away as he has an existential debate with a copy of himself he made out of azure soil and sometimes Swamp Thing fights dracula at a gas station

I’ve been trying to put more effort into my makeup lately, but all I want to do is gothy looks

I walk into the horror movie company’s board room. On the white board it says “spooky smile=scary.” I cross out “smile” and write “frown,” ushering in another golden age of horror. Jason Blum kills me and takes credit. My family searches for me. I am never found. I decay beside Francine Pommeroy.

Get Bangs Baby Tgirl

It’s probably a good sign that there are so many ads for apps that are like “did you know you can sell your clothes?! Let us help you sell your clothes!” Like that probably means the economy is good, right?

“Big bread bowl full of chopped up hotdogs” is such genuinely a good grounding sentence for voice training. Like, you can feel it get easier to say as you form the words toward the front of your mouth and with more nasal resonance. Thanks, Tim Robinson!

When you finish a big bowl of oatmeal and a big cup of coffee, it should trigger a shotgun racking sound effect.

Yourself, but as a cartoon I’m like if Bob transitioned and ended up looking like Falin

Happy pride to the ffs surgeon I was referred to as a backup that was supposed to have a shorter wait time, but apparently won’t be able to schedule a consult for 3 years.

The difference between “this place is a hole in the wall” and “this place *has* a hole in the wall” is staggering

Would you believe that the 1997 remake of the Day of the Jackal with Bruce Willis, which the author of the book, the director of the original, and star of the original all distanced themselves from, was bad?

[Mr. Sausage voice] that’s the girl water. Happy pride month!

Looking at my letterboxed, and damn, I’ve seen a lot of good movies lately

The golden rule for making a good movie or TV show: If you want me to give a hoot, you should cast Stephen Root.

I can’t say I care much about the Backrooms as a concept, but it seems much more interesting when there isn’t a monster in there. A weird and hostile space is so much more interesting a concept than a repainted Minotaur myth.

I see a lot of ads for non-toxic cookware, and call me a nanny state loving commie if you must, but maybe they shouldn’t be allowed to sell toxic cookware? Maybe a market that finds space for the cookware that kills you isn’t a good market to have?

Both were stupid

Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to charge $40 for a bbq plate.

I watched the first 10 seconds of the Camp Miasma trailer before I realized I wanted to know as little as possible going in. It’s killing me not to watch it, but I must maintain my warrior’s resolve.

Every so often I think about a friend who, when I criticized the Biden admin, got angry and lectured me about how ignorant and ungrateful I was for all the tort reform they thanklessly accomplished, which safeguarded us from the legal overreach of a second trump term. lol

What the fuck, Hacks is so good! Was nobody going to tell me?!

Reasons to take estrogen - Softer less oily skin - Less acne - Prevent male pattern baldness - Less cleanup after cumming - Date more tgirls - Jiggle physics - Maybe you're bored - Be spared during alien invasion and their purging of lesser lifeforms - Smell nicer - More ppl will like your selfies

As an American trans woman, seeing ads on IG for HRT compounding pharmacy subscriptions for cis people makes me feel completely normal. I love hearing all the health benefits cis people can see with HRT, especially now of all times.

Two eps in and I’m really enjoying Widow’s Bay! I’m an absolute sucker for a spooky coastal town.

Deeply offended by apple asking if I want an ai to make my music playlists for me. Making playlists is fun, it’s creative, it’s nice to do. Why would I want a thing that can’t feel to assemble a list of songs for me? Find a playlist from another person, listen to the radio, this tech is worthless.

This guy from Vampire Hunter D. He is on screen for a total of three seconds, his big moment is basically a two frame animation cycle where he wiggles and goes “WeEeEeEeHhHh” then we never see him again. I love him so much.

[nodding] lesbian robot Spike Spiegel

You know who I just remembered? David O. Russel. Fuck that guy.

There is maybe no worse feeling in the world than when you’re sweaty and tired and there are a bunch of stray hairs stuck to your skin or fingers or face

Call me cuckoo bananas, but I don’t think the police should be allowed to lie to you, and everyone who helped make that legal should have been road hauled until their most lasting legacy was a greasy asphalt smear

There should be a Hellraiser movie about people who are actually into what the Cenobites are putting down open the puzzle box, instead of more cis straight people who wander into queer kink spaces and get freaked out. It’ll be five minutes of someone getting dragged away by hooks and going “yaaay!”

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