Really? Alright then. What kind of beard would suit my face?

!? Did the human wink at me? What does winking imply?

The entity shrugged. “We could go find out. If you’d want.”

Maybe I should have a beard…? If humans like them so much. This body is humanoid after all.

“Well hi!” She’s immediately convinced that Ribbon is the most adorable thing she’s ever laid her eyes on. “What’re your powers?”

🎼 Male interpretation of Sheik 🎼 Hero of Time Era 🎼 10+ Years of RP experience 🎼 30+ Writer/21+ RP • No DM RP/No Lewd/No Ships • Lewd accounts will be blocked! • Dark Themes 🎼 MDNI

VEE VI VO VUM! :3 Hello, everyone! My name's Ribbon! I'm a friendly Sylveon from the Galar reigon who has some cool powers! And these are some of my friends! Hope we can all have fun here! :3

Quinci’s first reaction was to shoot him a glare that screamed: ‘we will never talk about that ever again’. “It’s nice! For food! But why do they shape it like a fish if it’s not fishy…?” She’s genuinely curious.

She took the offered food, and much to her own surprise it was nice! The entity usually found most foods disgusting. “I wouldn’t have suspected fish to be so sweet.” Yes. She thinks this is a kind of fish. Leave her alone okay.

#Queekisms Fun fact: This is what Quinci would look like without a projected appearance. It’s sorta freaky. So yeah. That’s why Q’s create their own sorta ‘avatars’ or they just steal someone else’s look to fuck with them or something.

“Anytime.” Beaming. Did being nice feel good…? Huh. Weird.

Happily surrenders it.

🫰☕️

Stolen!

#Queekisms It is genuinely a punishment in the Continuum to be made a mortal and be forced to live amongst normal people. The best you can hope for is you’re turned into a sentient creature in some reasonably advanced civilisation. Adapting isn’t so hard then. But you -

//Out and about! Gimme something to make this bus trip bearable PLEASE.

She’s visiting some human city. The entity believes it’s called New York…?

“Frankly, I wouldn’t end this ‘bio-terrorism’ problem just for the fact that you actually called me a genie.”

He would be remiss to truly consider the entity as kind or giving. She isn’t. The human got incredibly lucky. His arguments about being free and out there in the open resonated with Quinci on an extremely deep level. She ran away from her home for exactly the same reasons, and she -

ㅤ ㅤ"𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦.ᐣ 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥. 𝘈𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳." #mvrp , #scifirp , #gnosiarp ㅤ

What is the horse trying to accomplish…?

#Queekisms I JUST SAW THIS I love it

BREAKFAST BURRITOS FOR ALL! 🫰

───*ੈ⏱‧₊˚༺🪷༻*ੈ⏱‧₊˚─── 💮ㄚǔ Ⱬhé Ⱡíu 💮 ˗ˏˋ ꒰⏱꒱ ˎˊ˗ ⏱𝔽ormer⏱ 💮丂orcerer 丂upreme💮 ───*ੈ⏱‧₊˚༺🪷༻*ੈ⏱‧₊˚─── ♡ + ↻

#Queekisms Something not on my bingo card (for life) was an extra-dimensional entity and a tax-savvy horse debating economics.

In her defence this is literally the first time she’s ever bothered learning about how any economic system works. This whole concept is so alien to her. All she heard was ‘you have this thing that is finite and not easy to get, and we’re coming to take it from you’. For a creature -

It’s just dawned on her that she could tank any economy in the universe by just making endless amounts of the local currency.

Can’t have a supply and demand system when you can create supply on demand. 🤷‍♀️

So people work to earn meaningless pieces of paper in order to survive, and then the government takes most of it, so people can barely survive…? This whole system is very questionable to the entity.

What if you don’t have taxes though? Or just a monetary system in general?

Really…? That sounds so stupid.

What are ‘finances’ anyway? The Q don’t have a concept of money.

I cannot be held accountable for that financially prudent horse’s actions.

“Should I be worried about the fury of a human…? That’d be like a dragon getting worried about an annoyed ant.”

━━━━━━━━⊱🐎⊰━━━━━━━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏 𝐓𝐚𝐱 𝐋𝐚𝐰 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐲 ━━━━━━━━⊱🐎⊰━━━━━━━━

Majora. I think I have broken the small human.

She’s beginning to suspect that this whole escapade was a bad idea.

🫰 There! No more falling Pikmin. There’s just billions of them spread across the whole planet now. You people do have the infrastructure to support this? Right? All these little guys?

It’s pretty though! It’s like a rainbow! Until the ground and then. All the blood. Maybe this was a mistake.

Oh. I made a mistake. I don’t think Pikmin’s were made for falling from the sky and crashing into the ground at terminal velocity. Should’ve thought about that.

*squints*

Yay…?

If anyone eats a Pikmin, I will turn them into an amoeba!

is he good ?

🫰 It’s now raining Pikmin

❤️ — For a fact about the Q.