Not like this... #2xko

ggst afk fishing setup

It's almost our birthday! To celebrate our one year anniversary tomorrow, we're on sale all week at our deepest discount yet. Pick up Rivals 2 on Steam for just $17.99 until next Monday

coral garden 🪸🦈 #art #sharks

The tyrany of up is up and down is down has plagued this nation for too long. The real truth tellers know up is down and down is up. Anyone who says they know sideways is a fraud, do your research

Bridget from Guilty Gear cosplaying as Melinoe from Hades 2 ♥ I tried to mix my artstyle with @supergiantgames.bsky.social style and I'm happy with how it turned out! What do you guys think?

Here's my take on Melinoë from Hadès 2 💚🧡 I hope you aII Iike it! 😁

dragon with little flower hat 🌸 #art

dragon fruit #art

saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever

Report Confirms No Need To Make New Chairs For The Time Being https://theonion.com/report-confirms-no-need-to-make-new-chairs-for-the-time-1819576693/

what did they mean by this

Girls go to Saturn, their ass to enfattern

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I want to find out which Super Smash Bros. characters are the most LOVED and HATED in the community! Please vote via the link below, it takes less than 1 minute. (Shares are highly appreciated, there are 86 characters!) docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Parrot Lying

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

Columbus Day Protests Once Again Erupt As Nation Struggles With Its Dark, Anti-Italian Past https://theonion.com/columbus-day-protests-once-again-erupt-as-nation-strugg-1829604693/

little greek monsters #art

highlight of my professional game dev career

"in this life you have to be either a FROG who likes ANTELOPES or an ANTELOPE who likes FROGS! that's the RULE of the WORLD! the KING of the SUN told me that!" "hmm. well, I mean, I kinda think both frogs and antelopes are cool" "STOP MAKING THINGS UP, YOU DELUSIONAL FREAK!"

legends z-a will be his time to shine

🦖 THE GALVAN UPDATE IS OUT NOW 🧲 🔸New character 🔸Tiers of Terror event 🪦 🔸Ranked Season 3 🏆 🔸Metal Graveyard stage skin 🏗️ 🔸AND MORE

Honestly these are the types of patches I think could work with this game where you mostly just touch 1 or maybe 2 characters so that all the patches don’t get too out of control. I was/am of the opinion that this game gets patched slightly too often but I think this type of patch could help fix it

OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢ DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun

if you needed another reason to stop using spotify:

bookmac amateur

Doing some back of the napkin math on the Free Press acquisition, I've determined The Onion is worth $2 trillion.

The GALVAN UPDATE arrives tomorrow for Rivals of Aether II! Patch drops at 10AM PT

Choose your fighter:

I’m horrified by Trump’s order to send 300 National Guard troops to Chicago. We’re only nine months into a four year term and already the president is trying to invade an American city. If you’re in the Guard, you can and should refuse these orders.

War ravaged. Burning to the ground. But also, every frozen yogurt shop, toy store, and breakfast nook open for business.

look ai is completely destroying the world with massive pollution and is using up water at a concerning rate but at least you get to use technology that lies to you and is the primary propaganda mechanism by fascists

Heartbroken Man Realizes He Only Loved Idea Of Fried Egg On Burger https://theonion.com/heartbroken-man-realizes-he-only-loved-idea-of-fried-egg-on-burger/

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I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.