🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL 0:00 OT This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.

Mike McDaniel is gonna win a Super Bowl as a HC after this stint somewhere while I’m cheering for this god awful team the rest of my life.

ALABAMA FOOTBALL SUCKED ME OFF???

NASCAR better get the whole post-race TNT interview with Bubba uploaded asap. That was an all-time raw, emotional, vulnerable interview. Brought tears to my eyes from hilarity and how real it was. Bubba’s so fucking good for NASCAR, man.

I went from cheering for Harvick as a boy through his retirement to rooting for Bubba. Crown jewel win after saving fuel and two overtime restarts holding off Kyle Larson. What a moment.

I see this stupid cunt on the sunday shows nearly every weekend. He never says anything factual. You don’t fact-check them after they lie for 5-10 minutes and then thank them for coming on your show. You call them willfully malicious dipshits and ban them from your show.

How do you watch golf and not appreciate what Scottie Scheffler is doing? Cannot fathom it. Ted Scott also deserves a shoutout. He is easily an all-time caddie.

all the worst people are sad tonight and i just think thats neat

I don’t even know what to say about Tommy Fleetwood. Watched most of the final round. Thought he had it after he settled down. Brutal finish on the last hole for a guy that everyone wants to win and seemingly just can’t every single time he’s right there.

Just a goofy amount of tacticool gear, like buddy hit every option on the create-a-goon menu and hit save

i don’t think that donald trump should have thrown the parade. i think it was a waste of time and money

Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

Amazon Prime’s coverage two races into its NASCAR coverage has blown away anything in recent memory. Seeing Bubba Wallace in the post-race joking and then getting emotional about being father and how it’s changed his outlook is the stuff NASCAR desperately needs.

already heard about this on the signal chat

they call them algorithms after al gore who invented the internet. most people don't know this fun fact!

the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser

*team of analytics specialists crunching numbers on day three of the draft* lets take this guy, he had 12 pass break ups & plays zone well within our scheme *me, a dumbass, eating a small container of chocolate chip cookies on my couch* CAM SKATTEBO WHAT A SICK NAME DRAFT HIM FUCK YEAH

Shedeur feeling more and more like a pick the Dolphins are gonna make to test the limits of the amount of bullshit I’m willing to put up with 20+ years into this

The best thing to ever happen to Pablo… Leaving ESPN He’s good at this!

against the backdrop of people being deported and defunded over speech, this is an insane belief to hold, in my qualified opinion as a cis hetero white guy.

It gets thrown around a lot: this was absolute cinema if you’re a sports fan. The highs. The lows. The overall emotional investment. There are movies that will never resonate as much as this sixteen and a half minutes do. youtu.be/hqGjzCatL6Y?...

Sports.

Since 1966, only two men have achieved a career grand slam in golf: ️◻️ Tiger Woods ️◻️ Rory McIlroy

the final round of the masters today cheering for rory

Every time.

i’m going to repair the economy by making interesting sports videos

adobe has been compromised to a permanent end. Good work everyone.

Hey girl, is your name Tariff? because you’re making me nervous as shit and ruining my finances 😎

wax figure laura loomer once chained herself to twitter HQ to prove she was being canceled or some shit. she was openly mocked by everyone as not a serious person. very cool.

This is exactly how he ran his business though. He'd sign a contract for granite counter-tops, chandeliers, etc., take delivery of the merchandise, and then refuse to pay. His strategy for getting rich is just not paying for things. Anyone who does is a sucker and a loser

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

The administration is a perfect storm of dumb people who enjoy inflicting pain and are addicted to psychotic cruelty and quadrupling down. It ends in total ruin if you don't impeach him.

We’re all finding out in real time no one in Trump’s orbit read McKinley’s wiki page huh

The economy completely collapses every single time we elect a Republican president. We should look powerfully into not doing that anymore.

Hi, this guy: fucking idiot. Matty Y: fucking idiot. David French: Fucking idiot. Ezra Klein: Fucking idiot. Every equivocating rhetorical gymnast undergrad-proud of their only right man in the world substack or podcast: Fucking idiots. None of this was hard. Fucking. Idiots.

the future manifesto from the shooter that includes the Switch 2 tariffs leading to radicalization is gonna hit like crack

How about you Switch 2 studying the Holy Bible

I'm 18. The economy enters a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican president is responsible. I'm 29. There is once-in-a-century pandemic that leads to a once-in-century-recession. A Republican is responsible. I'm 35. Tarriffs trigger a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican is responsible.

espn got rid of great reporters and personalities over the years to pay this dipshit to be loud and obnoxious. great priorities.

Min Woo Lee and Gary Woodland is about as good of a 1-2 finish as you could get for feel-good storylines this weekend. One is a fun, popular young guy who breaks through, and the other is a guy who had brain surgery 18 months ago at 39 years old after being unsure if he could keep playing.

listen up liberals,

Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back. This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008. Also bigger than the 2024 DNC. And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).

nothing but respect for my presidents 😭

Josh Berry was put on this earth to drive for the Wood Brothers. He looks like a guy from 1970 yet is only in his mid-30’s.

@pablo.show is the best. He and @minakimes.bsky.social are my early 2028 Democratic ticket (I’m joking but right now they would mop the floor with 95% of elected Dems on communication and policies)

Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too? 🚮