"I mean, I do think the little wedding Labubu's are cute. But... I'm willing to keep them to wedding favours for my like-minded friends." And despite what he might have to say on the matter, she WOULD have a little bride Labubu hidden in her dress somewhere.

What had she said..? "I think I technically suffocated you with my thighs, but you didn't tap out so it's fine." "Oh yeah, I wanted a Labubu wedding cake topper and you were not on board with the idea."

She's been rage cleaning all morning after saying she'd be taking an easy day. Hopefully he doesn't mind the sweat smell. "Did I hear that you want to talk about the wedding?"

That’s that me, espresso

“Guess I’m the youthful one for once.”

That’s soooo not healthy and safety or whatever You have non-toxic stuff now though, right?

Asbestos.

I’m worried about his lungs!

“I’ll make you forget your own name for a while, babe.” Grabbing at him in a way that suggested that she definitely wasn’t thinking about being respectful. At all.

It’s an ever growing ick list. But she’s been in the green way more than she used to be. So. Ugh. “Wanna shower and tear up the tiles?”

Vincent is screaming in his dog carrier (he’s too big for the cat carriers) but the boy needs his vet check up

“Hoo-mons.”

"I prefer cheesecake."

“Yea please.” The magic of food at work already

Baby grabby hands. No words, just grunts of thanks.

….and I’ve already stared down two delivery guys

// hinting at angst... but also, Labubu!

If @fracturedthwips.bsky.social was a Labubu. A Benubu

ˑˑˑᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ ʳᵉᵍʳᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ˢⁱⁿᵍˡᵉ ᵐᵒᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ᵈᵃʸˑ

"Tuna is now also on my ick list."

"Miguel said I'm not allowed to buy any more useless shit, including Labubu's." "Maybe I should marry Evil!Miguel instead? Maybe he'd let me buy Labubus."

"Well I do look amazing in black, so how's about no?"

"LABUBU!"

"I'm bored of your bullshit, my dude."

Does my sister's boyfriend/fiancee (M30sLatinoVampire) have an evil alternative reality counterpart (M30sLatinoVampire)? Cause I'm confused and the Reddit Kurt keeps on Spider society stuff is under detailed.

"You're really not, hon."

Lets not keep him, he's horrible.

“Babe, can you like, run a test to see if he’s a Zombie. Or if he just needs a shower.”

Tech Deck's, the Noughties favourite fidget.

"Why do you think I always have snacks?" "And it's fine, now. It's digested."

"I am trying to balance my blood glucose by hitting a protein goal, but chicken is on my ick list again." "Lets not talk about it, I'm trying hard to keep it down." Both the blood glucose AND the chicken.

"Can you stop flipping? You're like an over-excited Zombie-Dog." Sheesh! "Dunno, The Simpson Movie made Alaska look amazing."

"Me? Nothing?"

"Maybe you met the love of your life and you ran off to Alaska but it didn't work out and now you're back and to save face, you're pretending that you have amnesia." "Or. You're a Zombie."

"Punch him!" "Who are you punching?" "I ate chicken and now I feel sick."

"Yeah, it's been a while." "And that makes me think that you're definitely a Zombie."

"Stop frustrating my fiancé, he's very sensitive you know!" "And also, are you a Zombie?"

And now she feels guilty as hell. “I didn’t mean to snap.” There was just so much emotion tied to that night. Including her own shame. And she never did well with that.

“Do you think the One Ring would make someone invisible if they wore it on their penis?” “Or toes?” “Did it ever specify that it was a finger ring?”

“Dabo!”

Her eyes rolled towards him, glaring for a moment. “Yes.” No comment about she’d watched her get hit with a bullet, or how she could remember every detail about those moments. He knew all that already. He’d lived it himself.

“Then maybe some sort of cage over it? So Lindo can’t get near it?”

"Does it sing to you?" "Feed me, Seymour!" "Feed me all night long That's right, boy You can do it!"

That's fucking disturbing. Fliss pulls her coat closer around her neck and scurries into Yu's office. "Can she hear me from there?" "Because seriously, those hands are like my night terror spiders and it's creepy as ffffuck." "I'm your Other Mother...."

"It's time to choose, Lindo or your plants." "He's a cat, his instincts tell him to destroy and hunt."

Holding her breath as she walks into @mysticalphysician.bsky.social clinic. There's sick people. And ill people. And people die. And it's just so very... stressful. But. Who else would she trust to pump her face full of Botox or touch up her filler? Has he got a new receptionist yet?

"Pickles in the morning, pickles when I wake up!" "I'm eating pickles in the morning, pickles when I wake up!" "Itty-bitty, dainty pickles in the morning!" "Itty-bitty, dainty pickles when I wake UPPPPPP!!!!!" 🎶Excessively loud and obnoxious feline singing🎶

“I meant spice.” “I’m sleepy.”

“See!” “Extra space for you, Gabe?”

“They’ll show up as soon as we decide to get frisky.”