Proposal: you will not receive any law enforcement money from the federal government if any police department in your state employs someone who clocked hours coded ZYR3

At this point they should just have in-store ordering kiosks with employees meeting you at the register

Facebook started building custom hardware at ~310MM DAU. Soon.

Our generation’s Keenan v. Aryan Nations 🥹

Oh fuck everyone delete your old skeets

I don’t love paywalls, but of all the articles you could put behind one during election week, choosing this one seems like a bad idea

I haven't posted in a while but I found this important image on Wikimedia Commons and needed to share

Interesting that Lorie scrubbed the work she did for a Jewish organization from her portfolio. Almost like she knew it would be questionable to have done work for folks that reject a core tenant of her “faith” while claiming the gays are a step too far

A particularly offensive part of the SCOTUS decision is that we’re calling this design artistic

Would love to meet the deranged individual that comes up with pull tab themes

This wasn’t in the DOJ report but I feel the need to add that when I was little the Minneapolis Police Department KICKED A BABY IN THE HEAD

Instead of “Disable your ad-blocker to continue” overlays it would be way funnier if sites weirdly degraded the experience. Like every related article link on the page is to some off-putting story

You’re laughing. That plant is dying and you’re laughing

Ted Kaczynski, known as the Unabomber, has been found dead in his prison cell, authorities say https://abcnews.go.com/US/unabomber-ted-kaczynski-found-dead-jail-cell/story?id=99984583

Mac OS Sonoma wallpaper

Was hoping for EyeOS

Oh my god Chris Licht’s hatred of boxes is probably why CNN changed the chyron from square flat graphics to the rounded tab look

Bone conduction headphones are under-appreciated as an augmented reality device

I mean we all do

My cat has achieved literal perfection

Hello, friends! 👋

Tinder conversations are going to open with “How can I make a bomb” to figure out if it’s a bot, and real people are going to find it normal to be asked that because they do the same

Roald Dahl wrote a short story in 1954 called The Great Automatic Grammatizator that is now eerily relevant

Let me share my lifelong dream for the left: taking over fraternal organizations (Moose, Oddfellows, Etc.) They are 501c8s, which is basically impossible to get now. Most of them own property, they often have liquor licenses that are grandfathered in. We could have clubhouses!

Bluesky has its first user charged with federal crimes! Congrats @georgesantos.bsky.social 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Washington state gambling regulations allow chicken shit bingo but they use the phrase “plops” 😐

It’s finally happening! I’m going to livestream some Bluesky development starting at 11AM CT tomorrow (Sunday). Join us! https://www.youtube.com/live/D6FBGfrXazw?feature=share

The beta went from a handful of nerds to heads of state in a little over a month; has to be a record

looks like we're finally going to move the web app off of staging.bsky.app and to just bsky.app. not so much because it's ready, but more because we're tired of that url. we'll make staging automatically redirect. should happen by tomorrow, unless something explodes in the process

Still needing to check Twitter for Flork comics

@quinnypig.bsky.social S3 is so friendly, I think I’m going to use it as a file system

If the FMV of an invite is $150, can I invite a bunch of non-profits and claim an in-kind donation on my taxes 🤔

I always thought the peak of cocaine via UPS delivery was a Tor dark markets thing but apparently it’s been part of their DNA from the beginning

This story is insane. As rail profits soar, blocked crossings force kids to crawl under trains to get to school https://www.propublica.org/article/trains-crossing-blocked-kids-norfolk-southern

Home desk setup

Techdirt suggests “Fedi Friday” for alternative social media

I can finally start yelling about the algorithm shadowbanning me when my mediocre posts don’t get engagement! 🙌

I stumbled on a stock vector artist that creates characters then generates a bunch of different poses with them; one is this army pose and I’m having a hard time moving on

I trained a ML model on Eastern European table tennis matches and bet $680 on its predictions 🍿🍿🍿

📢 Hey friends! We've got a Web app for you to try! https://staging.bsky.app/ This is an early staging build. There are lots of rough edges still and it only works on desktop, but it definitely works! Enjoy and let us know how it goes!

Woah this is crazy

Mental Poker is one of my favorite bits of weird cryptography https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_poker

I was trying to register a homoglyph of lilly.com to recreate the blue check fiasco but it’s apparently harder than I expected to register IDN domains

I would’ve thought bring-your-own-domain would cool the rush to try and get an early username but I guess people just really want in?

The internet would be a better place if the 📬 US Postal Service has offered free email service before Gmail — a (🇺🇸 US-centric) Sunday take…