Goode won.

Imagine if Barack Obama had tried to capitalize on his 11 assassination attempts.

"Whaaaaaa whaaaaaa whaaaaa! They did what *we* did. Only better. NOT FAIR!!!"

The Onion has successfully bought InfoWars. Happy 4/20. 😂

Very stable genius.

3/28/26 | LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS 🚫👑NO KINGS III BROADWAY BRIDGE #ARX501 #ThePeoplesProtestsAndMarchesAR

Jeremy Hollingshead and his family are facing a tough situation after his accident left him a quadriplegic. Their accessible van, which is crucial for their outings and medical appts, is now unreliable and unsafe. gofund.me/bc848efaa

Except there’s NO DRAFT but there is pregnancy…perpetually.

DOGE said it was cutting government waste. So they gutted USAID — the agency that feeds starving people around the world. Meanwhile the Pentagon spent millions on lobster, ribeye, and even a $98,000 piano. open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

The word imminent means something is about to happen, especially something significant, often unpleasant, and very soon. 47 years is not imminent. These warmongers are very stupid people.

The interesting thing about the election in Arkansas is that several people that Sarah Huckabee Sanders supported got totally spanked. She should be worried about her own political neck.

Yes! Hallie Shoffner won the Arkansas Democratic primary for the US Senate! ✨💫✨ I have hope that old MAGAt Tom Cotton will be kicking rocks soon, never to be seen nor heard from again. #ProudBlue #ArkansasBlueDot #HallieShoffner #TomCotton www.4029tv.com/article/hall...

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The child-in-chief raised tariffs on the world from 10-15 % using a different authority (that lasts just 150 days) because… He’s pouting and wants to feel strong. Regardless of your opinion of Donald, he’s a baby and this is stupid and the history books will judge us. Harshly.

Textbook. If you are surprised, it is because this shit usually, at least not in the last 150 years, does not happen in the US. And the past is mild in comparison

This

Imagine being the most powerful man in the world and being this much of a whiney victim BITCH. Good god what a child

MAGA: “I ain’t watching the halftime show!!!! I’m watching the pro-family TPUSA one headlined by KID ROCK MAGAAA!!!!” Kid Rock song: “ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see. Some say that's statutory (but I say that's mandatory)”

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

The Admin smeared a peaceful protester who had every right to protest & posed no danger to any federal agent. The reason trust in this admin is at an all time low is because they intentionally lie to the public to advance MAGA narrative. That's exactly what they are trying to do in this case in MN

The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same

I would’ve said: Fat Incoherent Fuckwit Award

I just use the shorter version. Dumba**es. It just rolls off the tongue better.

Tyson Foods announces that they’ll be closing a major beef-processing plant in Lexington, Nebraska with 3,200 employees. Lexington has a population of 11,205. Nebraska overwhelmingly voted for the orange felon over VP Kamala Harris. I hope they’re enjoying their vote.

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TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME: The official Massachusetts SNAP website now warns that Trump is “choosing not to issue November SNAP benefits that help you and many families put food on the table.” It also warns of cuts due to “Congressional Republicans and President Trump” in the “One Big Beautiful Bill.”

Sorry ass sons a bitches.

Same guy 24 hr difference.

Also, Rachel has played Big Brother 3 times and has only been evicted once #BB27

Production probably could care less but this is funny af #bb27

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'would you be this uppset if it wasn't Rachel' I DON'T FUCKING KNOW BECAUSE IT WAS RACHEL NOW FUCK OFF #BB27

Dreams do come true! #bb27

😭 #BB27

Idk what newsom’s press office has been cooking for the past couple days but please keep cooking

Fox News falls for it hook, line, and sinker.

Diamond tat for Arkansas that's my boy #bb27

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