Genesis X3 preliminary seeding. The first P-tier of the year features Doramigi, Miya, acola, Hurt, Sparg0, Sonix, Raru, Zomba, MkLeo, and many, many more! To my knowledge this is the first NA event with an even number of NA and JP top 100 players! Don't miss it!

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

the median American voter:

I'll start! Hey I'm Aimee, and I'm doing TINY ROBOTS as a filler set because I have no more pin board room ⚰️ Here are the 4 bots currently in the 5 pin set (5th still being voted on). I reeeeeally hope Mac makes it in 🤖 but it's up to the backers! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/a...

Trump’s First Year In Office https://theonion.com/trumps-first-year-in-office/

normalize using the built in bo3 setting when playing smash ultimate friendlies, even when doing rotation

chat she’s high key slaying

Man Struggling To Pierce Orange Peel With Fingernail Under Impression He Could Kill If He Had To https://theonion.com/man-struggling-to-pierce-orange-peel-with-fingernail-un-1819579648/

We have a short update regarding the new Friday night weekly. Due to us not being fully prepared and the venue still working on renovations, we will be postponing the launch. To avoid having to postpone again, we won't give a new date, but stay tuned to know when we're back on!

estrogen is fucking crazy

just saw an opera with subtitles and that might have been the best idea ever invented

i went on a rabbit hole last night toads dont have teeth, however poison dart frogs also dont have teeth which is what he is supposed to be. ranno doesnt usually have teeth except for in this ONE render from rivals 1 where you can see him smirking with like those side teeth I NEED ANSWERS DAN #roa

i did it again :), probably won't post any potential future ones but god its so fun

WAIT IS RANNO A TOAD? WTF MAN

ive been loving la Reina lately she’s so fun idk if she’s super good (i think she’s pretty good but that doesn’t seem like a consensus) but she’s soo fun idk

first nan-inf :) unseeded, legendaryless

one time i was talking to one of my friends and they took out their keys and started jingling them in front of my face and i shut the fuck up right away and watched the keys i think about this frequently unrelated i really like klefki

TV Network Refuses To Air ‘Miracle On 34th Street’ For Outdated Depictions Of Hope, Joy https://theonion.com/tv-network-refuses-to-air-miracle-on-34th-street-for-1848159248/

happy crimmas!!

If you’ve been waiting for a good excuse to jump into Rivals 2… this might be it! Free character update coming in 2 weeks, plus the Steam Winter Sale happening now

The Steam Winter Sale is here! From now until early next year, get Rivals 2 for 40% off ❄️

Currently, Tripoint Smash: The Finale is the second largest Tripoint of all time, with only Tripoint Smash 100 beating it out with 300 entrants! It's currently Tripoint's third largest Ultimate bracket, behind TPS100(204) and TPS200(141).

La Reina can pummel not once, not twice, but three times! Each pummel round has its own pummel/special pummel guessing phase. Plus, she can throw after ANY pummel, so be sure to get the mixups going 🤼‍♀️

Registration for Tripoint Smash: The Finale is still live! While we plan to be back with a new Friday night local early next year, it'd be the world to us to see you here at this last Tripoint. Register now: www.start.gg/tournament/t...

Do not do this.

This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.

*defunctland voice* The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead

Olympia

La Reina, The Crowd Magnet, returns to the ring on 1/6/26! Check out her reveal trailer here if you missed it live during the 2026 Evo Announcement Show 👀 🐜

Rivals of Aether II is EVO Mainstage next year! WE DID IT!

and SURPRISE, SURPRISE - La Reina is bodyslamming her way into Rivals of Aether II on January 6 as the next FREE DLC FIGHTER💪🐜

📢 New Schedule changes! See graphic for details. 🗡️ GBVSR cap raised and top 8 is moving to Sunday. Rivals 2 top 8 is now Saturday night. ☹️ We haven't heard back from Nintendo regarding the license and had to make the tough choice to remove Smash from our lineup this time.

Whelp I got 15 more dollars again

CHAT THEYRE MAKING ME PLAY AGAINST FPZ IN CHERRYS SILLY RIVALS LOCAL WHAT DO I DO

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

this goes hard I'm ngl

in the third act of unbeatable we pull out to reveal you've actually been playing as yourself the whole time. your government id is on screen. how did we get it?

Sometimes I want to post something and then I remember that actions have consequences so I don’t

Got second at cherrys rivals local, you should join next time so it doesn’t happen again

bulbasaur would taste like and have the texture of a marshmallow

Won squads at tripoint! Mostly randoms but also my fuckass lineup of rob, aegis, min min cus fuck you

Dang, Tucker makes a good point actually