Doctor: How on earth did you get this nasty rash? Me: #dragxdrive

Dahmer had an air of mystery, too.

Today my Galaxy Z Fold7 will arrive. I got the 1TB version so I can fit all my favourite 4:3 TV shows on there. Oh Janeway, you will be the captain of my folding starship.

Does anyone else find it crazy that you can walk into a bookshop and be charged £9.99 for a paperback novel that took the author a year to complete, but £17.99 for a completely blank notebook?

Painting the Medic from TF2.

How to touch grass in moderation

I feel like I should have seen this post from @ssalex984.bsky.social I had to do a double take

I'm enjoying Untamed, but when you see/hear Eric Bana and Sam Neill talking to each other in American accents...

I don't take feet pics, but if I did the alt text would as a direct quote from Tolkien: "Their feet had tough leathery soles and were clad in a thick curling hair, much like the hair of their heads, which was commonly brown."

Me: I'm 40 years old — I should really start exercising more. Also me:

I've peaked.

Rupee Value Plummets After Hyrule Field is Mowed hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

I do legit forget that I'm an adult sometimes. Kinda sad sometimes. I still wanna think about what I want to be when I grow up.

Caturday

I've never played Dave the Diver, but if I did I would surely call him David

I Febrezed the crotch of my skinny jeans for this?

I have a feeling that the Z Fold7 is going to be my favourite handheld for emulating retro games. I can't wait to see what 4:3 Gran Turismo 2 is gonna look like!

Wild Hearts S demo on Switch 2 is out. They have a Chad slider. I think I'll set it to max.

I pre-ordered the 1TB Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 7. I feel extremely greatdul that I am in a position financially to to do this.

This is Ash and some of her nicknames include: Ashley Smok Ashley Smok Smokoh Smokley Brushley (when she's getting brushed) Bumbie Bumbini

Ash is so curious about the world. When she's had enough she goes back inside the carrier and we go home.

Duke Nukem - the First Man.

I wonder if vampire bites itch like mosquito bites

Controversial opinion: Reanimation is Linkin Park's best album

Cat post. Ash getting pretty for the day

🫶🏽 @milkstonestudios.com

This is my other rescue cat, Chia. My wife named her after thinking/feeling for a week. She loves fetching and playing with balls. Rescue pets are amazing.

This is Ash. I recued her and named her because of her colour. She's a freak and loves eating olives. Here she's trying to understand olive crackers. I love cats. That's all.

This kind of looks like the Elaine dance from Seinfeld, too 😅

'Charlie's Angels' released on this day in 2003. A 3D beat 'em up developed to pair with the then-contemporary run of Charlie's Angels movies. Criticized for nearly every facet of its design, and regarded as one of the worst license adaptations of all time. Good night, angels.

Getting some serious Tom Nook vibes from Auntie Anne...

More like anals of history, amiright? 😏 #nintendoswitch2 #switch2 #fantasylifei #fantasylife

How can I make it any clearer to Panam? I'm not interested. #NintendoSwitch2 #cyberpunk

It really sucks how Alt dies. How the hell was Johnny to know?

Over here remembering how sometimes you’d win a battle in Pokémon Let’s Go, Pikachu and the trainer would tell you, “You got 2 Great Balls!”

Extremely impress with the €19.99 Switch 2 dock that I picked up on AliExpress. I honestly didn't expect it to do 120Hz.

'Gravity Games Bike: Street Vert Dirt' released on this day in 2002. Apparently released directly to Costco bargain bins with little in the way of fanfare, this BMX title was slammed for its poor controls and collision detection. GameSpot's "Worst of the Year" winner for 2002.

lmao #GPN23 English: "but its pride month"

lol, this looks even more silly than anticipated

Kickflip TC's Roof Gap

Someone told me today it's pronounced blue sky. I've been calling it blueski like it's a Polish surname.

#webcomic #extrafabulouscomics

Handheld Electronic Games 1980 JCPenney Christmas Catalog

My mother loves doing the New York Times Crossword puzzles every single day and it's rare that she would ever ask me for help. She called me today saying there were two Nintendo clues, so of course, that's just about all I'm good for haha