spins his gas gun in his hand

“Didn’t you steal the look from a fall guy and then add a jacket? I’m carrying on a classic legacy.”

“It’s not that original a look.”

fires his gas gun “Hmm…needs tinkering”

#GothamGala “My old man used to attend Gala’s like this. I hear he was good friends with the Wayne family. …I‘ve become less of a party animal lately but I’ll still attend these things at times.”

These rap beefs are getting crazier and crazier

// A modern day crossover with Batman and the Green Hornet would be interesting Let’s just ignore the fact that the Britt Jr. Green Hornet referenced Batman as a fictional character once

“I lied. I know a few riddles”

“Oh don’t get me wrong. Your traps are Jigsaw-esque. Difficult and deadly. However, you could preform the perfect crimes if you didn’t leave a riddle behind telling where you’d strike next.”

“We’re also both…‘criminals’” looks at the fourth wall and winks

“I question the brilliance of a man who compulsively makes it easier to stop him.”

“I am not The Riddler by the way. I keep getting that every time I visit Gotham.”

“Do you call yourself the Blue Beetle or Blue Frog?”

“Why wouldn’t you name it a Beetle Bot. Seems a bit off brand.”

“Good Century City Morning”

points his finger “Bang.”

“I would certainly hope that the child doesn’t drive the Batmobile”

“I’m mad as a hornet! But…I feel like most folks are these days”

“I don’t think I’m being invited to any Luthor gatherings anytime soon. The Daily Sentinel isn’t exactly afraid to call out Lex on his questionable actions as a businessman.”

“Who needs a Batmobile when you can drive the Black Beauty?” a woman’s voice is heard calling out from far away ‘Only Kato drives the Black Beauty’ “…Mulan, must you ruin my fun?”

The green one

“Green Lantern. Green Hornet. Green Arrow. Lot of green folks running around.”

// Kay Faraday? AKA Edgeworth’s Maya, who’s at least 75% less likely to be falsely accused of murder?

“Papa Bat? You don’t see Kato calling me Da-…” he paused for a moment, clearing his throat “I mean…she probably shouldn’t. And didn’t.”

“Host? No. I’m simply analyzing the battle and trying to determine who is most likely to win, based on external factors and what is known. The match realistically could go to anyone. Even though I believe Red Hood has the advantage, all Arsenal needs is the right opening. One slip up.”

“…On one hand, according to my observations, Arsenal has more experience with accuracy. However, Red Hood has more experience with guns. However, both rely on the genuine article. Not toys. The skill does not translate for various reasons.”

“A NERF gun war? Man. Batman really does have a bunch of kids as sidekicks.” …………. “It does look like fun though.”

“I am not my father. But I am still the Green Hornet. I carry on the legacy. And if I might add, I look damn fine doing it.”

“Not to mention, by posing as a criminal, other criminals feel a bit more…open to you. They’re willing to talk about deals and more willing to divulge some info more openly. Rather than through interrogation. Although I do that too. …It has its pros and cons.”

“Suppose it’s part of the legacy. It made sense, when the original did it. Criminals face off against heroes all the time. And they know how to manipulate them. Tell me. How many times has someone threatened a hostage or used collateral to stop you in your tracks?”

“You know. Pretending to be a criminal is exhausting. I’m tired of the police shooting at me.”

“Nice to meet you Mr. Dingagain.”

“I don’t shed a tear if a human trafficker gets critically hurt, personally.”

“I think if that man smiled, it may literally cause his face to crack.”

“Anyways I’m gonna go walk towards my normal sized car and have my normal sized drive drive me to my normal sized mansion”

“You know. Anybody who has to go out of their way to call something normal sized probably has something that isn’t normal sized.”

falls asleep at his desk. He had a long night.

“Kung Fu, bitches.” strikes a pose

Britt tends to go for a non-lethal approach. But he /did/ kill his father’s killer…by letting his pants drop. …it’s a long story…

“Killing should be avoided when necessary. But I suppose sometimes it’s unavoidable.”

// For Green Hornet lore, the city it takes place in keeps changing. For Britt Jr. it’s the fictional Century City, which I assume is a combination of its two previous homes. So basically Century City is Los Chicangelos

“Tirum? Sounds like the name of a horse.”

“In that case, perhaps. Or at the very least one of the older models. I keep a few spares on hand.”

“…Wow. That’s almost as bad as my not safe for work leak.”

“And what do you plan on firing it at? Even though it’s non-lethal, it could still be misused. And, arguably, in the wrong hands, it could become lethal. Given the right scenario.”

“It’s…not exactly a toy.”

It’s my fault mostly. And the media.

“No. It shoots a knockout gas, sometimes as a spray. And sometimes as a pellet that bursts on impact. Perfect for long distance…”

“The Hornet Gun needs some tinkering. I used it to hit a guy over the head and I’m guessing his skull is as thick as a brick because it sort of bent. Completely throws off my aim.”

Sounds relatable.