How it feels to be found slightly less annoying than the rest ❤️

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Am I allowed to pester you? ✨

// It has to be flashy If it's not flashy, what separates it from any other day?

// Pepper, if she ever leads a group (Unlikely):

.....

I'd do a seductive sunday but you all couldn't handle it.

// I need to bookmark things more often because I have a habit of saying 'Oh yeah I'll get to it after I do this really quick' and then I forget to get to it after I do that really quick.

licks the reader.

Bro SAAAAAME All the time!!

A big fluffy one. The fluffier the better.

You should TOTALLY have a beard.

// That is such a Doofensmirtz ass motivation for a crime. I love Pepper so much.

" Oooooh! Shapeshifter, got it! Anyways, 'ya ever need a specific kind'a screwdriver, and 'ya just can't find it anywhere? And then 'ya have to go all the way to the store grab a new one? Well, I thought, hey! What if I just had all'a the screw drivers right there with me? Saves a trip! "

I have no idea what you mean but if you ask me, I think that adds to the thrill. DO EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOU CAN D!E ANY MINUTE!

" .. Hm-? " .. Glancing up at the.. Orange dog? " Either this town's got some really weird wildlife, or the monkey spider did metamorphosis. .. Thought that was only moths and butterflies. Huh..... "

// I had the idea of Pepper's teeth technically being her 'Power', but it's so inconsequential that she can't rely on them alone Like, I have Marina, and that's a fucking SHARK. She can bite your entire arm off. She can tear through metal. Pepper does not have that bite force. A bite from her ->

Pepper had just wandered off, without a care in the world. Was it something valuable she stole? Jewels? Something to sell? .... No, it was a bunch of fucking screwdrivers. Who steals screwdrivers!?

// Yes, but not often. She has so much fun in real life, she doesn't have much need for games. Maybe if she's sick or hurt she'll be more likely to play them, but she's a lot less likely if she can go out and do things herself.

// Since Pepper's a fan of pirates I thought I'd use the outfit where she has that jacket. It's *kind of* piratey, in a way?

[ APPEARANCE ]

𐔌 i don’t want to survive .ᐟ i want to live .ᐟ ꒱

// I did not expect to fight Ben 10 on this account but the world works in mysterious ways.

She quickly ducked backwards to avoid the webs! " See? NOW the joke lands! Wanna know what else lands? " Tossing a few metal 'Marbles' onto the ground near the alien. They'd start emitting a gas! Nothing lethal. But it'd definitely be disorienting.

.. Blinking. Seemingly unbothered by this completely. " .. Hmm... I don't know if that one landed. " Snapping her fingers, into a finger gun " See, if you shot webs at me when'ya said that, it would'a been different. But, 'ya didn't. ..... Anyways! Nah, I don't think I will~ "

" Yeah, yeah, sure thing " Handing it back over to Craftwork " Got anything stronger than that? "

// No. The risk is part of the fun to her.

" I'm just an average every day human like eeeeverryybody else. " .. Biologically? Yes. Otherwise? .. No, definitely not.

It feels so nice to be wanted <3 ( .. wanted poster. that is what she is referring to. )

// I'm trying to give Pepper Harley Quinn vibes She's not a full villain like Harley, more of an antihero. But she definitely has the whackiness.

// On a short break rn and will get to responses later But uhhhh what do we think of Pepper so far 👉👈

Trust the process-

We're all mad down here~

Lemur.

" Well, duh. Course I dream about be'n a pirate. It's just not feasible in this economy, y'know. " .... " So what are'ya, some kind'a alien shapeshifter? "

" Pirates are SO badass. " " They sail ships and plunder booty. " .. Wink-

" Piranha, actually. Name's Pepper! And should I just call 'ya Rudolph? "

" Now you got it! Nowadays, people only dress like that on Halloween. Kind'a a waste if'ya ask me. "

" Yeesh, boss, you're ask'n a lot. I can't even name one! "

// The funny thing is, this isn't all her crimes There are a lot of things that she'd do only in oddly specific circumstances. Prolly even ones that she would break just because she thinks it would be funny. (For example, you know how some places have oddly specific laws that seemingly make no->

Fast. Reliable. Super.

" Juuuuust a minute, Captain. " Turning on her phone. Doing a quick Google search. Holding it out to the lookalike. " That my friend is a pirate. "

" Maybe if you put on a pirate outfit. Pirates are cool. Shame how kids these days don't want to sail the seven seas anymore! "

... Walking around her. Getting a good look at her doppelganger. .... Hand to her chin... Slow nod of approval. " ... Look'n goooood- "

So anyways, I got this vulture-

// Also it's hard to notice unless you enlarge the PFP but back when I wrote Pepper on Twitter one of my friends edited it to actually give her the sharp piranha teeth.

// One problem I have is that I used parts of Pepper's backstory for Marina because I didn't think I'd actually bring her back, so now I kinda wanna switch things up so she doesn't feel redundant Thankfully I don't actually include the backstory for these accounts in the pinned, and it's way too->