Half my dang family are on weight loss jabs I feel like a Kardashian

The mourning of Brigitte Bardot glossing over her rampant bigotry is a good argument for the existence of Pretty Privilege

Animals can't notice your flaws, call you out on your shit, offend you, challenge you, or live in a way you disagree with like people can. That's why some people, like Brigitte Bardot, are only invested in animal welfare and are hateful to humans. I call it the Morrissey Paradox.

Brigitte Bardot was a prime example of someone who is into animal rights but had zero love for humanity, probably because animals didn't have the capacity to offend her. Rest in piss, you old nazi.

RIP to Brigitte Bardot, sixth best singer to collaborate with Serge Gainsbourg, but definitely the one most convicted for repeatedly inciting racial hatred.

Found a bookstore that stocks your novels

Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video

You can and should report this game using the flag icon in the middle of the page: store.steampowered.com/app/4168960/...

If you wake up early to go to the sales on boxing day you're a straight psychopath

American evangelical Protestant conservatives are out here inventing new forms of weapons grade irradiated blasphemy.

THE THING HAPPENED

Men will literally follow a star before asking for directions

Forever grateful I wasn't born into a "let's go on a Christmas hike/bike ride!" Family or a family that watches the king's/queen's speech

No autism in the 1980s? So we're supposed to believe Morrissey was just Like that?

My sister came up with "WeaJew" instead of Philosemite and we need to be using this.

Andrew Tate's twitter right now

Yearly reminder that Love Actually is fucking garbage

My brother, Fergal, is wearing a t shirt that says "best Fergal ever"

Liberal Zionists annoy tf out of me. "Zionism is just the belief Jews should be able to live in their homeland ☺️" no it isn't, it's openly an ethno nationalist political movement. "It's just a belief in the existence of a Jewish state ☺️" How? And in what form? Be fucking detailed and specific.

open.spotify.com/track/3pPtku... Every year I like to spin this Christmas classic, about a dude who fucks women while their husbands are out

people.com/turning-poin... Somewhere, Erika Kripke is angrily screwing a new Boys Universe script into a ball as his ideas are continually stolen by reality

youtu.be/H0WiwB1Cjbg?... RIP Chris Rea, everyone crack an egg in your bath in his memory tonight ♥️

"So Mrs Kirk, a veritable nobody befaw this, watches her husband's murduh, a bloody affair, and within weeks she is galavanting across the laahnd sellin' her wares n' endawsin' JD Vayunce.... Bah gawd it don't make a lick uh sense"

It's objectively weird as fuck that Erika Kirk used to be virtually unknown and rarely showed her face and now she's EVERYWHERE

Nazi dead, Logan Paul with a broken jaw, Andrew Tate beaten to a pulp, Tommy Robinson pissing his Knickerbockers when a Muslim boxer confronts him... This will sustain me until spring

What do these two women have in common apart from neither of their husbands can go within 200ft of a school?

Happy Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve!

Critical support to Dubai for facilitating the broadcasts of Tate and Paul getting their heads boxed off them

One of those "An Audience With" type retro shows with @cmatbaby.bsky.social would go sooo hard

The good news for Tate is he didn't have a jaw to break in the first place

The rest of the world: we have so many delicious national Christmas treats! The gingerbread man, panettone, pavlova, what about you? The UK: raisin pie. The rest of the world: Oh how - wait, raisin pie? The UK: Raisin. Pie.

Simpsons Nerd gifts from @danielharris19.bsky.social (who received personalised Frank Grimes pencils and a Crab Juice can cozy from me)

Read “All I Want for Christmas is a Sane Approach to Israel/Palestine“ by Ciara Houghton Ruane on Medium: medium.com/@ciarahought...

On David Walliams: The Daily Mail reveals that “showbusiness reporters at The Sun were told to drop negative stories about Walliams because both that newspaper and HarperCollins are owned by Rupert Murdoch's NewsUK, even sharing offices near London Bridge.” archive.ph/2025.12.20-0...

Islamaphobic racists when they get an invite to Dubai or Saudi Arabia

There tends to be this view of the publishing world that it's more high brow and less ruthless than other industries in media. It's absolutely not true. It's a ruthless and cutthroat industry.

yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass

Russell Brand will be baptising David Walliams before the end of 2026

Can't believe it's Christmas, and David Walliams is going to be visited by three Ghostwriters to show him the error of his ways.

WARRRRRR IIIIISS OOOOOVERR

Every other email I get is like "Ciara, tell us how your blibley experience was! Download our scumbumble app and start your free trial of Fart today!"

It's so painfully frustrating to see the response to the Bondi shooting being made all about Israel. So many Israeli flags at vigils, insistence we have to stop criticising Israel forever in response. Can we just fucking protect Jews before we protect a rogue apartheid state??????

Being British means tiny raisin pies are the ultimate Christmas treat

If a magazine posted a photo like this of me I'd kms

Anarchist mother Mary sticker 🥰

Families can be non traditional. Sometimes a family is Benoit Blanc and his three adopted adult kids who he solves mysteries with.

God gave me a big nose and a fat ass because she knew good character design is recognisable in silhouette

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Starting Wake Up Dead Man