loving this new gardening trend of trying to obfuscate the classic front yard tap with a conspicuous covering of dick shaped astroturf

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

still thinking about how much fun predator badlands was

what kind of heinous bastard starts mowing the lawn at precisely 8am on a saturday

if netanyahu and putin have evidence of trump&clinton that would absolutely explain the state of the world today

the lorikeet tries protea for the first time as @cakeandmadness.bsky.social lovingly watches

she's okay and going into rehabilitation! they found nothing to really explain why she was on the ground and didn't even attempt to move when i caught her, other than she's quite underweight

today's rescue was a juvenile peregrine falcon who is giving SUCH a look

my black zarak ko is here! i was originally going to use it just to complete my g1, but i think it'll go on the shelf while the original safely retires to the comfort of its styrofoam coffin i actually love how clean it looks without stickers!

imagine how safe, clean and fresh the air would be if covid caused penile atrophy

EMPATHY NEEDS TO BE THE FOUNDATION OF SOCIETY

me rescuing all kinds of actually dangerous Australian wildlife vs me when there's a spider

MY RHINOCEROS SON IS HERE

'i used chatgpt to-' let me stop you there bc if you cant be fucked making the thing, i am not wasting my time

not to be too g1 purist about it but i absolutely couldnt abide the tricycle wheels on craftsman toys afterburner, so i chose the lesser evil and made a clip on rear wheel to match the front one and a white vinyl wrap for the translucent blue window

haul of october '25 #transformers #starwars #blokees #mylittlepony

unfinished print project - studio ox thighs for unite warriors devastator

goose update - YES

something in skydive's shoulder prevented him from attaching to superion. a wayward nurdle. what's a nurdle? a small plastic pellet, the raw material for literally everything that's injection molded this has never happened in all my years of toy collecting!

'it's just a preorder, im sure i can afford it by the time it comes in' the eternal lie

imagining your future financial situation when your preorders come in

welp. my haslab omega prime preorder finally came in.

i finally found an MP loudpedal for cheap because im at least the 3rd owner and someone panel lined the robot mode awesome, time for my own mod - a more fittingly decepticon flamey hood sticker 🔥

he's so magnificent

i had to cover the medicine shelf with a piece of corflute NO LORIKEETS ALLOWED

ive caught a swan every week for the past month - unnamed - paralyzed. no struggle scraggle - perfect beautiful boy. mild dispute at being put in the carrier. big cuddles. a+ slappy - slapped the fuck out of us with her wings. hit me in the face and bruised my leg

scratchy - first blood with twelve scratches on my abdomen, tore my shirt, shat on my shoe, and knocked @cakeandmadness.bsky.social 's glasses off if this continues ramping up i may be dead soon

jimmy wales had better sue the everloving fuck out of that cunt

x-acto #1-10 are the mambo #1-4 of hobby knife blades

my precious little friend scraggle has passed away we looked after and protected him from day one, when i first saw this scraggly little anxious patchy juvenile swan being bullied. he very quickly understood and loved and trusted us ever since, even after he grew up into a beautiful adult swan +

i swear half the effort with a good heist is working out how they did it. always an uphill challenge

he's a bit terrifying

forgetting to refill the cat water until the pump makes a noise like a wet smoker's cough

the circle of life was not messing around today. a heartbreaking rescue of a swan so weak it couldn't hold its head up any more .. and then the discovery of three newly hatched baby cygnets, right near home

the reason i had that disaster with the caulking gun glue is because apparently it was the best for being waterproof and mounting things like plaques to concrete and here it is. the memorial plaque i had made for lady pond. her last babies are investigating ❤️💔

haul of september `25 #transformers #blokees #starwars

Microsoft needs to understand that i am not replacing my computer until it's dead and that hassling me about it makes me hate them a little bit more every time

kong skull island is so much fun but marc evan jackson is criminally, offensively underused at this point why even cast him

if anyone comes across any murderbot/kirsh fanfic let me know

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

the dinosaur does not like the rectangle #swanoftheday

the fire department just told us they don't have a ladder. sure jan.

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

watching an aerobatic display and thinking about how much of a little bitch wesley crusher is

watched a man die inside when he asked if i liked doctor who and i said no

Hoy es miércoles de "Alien: Earth".

i hate that for local pizza huts we have to choose between - the one with the perfect lightly oiled crispy base, but scrimps on sauce like their wages depend on it the one that sauces generously but wouldn't know crispy if it bit them in the face and the unspeakably bad one that isnt an option