((I'm so sorry to the people who are still waiting for replies! I'll get them to you ASAP; I've got a queue written down so I don't forget any of you! <3

"Okay, little buddy; I have, um, a prize-winning catfish, three turnips, and... a cabbage. What can I get for that?"

((Jesus Christmas, guys! Clark sure has been popular lately! Thanks for all the interactions. It's been a blast thus far!

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((Clark for the next few weeks:

((WOOT WOOT!!! Permanent starter thingy. 😎

This seems fun! Yoinked this from @bravestflash.bsky.social , by the way!

Hey there, everybody! What'd I miss?

((EVENT: WELCOME TO SMALLVILLE))

((MORE FOLLOWS. NEED MORE. EVERYONE INTERACT WITH TOMIO NOWWWWW.

🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 ((Open for interactions))

((@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social)) It hasn't even been a week yet, and a funerals already been planned and set into motion. Something about the LexCorp sponsorship for the entire affair seems viscerally artifical and just *wrong* in every capacity imaginable. But it's to take place today, and it's

((EVENT: DOOMSDAY)) ((11/24- Who knows?))

Jeez Louise, work sure is kicking my butt.

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I love my little popcorn shrimp guy. #shrimp #littlebaby

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Father forgive them for they know not of Lore

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Good golly, I have *got* to get rid of all these notebooks. I keep buying them thinking I'll use them, but they're all still empty and collecting dust. Does anyone need one? Otherwise, they're off to the recycling center.

((@species64.bsky.social)) There it is again! Clark doesn't know what to do, aside from stare down at it while it stares at him. What *is* it?

COKE: is pepsi okay DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could

"And that's not even counting all the stuff in the Gospel of Thomas." ... "Yeah, um, it's, uh- yikes."

((@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social)) "Esme?" He descends onto the fire escape and is surprised to see all the lights out in his friend's apartment. Has the Joker gotten to him? Is he too late? He cautiously steps inside.

((@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social)) At first, Clark is slightly zoned out himself as he slowly changes out of his suit, but when he catches the last tidbits of Esme's admission, he's all ears. "He *what*?" His face is contorted in an expression that rarely crosses it. He's angry. *Very* angry.

I did not expect to discover that zombies are real today. Has the apocalypse started, or are we good?

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@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPYBIRTHDAYHAPPYBIRTHDAYHAPPYBIRTHDAY!! 🥳🎉🎊🥳🎉🎊🙌🎉

I CAN HEAR THE LIGHTS.

((WOOTWOOT!

"Men?"

Would someone be willing to go to the gym with me? I don't want to get trapped under a barbell again.

#nokings Portland frog brigade

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i bet getting squeezed into an onigiri mold feels so good for the onigiri