Did Tim just die?

... It's schway. I'm leaving anyway. It's my night to patrol, so- See ya, bozos.

[Sleepily.] Still the first blood son. [Back to sleep he goes.]

... Uh, surprise?

Safe to say...don't ask 𝘢𝘯𝘺 of em.

Amanda Waller. Clone DNA. Surrogate mom. Terry McGinnis.

// I hate you all everything is so fun here at night I need to sleep before I die

The paycheck has been...slow. Desperate times call for desperate measures. "Superbat yaoi for sale. Pre-made digital pieces, and commissons. Send me a text for pricing." You gotta go where the market is.

Uh oh. Cat's outta the bag.

Wait. Just a sec. YOUR dad?

Mr. Kent- which Robin? There's like, ten of em.

Getting that yaoi tea

First, Tim's racist. Then someone names their kid Eobard. Now my dad's getting married? You can't make this slag up.

Now I KNOW Eobard is the name of a man who doesn't pay taxes.

So, lemme get this straight... you guys founded the Justice League together *and* you're boning?

Did my hearing aid malfunction or did Terry really say THAT? Damn, I would have gotten a flip-flop thrown at me so fast it would make Bart seem slow.

... Wait, you and Superman?

𝘛𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺.

Uh huh. You don't have to be embarrassed.

Hey. Mr. Wayne. Congrats on getting your dick wet. It's about time.

Your dad's what.

"Vhite people...."

... Sorry. Low hanging fruit, I know.

"You vill not like the truth. White people."

Two Dicks.

I'm here all night. ... No, seriously.

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Real quick: who names their kid Eobard?

My favorite Flash is the one who runs fast.

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Tim... Man. I used to look up to you.

Dude..

Fox. *Coughing.*

Tim. You can't hate Tails, man. He's just a little guy.

... Oh. Man. Sorry about that. I should've - Err. Nevermind. C'est la vie. That trip was a good time. You get to play volleyball?

Nice to meet you, Bart. ... We haven't met, right? That'd be awkward.

Alright. Before I wave my wave my Wand of Condescension and Sarcasm, who's trying to bang who?

Little Flash. ... Lemme guess, Bart?

... I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.

Says the schwayest old young guy in Bludhaven.

Uncle Dick.

... Superseed?

[This was turning out like Fight Club. In a way, he was okay with that. Their own way of venting without communicating effectively. Words were always layered. Everything was.] ... You eat out a lot? [Terry squinted, watching a bird struggle to fly across the street.]