Ryan Gosling. That’s all.

Couldn't quite find a Seductive enough post that conveyed my mood and plans for the day, and obvs resorting to generative AI is bullshit, so here's some art by me 😊 #SeductiveSunday

“I stupidly went to a fundraiser at the local animal shelter.” “Almost came home with several cats. But I managed to just throw money at them to ease my conscience, instead.”

This is an ungodly hour to be awake at

"Alexa, play TOXIC by Britany Spears!"

// brought back my spirit animal so I can make pump yer maw jokes on the downlow

ᴍɪɢᴜᴇʟ ᴏ'ʜᴀʀᴀ . sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ 𝟸𝟶𝟿𝟿 . #ryu #marvelrp #dcrp #openrp #ocrp #rivalsrp

"I want my husband!" LOUD MAOW

“This Kitty needs coffee.”

Falling into bed, not even getting undressed. Just kicking off her shoes. Long day. Very long. Very busy.

“Good. I like you healthy.” She was worried about the radiation. She knew a guy who almost killed his wife with his very slightly radioactive ejaculate. “I’ve been very busy, but not in the nice way. And I feel like I need some gentle exercise to stretch out. Maybe swimming. And some Sauna time.”-

“Alcoholism is the addiction that is socially acceptable and often encouraged.” “In unrelated news, I’m hungover.”

// Backrooms to Spider-Noir It had my at black&white

// I’m away to see The Backrooms, I’ll probably be feart because I’m a big wuss

"Were you off doing top secret space-guy stuff?" Her fingers had found their favourite spot on the back of his neck, she put her feet on the ground so as not to tip them both over. "Good, I'm glad. I don't like when you're stressed."

“Ryland!” Delighted squeal and she’s jumping up to wrap herself around him. Legs and arms holding on tight. “I missed you!” So many kisses followed. So. Many.

My gay cats are being gay Just in time for Pride Month

“I vill keel your mothaaaa!” Her very best Samantha impression

“Oh thank fudge for that, I thought I was going have to pretend that you pulled it off. You didn’t. It was weird and unsettling with its floofiness.”

“….did you like it?”

“Because I had a dream that you have a very large beard that developed its own personality.”

Texting: 🚀Rybaby @hailspaceman.bsky.social 📲 I miss you 📲 and not just your penis 📲 which is lovely, btw 📲 but you. Which is weird 📲 I think I caught a feeling 📲 hurry back so I can make innaprriate comments about your butt

“Listen, at first I thought they were crows and I almost made a ‘Murder of Castles’ joke. It’s early.” “You’re the grumpier looking one on the left.”

It’s the two Frank Castles!

It’s a blasting Bon Jovi kinda day Dancing with the cats Waiting on a massive order of red body paint to arrive

// me - I’ll watch the punisher thing before bed I don’t think I’m old enough for this much violence

“I miss my nerdy boyfriend.”

"Might start yowling at the top of my lungs, don't know yet."

"I have jelly legs, hit that workout a bit too hard. If you know what I mean." (weights is what I mean)

“Breakfast in bed?” “Breakfast in bed.”

Text: 🚀Rybaby @hailspaceman.bsky.social 📲 TGIF HOT-STUFF 😘💋

#FeliciaFriday Where I want to be right now

“It’s a beautiful morning.” “Time to drink coffee on the balcony and feel smug.”

She was laughing. He was showing off his muscles again, this man had spent a long time at 1.5G on the way home, he was stronger than he should have been. “It’s all very top secret, but essentially, I’m a security liaison discussing the security needs of a brand new initiative.” -

Many hours later, a very long, very busy, hard day later in fact, Fliss reappeared at his place with take out boxes. She didn’t know what he liked so had just chosen several things from a Chinese place near by. She kicked off her heels as soon as she was through the door, huffing in relief. -

Umbra gets a smooch on her fluffy forehead right before Fliss runs out the door in a loud of perfume and 'don't ask questions'.

“Good morning, I’m chasing my own head today. Have to smooch and run.” She didn’t want to leave without saying hello. And goodbye. “Dinner later?”

He’s such a sweetheart. A real treasure.

…….and she’s asleep

Kinky But the AC is already on And I want Red Vines!

Because it’s too damn hot right now! (Which is weird because his world is cold, but whatever, it’s hot as balls!)

Thank you, darling! I’ll get the bedroom cold

Red Vines and giant chocolate buttons

What about meeeeeeeeee??

Vincent has forsaken him Bring snacks to appease the gods

When he gets home, he’s getting battered

Growling

I’m a fierce, independent cat

Fluff it