Slipping on a pair of sunglasses. Sliding onto a 'Throne' she made out of stolen money.

( launching a firework into the sky )

" Make'n everything bubblegum related would by kinda repetitive, don't 'ya think? "

" Still would take a while. "

" Too many too count. .... I mean, unless 'ya WANT to literally be here all day? "

// pepper's semblance when she was in the rwby verse

" I'm sure it's in the right hands! " .. Pat pat!

// I like the idea of Pepper having the potential of being a genuinely terrifying threat, if she wasn't using all of her resources to just fuck around and have fun. Potential Girl!

// Got muse for the goofy fish

gay gay homosexual gay

( foaming at the mouth )

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Rolling a cartoonishly designed bomb onto the TL.

// New handle, thought it was just better

" Well, it IS. .. It's also a good way to save on space! I mean, how'm I s'posed 'ta carry around a glitter gun and a flamethrow'a at the same time? Just merge 'em! "

// Sometimes I forget Pepper is in hte Dispatch verse Y'all are just lucky she isn't at SDN or the chaos would be so much worse.

.... Shrug " Because it's funny. "

<- has several more bubblegum bombs

" ..... Still don't got a used car, though. "

Well, that's on her! Pepper turns off the fire. " What do'ya think? Great gag weapon, huh? "

............. Pepper is smiling widely. ... She loves the reaction from that weapon. " .. Oh, and it's also got a toggle. " She flips a switch on the side. .. Aims it AWAY from the Neo. And THEN fires. .... Flamethrower!

She AIMS the gun at the COPY, and PULLS THE TRIGGER! .... It fires pink sparkly glitter all over the fake Neo!

She lives for the chaos. That's the payment. .... Proceeding to pull out a large gun! It has flames on the side, and looks like it could.. Probably eviscerate an entire person " Wanna know what this one does!? "

....... Pepper winks. " Use it wisely. " She just tosses the illusion behind her.

But the weight difference might be noticeable, no?

..... Yep! Talk'n fish. 'Ya might just be crazy!

" ...... " Gesturing to the button again " It doesn't got 'a arm'n time, 'ya see. I forgot to put it in. So, if 'ya press the button, it's pretty much instant. " .............. Pepper really just wants to press it right now. It's not a matter of if it gets pressed, it's a matter of who->

If ice cream's talk'n to'ya, 'ya might be nuts

" Well, 'ya gotta want somethin'. " ..... Reaching behind her...... Must be for a weapon! ..... No she just puled out a small metal ball " .... This will explode into bubble gum if you press that button on the side. Do 'ya want bubble gum? "

" Well, I regret to inform'ya that I'm not'a used car salesman. So if that's what you're look'n for, 'ya came to the wrong place. "

Suddenly, walking in sloooow motion. " It almost feels like..... " .... Whipping around to face Neo " Someone wants 'ta buy a used car! " What.

Someone keeping an eye on Pepper, huh? Well now! All she has to do is think of a funny bit to make of it.

.. She was flipping a coin in her hand. She originally forgot what she was even trying to decide, and got distracted. ... Now she's just tallying how many times she gets heads!

i pour the milk and the cereal into my mouth, both at the same time. no bowl no spoon no nothing.

It's pride month! You know what that meeeaaannssss

// local fish teaches a god how to play mario

Yeah! Like that! Just don't do it to the ones with spikes on'em.

Oh, they don't care about the flag. They just don't like the little plumb'a guy you're play'n as. Also, 'ya gotta jump on their heads 'ta kiII'em.

Well you're gonna have enemies and obstacles try'na stop 'ya the whole time. Gets harder the further 'ya get in the game.

Yep! ( Taking a seat! ) So all you're s'posed to do is keep go'n to the right 'til 'ya get to a flag pole.

Niiiiiice. ( Hook line and sinker! ) Let's start 'ya off easy with one of the newer Mario games. They're like, baby easy. Since it's 'ya first one.

Cuz it's fun! And 'ya don't even gotta be mortal for it. C'mon, just once?

Well now 'ya just gotta.

// Since Dispatch verse is dead I might convert Pepper back into a RWBY muse like she originally was.

( everything )

Lots'a armored folk around, huh?

Well 'ya wouldn't play a video game 'ya can't lose, would 'ya? A challenge isn't fun without stakes! And be'n kiIIed is some pretty big stakes!

Y'know funny thing is, pretty sure I have more fun BECAUSE I can die.

Only cuz 'ya asked nicely <3

.... Worst case scenario, I just toss the boomba at someone.