Clark tugs at his collar and lets out a labored breath. He can feel eyes on him, but he's trying his best to act like he doesn't notice.

((This isn't much of a reveal, given the whole faceclaim thing, but happy #munday! Here's a picture of me from a little bit ago because I look too janky right now.

((Why am I still awake? Please tell me why I'm still awake.

((Absolutely yoinked from @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social . And don't look at my extended bio thingy-thing. 👀👀

AHHH! WHO ARE YOU?

🎊🪅HAPPY PRIDE, EVERYBODY!🪅🎊🥳 🎉🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎉 -Ally 🏳️‍🌈

((Snatched from @hellfirequeen.worm.skin because I also have no motivation for anything else.

It's fine to eat the tails on shrimp, right? 🍤🦐

Someone stole Skip's limbs... 👀

WOOOOOOO!!! 🎉 #WeedleWednesday

((Pilfered. Filched. Misappropriated. EMBEZZLEMENT?

((AHHHHHH, I'M SO SORRY TO EVERYONE WHO'S BEEN WAITING FOREVER AND A DAY FOR A STARTER. 😭 I promise you'll get one eventually, but I've seriously been struggling lately. This new five-day work week of mine has made my brain mush.

((@therunawaygod.bsky.social)) Clark is walking along at a brisk pace, hunched over to make himself as small as possible. As he walks, he's chowing down on what might be the largest old-fashioned doughnut known to man like it's his last meal. Suddenly, he bumps into a smaller woman who definitely

(( He's 6'4"!

((Absolutely obliterated. Immediately.

((Yoinked from @anthr0p0phagite.bsky.social ! Have mercy on me.

@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social IT'S #TogetherTuesday!!!! 🥳🎉🪅🎊

Alright, folks! I have decided to make a very, very important executive decision. By the authority vested in me by absolutely nobody, I hereby declare that this Wednesday and every Wednesday hereafter shall be #WeedleWednesday. Please plan accordingly. Thank you for your time! -Clark ☺️

"You are Kenough."

HAPPY NATIONAL PUPPY DAY, GUYS!! 🎉🎉🎉

((Another yoink from @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social )) ((No rainbow or rose, period, please.))

((Yoinked from @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social ))

Bing @rainbowdashthunder.bsky.social The 'I'm Single Guy' is back. He's been called out repeatedly for lewding minors, then tried to migrate to Twitter with the same shtick before he got called out there too.

((He does, but not that well. My man loves a routine.

((Yoinked from @soldierfromhell.bsky.social ))

((@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social)) Clark's beet-red, upside-down face quickly pops into view right outside Rose's window. His hair, which has gotten a bit more shaggy and poofy in recent months, is reflecting red and blue and purple in the sunlight like it's made of oil or raven feathers. His new

We had to delay the actual shindig so everyone could get here on time, so here's our setup for tonight's festivities, gang! ☺️

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 KIND OF, ACTUALLY, SINCE THIS ISN'T A LEAP YEAR!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 WOOOOOOOO!!!

((👀

/ sharing this. bsky.app/profile/did:...

((Stolen from @lastoftango.bsky.social ))

((Ohhhhhh, boy, I've been procrastinating too much on the interactions, and now I have 14 to do. I am so sorry that you've all been waiting for literal weeks, and I will get to you all with some suuuuuper long replies for all of you once I get muse back. Work and stuff has been a lot.

((I can only think of a golden retriever, but that feels too obvious. I don't know.

((Here's an extended bio for my portrayal of Clark Kent/Superman! Please read it before we interact to get a better idea of what he's like, and let me know if you want me to elaborate on anything! truthjusticeandabettertomorrow.straw.page

♥️♥️ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!! ♥️♥️

Ma and Pa's couch is open for flopping! That, um, that came out weird. Sorry.

@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social, DON'T LAUGH.

I love it when I get a picture of him mid-yawn. He's so precious.

I wish I could open plastic wrappers without summoning this little gremlin. He knows I'll do what he wants, but I want my Donut Stick. 😔

🥰

Darnit. I have to get new glasses. 😔

((I'm so sorry to the people who are still waiting for replies! I'll get them to you ASAP; I've got a queue written down so I don't forget any of you! <3

"Okay, little buddy; I have, um, a prize-winning catfish, three turnips, and... a cabbage. What can I get for that?"

((Jesus Christmas, guys! Clark sure has been popular lately! Thanks for all the interactions. It's been a blast thus far!

((Clark for the next few weeks:

((WOOT WOOT!!! Permanent starter thingy. 😎

This seems fun! Yoinked this from @bravestflash.bsky.social , by the way!

Hey there, everybody! What'd I miss?

((EVENT: WELCOME TO SMALLVILLE))

((MORE FOLLOWS. NEED MORE. EVERYONE INTERACT WITH TOMIO NOWWWWW.