oh does everything have to look like kpopdh now

working remotely, or remotely workin', am i right

clever, inventive, funny satire site The Onion led to the Reddit NotTheOnion, portraying real headlines that come too close to punchlines, then there's NotTheBee, Babylon Bee spinoff, technically more literate & successful as it doesn't constantly fail at comedy, just hates minorities still shit

In which I perform

I had this 'album' on my Bandcamp since 2020 & I probably need to revise it for the sake of streamers. It's stuff from my YouTube jokery, but I included a few things that use other people's work. I even just tried making much nicer cover art for it, but I can drop the the 33:40 pun for songs' sake

Wonder if we'll see another invention go from imperative to obsolete quite as fast as the wristwatch. Though it is useful for telegraphing you're a douche

submitted my lo-fi albums to the bloody algorithm. I think, excluding parody/remix/cover, I can sort two more albums thus. one from 2020 that's completely fine but I was gonna do a new cover for, & one of YouTube-oriented scraps I need to get selective over

I'm really into dying but really bad at getting around to it so I'm just gonna leave detractive comments on murderous cults' youtubes

djentrification

in my overwhelming pain era (I'm alive)

internet's a fuckin wasteland

always conflicted about Martin Lewis 'cause he's technically a radical comrade but in this really tedious way, encouraging a life of money anorexia, never yet completely overthrowing capitalism???

when social media pops up with a "you seem suicidal. can we help?" notice they never offer any realistic means of helping do it

a Life is Strange game starring Daria

if I hate how I sweat so much, maybe cut out amitriptylene

heatwave's a great time to feel ugly

got/heard the new Peter Murphy, and it's really good, which just makes it ridiculous he puked an AI cover unto it

no, I said my health IS goth

"she's not gonna fuck you bro" - men, to people who aren't all about tricking people into sex

online rhetoric about how we shouldn't call Anne Frank bisexual goes like "she was, but we should bury some bits of history"

woke up with a dream melody, went to record it before I forget it, & knocked the piano & stuff over 'cause I'm too painful to coordinate. I suffer for my art

AI fruit people crying in Gaza

I absolutely do not expect to be able to undertake, or fathom, a regular day job ever again. But music-related freelance stuff, and maybe like tech help, & I guess I'm toying with/permanently 'allowing' some profit-oriented algorithms to access my content. it's really undermining but it's the world

the ways I'm uncomfortable with my body have new bits (weight gain), old bits (hairline, doesn't move but always bad), old bits that worsened (sweat), things I forget are that bad (facial hair) I might be nearly 'past' make-up as it's kinda polish-a-turd stuff now, & immediately sweated off

The day after World Turtle Day is Box Turtle Day

idea for Nolan to say to Musk: well it's not called The Normalcy

idea when speaking to old people: say "I've been [x] since before you were born"

Shit-for-brains man almost stumbles into legit radical feminism, still winds up objectifying

"barrister/barista" puns are now on the shitlist and, like, this pun didn't deserve it. It's good; it's fun. but it belongs completely to dad

Why would a dream with a Pattern Against User cover be so painful?

Heh, I tried to Unfollow someone and Unfriended them... Beh whatever. Sorry [person] but we don't actually know each other

WAP but it's about period

Guy hearing Swans: this is not what I expected Michael Cera's band to sound like

saw some Andrew Schulz on Trigger-nometry (the actual name of the podcast that they've not yet changed) The two hosts are pseudo-intellectuals, but you can clearly see their discomfort with how intellectually dishonest they're being by welcoming him to their side. Subpar guys reduced to slop

Steven Crowder waking up every day and having to confirm he's not the one who died

write-up of the 'latest' album

petition to rename British Pride marches "Chuffed"

got an Are They Vagueposting About Me so I thought I'd vaguepost. I guess the level of potential awareness that makes me wonder is something that it might be apt to act on... but I dunno, if you wanna communicate with me, communicate with me; it's clear enough that it's available

waking from emotionally unpleasant dream into maximum, done-a-marathon ache, all the other ways my body's failing, sleep wasn't restful, pre-sleep was completely desperate... not waking at all would've been so much nicer. instead, I do this more than once a day, & the pain remains novel

glimpsed the Funky Spectrum site and it's still a demented tosser trying to portray everyone else as demented tossers, while typing 'sexy gamer girl' into AI image generators

always skip on leg day =]

How being alive feels since at least 2010, constantly all the time, it's a good and feedback-looping reminder that it's not worth it at all, but I'm never anywhere near organised enough to sort out dying

Guy who loves Russell Brand but isn't aware of anything he does but rapes

so what exactly are your hips doing in these images Shakira

Every time I read 'goy' my brain processes it as "that's the slur for Jews. This person is anti-Semitic", then a second layer kicks in where I remember "that's the slur FROM Jews. This person hates everyone who's not in their cult". I don't internalise a quicker analysis response yet.

I need to stop treating dumbass commenters with good faith. Even when they're affecting good faith, they're either intellectually dishonest or intellectually absent.

"are Boy Throb a Nathan Fielder project?" I see why you'd think this, if you assume that all four of these self-unserious, comedically talented guys are self-serious and not comedically talented.

remember when Ricky Gervais was misogynistic to an AI 'SJW' edit of Emma Thompson on the Graham Norton show?

one for the valentine's playlist