((Another yoink from @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social )) ((No rainbow or rose, period, please.))

((Yoinked from @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social ))

Bing @rainbowdashthunder.bsky.social The 'I'm Single Guy' is back. He's been called out repeatedly for lewding minors, then tried to migrate to Twitter with the same shtick before he got called out there too.

((He does, but not that well. My man loves a routine.

((Yoinked from @soldierfromhell.bsky.social ))

((@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social)) Clark's beet-red, upside-down face quickly pops into view right outside Rose's window. His hair, which has gotten a bit more shaggy and poofy in recent months, is reflecting red and blue and purple in the sunlight like it's made of oil or raven feathers. His new

We had to delay the actual shindig so everyone could get here on time, so here's our setup for tonight's festivities, gang! ☺️

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 KIND OF, ACTUALLY, SINCE THIS ISN'T A LEAP YEAR!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 WOOOOOOOO!!!

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((It's come to my attention that part of Kane's story was fabricated. I have plenty of mixed emotions about that, but as he said himself, he was desperate to be loved. I know what it is to get to that point, and though I don't condone his methods, I understand why he did what he did. I am in no

/ sharing this. bsky.app/profile/did:...

((I just heard about what happened. I don't know Kane, but that doesn't change the fact that this is tragic. I don't care what anyone says; there is no excuse for harassing someone to that point. My heart goes out to Kane and his family. I lost someone dear to me last year under somewhat similar

((Stolen from @lastoftango.bsky.social ))

((Ohhhhhh, boy, I've been procrastinating too much on the interactions, and now I have 14 to do. I am so sorry that you've all been waiting for literal weeks, and I will get to you all with some suuuuuper long replies for all of you once I get muse back. Work and stuff has been a lot.

((I can only think of a golden retriever, but that feels too obvious. I don't know.

((Here's an extended bio for my portrayal of Clark Kent/Superman! Please read it before we interact to get a better idea of what he's like, and let me know if you want me to elaborate on anything! truthjusticeandabettertomorrow.straw.page

♥️♥️ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!! ♥️♥️

Ma and Pa's couch is open for flopping! That, um, that came out weird. Sorry.

@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social, DON'T LAUGH.

I love it when I get a picture of him mid-yawn. He's so precious.

I wish I could open plastic wrappers without summoning this little gremlin. He knows I'll do what he wants, but I want my Donut Stick. 😔

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Darnit. I have to get new glasses. 😔

((I'm so sorry to the people who are still waiting for replies! I'll get them to you ASAP; I've got a queue written down so I don't forget any of you! <3

"Okay, little buddy; I have, um, a prize-winning catfish, three turnips, and... a cabbage. What can I get for that?"

((Jesus Christmas, guys! Clark sure has been popular lately! Thanks for all the interactions. It's been a blast thus far!

((Clark for the next few weeks:

((WOOT WOOT!!! Permanent starter thingy. 😎

This seems fun! Yoinked this from @bravestflash.bsky.social , by the way!

Hey there, everybody! What'd I miss?

((EVENT: WELCOME TO SMALLVILLE))

((MORE FOLLOWS. NEED MORE. EVERYONE INTERACT WITH TOMIO NOWWWWW.

🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 ((Open for interactions))

((@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social)) It hasn't even been a week yet, and a funerals already been planned and set into motion. Something about the LexCorp sponsorship for the entire affair seems viscerally artifical and just *wrong* in every capacity imaginable. But it's to take place today, and it's

((EVENT: DOOMSDAY)) ((11/24- Who knows?))

Jeez Louise, work sure is kicking my butt.

I love my little popcorn shrimp guy. #shrimp #littlebaby

Good golly, I have *got* to get rid of all these notebooks. I keep buying them thinking I'll use them, but they're all still empty and collecting dust. Does anyone need one? Otherwise, they're off to the recycling center.

((@species64.bsky.social)) There it is again! Clark doesn't know what to do, aside from stare down at it while it stares at him. What *is* it?

"And that's not even counting all the stuff in the Gospel of Thomas." ... "Yeah, um, it's, uh- yikes."

((@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social)) "Esme?" He descends onto the fire escape and is surprised to see all the lights out in his friend's apartment. Has the Joker gotten to him? Is he too late? He cautiously steps inside.

((@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social)) At first, Clark is slightly zoned out himself as he slowly changes out of his suit, but when he catches the last tidbits of Esme's admission, he's all ears. "He *what*?" His face is contorted in an expression that rarely crosses it. He's angry. *Very* angry.

I did not expect to discover that zombies are real today. Has the apocalypse started, or are we good?

@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPYBIRTHDAYHAPPYBIRTHDAYHAPPYBIRTHDAY!! 🥳🎉🎊🥳🎉🎊🙌🎉

I CAN HEAR THE LIGHTS.

((WOOTWOOT!

"Men?"

Would someone be willing to go to the gym with me? I don't want to get trapped under a barbell again.

Oh, sweet Baby Jesus, he's scheming again. He wants my ankles. #help