/ oh no, that's my goat slandering (and rightfully so) my goat...

/ gotta go get after it. bringing my laptop so you might see me later. be safe, love y'all, drink water!

They replaced cast members on your version of the Princess of Fresh? Wow, yours really is the fucked up Earth.

You could've had Batman spitting in your mouth, dude. Huge missed opportunity.

I think, and I'm qualified to think this way, because I've spent a lot of time studying the minds of fujoshis on the internet, that you missed out on a homoerotic experience with a bunch of jocks and probably damaged your social standing with those guys forever.

This guy is fucking edgy, but he gets it!

Oh, wow, so guys really do play with each other's nipples in locker rooms? I thought that was just Our Own Archive ficship stuff... And they were playing with yours after trying to make you healthier? 𝘿𝙪𝙙𝙚.

Yeah, Batman's kind of a bitch.

It's Greek - ? Oh, like a probiotic? That makes sense.

What the 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 is Zesti?

Wish my Dad would fucking implode.

Catch them on my phone, though? Are they transferable? Can I put them in PokéHouse?? Totally a She! Couldn't even imagine her as a guy. All burly? Oh, not at all! That sounds AWFUL. She's emotionally closed off and allergic to shows of genuine emotion, to the point of self-destructiveness.

❝ That's totally my name. It's a family name, and its written on my ID. ❞ Nodding. Adjusting her glasses. Nod - ❝ I left my ID at - uhhh, the free clinic, though, or I'd show you. ❞

What the fuck is a Justice 'Gang'? You mean the League??

Good! Really good, actually. It's good to see former troublemakers getting their shit together and becoming productive members of society. Keep it up, Punchy! 🥰 [ She can't hear sarcasm, what the fuck is that?? ]

!!

I'm ... just a concerned citizen, and my name is - Stacy Ffffff. Fakename.

It was, actually, really fucking sick. If ever you hear about a gang operating out of a Home Depot, you gotta go raid them. Peacemaker IS my bestie! Is she yours too!? Man, that's so fucking cool! Like Star-Crossed Best Friends, or somethi - What the hell is that? You've got games on your phone?

Sleep is important, man. Not just for beauty purposes, but also to give your fridge a chance to refresh itself.

What? Oh, my God, can you imagine? I mean, I've seen someone get their nipples sandblasted off, but that's different. I tape them to prevent chafing, dude! It's a tip my bestie gave me, kind of the greatest hero for peace in existence, so... I brought my Switch, hang on, lemme -

I feel like this is gonna be a HUGE list eventually, so I'm giving it its own thread. Taking them as they come, let's start with the first one on the list!

𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 (𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 + 𝘝𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴)

Holy shit, can you imagine trading Pokémon inter-dimensionally? We'd get actual Radi-Beasts! Going no boobs is definitely cool too, dude. I feel like you must save SO much on nipple tape.

/ in a just world, Misty Quigley would be a brunette and I'd have an undeniable FC choice. look at this, man. tell me you don't see the vision

That's . . . not the answer I would've given, but that makes so much sense! Shiny Rowlet's the same color as your armor that's SUCH a good answer, dude! Woah.

Oh! Oh, that's such a good idea, dude. Okay, okay! Uhhh - Oh! Okay, so what's the BEST Pokemon Generation?

WAIT! WAITWAITWAIT. How do I know you're not a shapeshifter? Or a doppleganger? Some kind of Super-Chameleon, adapting to people and not just the environment?

NO. FUCKING. WAY.

She - She uh ... She kinda looks like the lady in the Whitesnake Video? But deadlier. And not straddling a T-Bird, I have to stress that part.

I was using the notes app on my phone! And then the paper lady was looking over my shoulder and learning all my secrets!

𝘚𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺. 𝘚 𝘰 𝘳 𝘳 𝘺. No real apology, no excuse, just fancy lawyer talk. Of course. She should've represented herself like she'd planned. ❝ Adrienne. ❞ Popping up from the bench, she reaches for his hand and gives it a good... albeit quick, squeeze before letting go. ❝ Allegedly. I could be anyone. ❞

Now it all comes together. The 'subtle references'. The insistence. The fucking inability to be deterred by her rock-hard dedication and professionalism? 𝘽𝙞𝙜 𝙋𝙖𝙥𝙚𝙧. Adrianne's got a hand around her machete, and the other angling toward the 'Senorita Knife' she kept tucked against her inner thigh.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

/ i'm still fully in love with this weird loser, but I've been welcome back into DC Comic Book stuff w/ a burgeoning Absolute Verse, so I'm kinda hyperfocused over there. If you need me, shout me!

"A wise man once said. . . . . .Don't break my stuff unless you plan on paying for repairs." 》#DCRP OC 》FC - Clint Barton 》18+ 》Dark themes 》Friendly writer "Because I 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 get 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 enough to fix this 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐩." #DCRP | #MVRP

That's REALLY good to hear. As popular as Punchline is, she'd HATE* to have to put a few rounds in her to make sure she didn't go incite any kind of ... well, ilegality.

Aerodynamics. He probably flies better that way

It's not like he's gonna steal forty cakes or something just because he's bald, be for real.

Nothing wrong with being bald. It's distinguished, and helps to avoid any receding hairline issues down the line.

❝ Took you long enough, I only get, like ... an hour for my lunch break. ❞ She's been sitting there for fifteen minutes! Well, seventeen and a half minutes specifically, but still. That's well over a quarter of an hour for something as 'simple' as a second degree murder charge.

❝ Well the whole thing is scuttled now, fucking... perimeter breach and all - ❞ She's trying not to pout. Her face is just naturally long, that's not dejection or anything, she's fine. Already working on a new angle - ❝ Hey, what's your name? Who 𝙖𝙧𝙚 you? ❞

It's a lot. It's too much, actually, she feels like Tilda Swinton in that Indiana Jones movie. It burns white hot, all the way down to her soul, this . . . this explanation, this vision, this overwhelming wave of mortality - And then when its over? She's just . . . standing there. Blinking. Lost.

Lining up her shot. No optics, barely calibrated iron sights either. But the wind was playing nice, and she'd painted a name* on this bullet ages ago. She wouldn't miss.

Now, hang on a second -

/ oh, thats gonna be good for her. I'm sure that won't fuck her up any more than she already is

It was definitely a disarming look. True enough, she'd never expect Death to walk up looking like ... this. ❝ Do you have some form of ID? A badge, or something? I want to believe you, I think this would be a cool thing to be true, but I've been burned before. ❞

❝ Well, you're kinda soft around the edges! You look like someone I'd see on my 'For You' page giving a four-part lecture on how best to apply my eyeliner. ❞ A series she would bookmark, as her own eyeliner application was ... lacking. ❝ It's just a little hard to believe on its face, is all. ❞