my wireless headphones lost connection with my phone briefly while at work, so for a few seconds my coworkers got to hear: "I want my boyfriends to kiss, kiss kiss kiss kiss ki-" Sorry to the new hires I met today, I'm the queen of first impressions hows everyone elses morning going

Noticed that Laserhanon deleted all his profiles. Does anyone have eyes or ears on them?

I love Kandi 🙂‍↕️🫶

the alley

Daily struggles,,

met a fellow FF13 fan in the wild while walking around for pizza, i was too drunk to ask for a name or contact info lmao but it makes me so happy i got my tattoo, instant conversation starter

happy paw day 🐾 come hang out and give em a kiss :3

i've long switched to healthier alternatives like journaling, but some days like today i do miss have a private vent account it's much harder to bitch about a screenshot when it's on paper lmao

Being a findomme is hard these days...

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in preparation for the Distant Worlds concert, I'm going on a quest to finish the few final fantasy games I haven't played before (8, 9, 11, & 12) Starting in order with good ol FF8

Very recent but... *gasp* *squeak* This completely took him by surprise! I want to punt him so bad

girls' night slumber party where we watch gay lawyers together

Teeth tapping YCH render for @asstralcow.bsky.social Tap tap! #furry #animation #gif #YCH

Getting ready for goth night at the local club. For LizardLord!

it's always tempting to be really macro and use the planet as a treadmill for some light cardio, but then if I trip over my paws I get slingshotted into space like i'm george clooney

Much how people in fantasy worlds will have exclamations based off deities of that universe, I'm trying to convince micros to do the same with me so I can hear "Nelly's tits!" screamed out more often

oough I'm looking like a slapped ass this morning

helluva time for my game to crash lmao

This ffxiv comic is making the rounds again on Tumblr so I might as well repost this classic here Goblin offering reasonable acceptable payment 🍒🦍

For @hushyum.bsky.social #1800Comm #Muscle

Happy Mother’s Day 🩷💐

Why would you be wishing me a happy Mother’s Day? It’s just another one of those stupid commercialized- 😵‍💫 Aww that’s so sweet of you, my precious little darling~ Of course we can spend the day out together 💕

happy mothers day, everyone legally has to be nice to me today

god has let me live another day so I'm about to make it everyone else's problem

Someone doesn't read the signs... ft. @p4wsized.bsky.social My patreon - www.patreon.com/c/lightly_san Our art community - middlekingdoms.carrd.co

push to start cat

The effects of Estrogen-3: An evolved mutation of the Estrogen hormone that turns people into voluptuous goddesses. This character is named Tilly btw

hey man can you just walk into my suspiciously boss-arena sized room. don't worry about the save point outside that's just to give you a break haha. just walk in. walk into this room right now

oough hangover's got paws this time,,,

ah tequila, the hurtful gf I always come crawling back to a giant intoxikitty sprawls over your city :3

Inside you there are two wolves.

game of the year

in honor of shb coming to free trial

Rescue is such a fun ability in ff14 its got so many uses, I can move a clueless dps away from an aoe Or pull the tankbuster towards the party when I want to play God Or when the other healer Rescues me so I Rescue them back, it's like when girls fight & we pull each other's hair

Instantly made a ffxiv version

NellyCat works for the "World's Largest Cat Cafe" but instead of a big place with a bunch of kitties you just get to pet one world's largest cat

happy micro may, welcome to the lobby

my self treat: got myself a ticket to see FF Distant Worlds in July! been wanting to go to one ever since i was a wii lass, if they play 13's music i'll cry

I was fuming when the boss asked me to come in office for a meeting that's on Teams, little did I expect it was cause I had the best Q1 numbers out of a company of 500+ people and got a sizeable reward from the CEO himself the new job role has brought a lot of stress, but glad I've been killing it

If there's no punchline before the end of this joke of a year, I will reach up and pull God down into hell with me

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me and the girls

Paws so immense they each need their own address with different zip codes

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wasn't expecting this dynamax spot to be so powerful, but i don't think he's complaining about accidentally becoming a raid boss wonderful piece by @blurthefur.com