The Cat Falls - Solo (TW - Death, duh)

"Now Vincent, you be a good boy and stay here, okay?" Fliss leaned down to smooch the extraordinarily large ginger cat on his fluffy head, getting a strangely high-pitched meow in response. "Don't worry, darling, I'll be careful." Vincent the cat didn't look convinced. -

“Everyone knows that it’s Taco Tuesday. We all have Tacos.”

“Legally, where do I stand with Miguel? Are we still married? He does so… am I technically a Widow?” “This is the sort of emotionally charged stuff that I just haven’t dealt with. But I’ve sobered up now, and I’m not sure what to put on my tax return.”

// might fk around and unalive Fliss

“I’m not even saying good morning, this morning. I learned that some of you are miserable.”

Vampurr O’Hara

// did Bsky eat my Laura account?!

can't believe someone killed the spider who lived above the fridge Mr Freeze was a good spider

Stop touching me and putting your webs on me without permission!

DIDN'T YOU TRY TO WEB MY FACE THIS MORNING?!

Not saying nothin'

"There are no original ideas in literature."

"Might write a horror, have a next door sort of guy called Patrick Porter be transformed into a Bed Bug. He takes on the persona of BedBug-Boy and gets destroyed by his arch nemesis, The Exterminator."

"Smoke some of this and you'll be flat on your back, hot shot."

"I will end you."

"I know I don't need medical weed. That's why I smoke recreational weed."

"You don't want to see me unmedicated!"

"Hey, we're allowed three ounces of recreational stuff."

Horny For a back massage

People want to kill me (again) Everyone thinks I'm a criminal despite there being zero evidence to suggest that I am (again) And I skipped breakfast (again) This is fine

There's fluffy towels waiting.

It was the marshmallow fluff stuff from a Tunnocks Tea Cake. Super sticky "I know I'm not, and even if I was a bad person, it's my opinion of myself that counts." A sniff.

"You really don't want to know. But, they do get punished for it."

Who said what was on her chin was webbing? "No. I spend my time exactly as I see fit, and trust me, it's worthwhile." Even if nobody else thought it was. Or they leaped to some pretty huge assumptions.

"I'm a Vigil Auntie."

"You're all so focussed on me being a criminal, not one of you understands that I'm the one who's leaking all the dodgy accounts and misdeeds."

"Nobody is getting any action. That's what I'm hearing."

There's always a window left open for him Does she need to mark it, or will his sniffer lead the way?

You don’t want to know, Clint.

"Or they just think that because I'm female, I should just shut up?" Grumble "Financial corruption waits for no woman, Spider. The early cat gets the big, fat bird."

"I said that and someone tried to web my mouth." "Good morning!"

“The joy of work from home is that me and my laptop can sunbathe* and still be productive.” *sunbathe in this context is the art of sitting in the sun wearing a coat, a hat, and having a blanket over one’s knees

Got a nice big shower on this hotel room. Fluffy bath robe, too. And. Hair dryer that actually dries your hair.

Are you alright? No injuries? Is any of the blood yours? Do you need a shower?

I just didn’t know that bodies had that amount of fluid in them But thanks… I’ll just give the Cleaner (capital C) a call. Get this all cleaned up and uhm… Yeah, I’m going to rent this place out.

Vampurr frfr

It’s fine I’m fine Not going to cry Vincent is here and that’s all that matters

…… I suppose white marble is on its way out. What about the countertops? French Quartz. Did they survive?

I'm not hungry anymore

Wait... What is he mopping? Is it blood? IS HE MOPPING UP BLOOD?! (the tile grout is going to need to be replaced) And fleshy bits?! WHO BECAME BLOOD AND FLESHY BITS?! (are the Italian marble tiles, okay?)

Oooooo, nice try. But those pesky Bad Luck powers kick in and all that happens is that the curtain pole suddenly collapses. But now Fliss is kinda pissed. 🎶 A kiss on the hand may be quite continental But diamonds are a girl's best friend A kiss may be grand, but it won't pay the rental-🎶

“Good morning, New York!”

Barbie Movie, Vincent and a minibar Bliss

Wonderful. Until then, the sauna is calling her.

That would be amazing, honestly. The vibes are off. Even Vincent wouldn’t go near it.

If she knew that she wouldn't be a hotel.

"I don't know who did it, I have a list of people who have the means to do it, but they don't gain anything from it." He was just looking for a way to blame her for what was happened. Already assuming that she had been up to no good. This is why she didn't ask people for help. -

Her apartment has been compromised. Someone was in there. Plus, room service.

"The best thing about living in a hotel is being able to use the pool and spa." "It's sauna time, bitches!"