"The danger is all around us. We are suckers for this charm. It’s going to be our downfall, it seems. We’d rather be entertained than taken care of. It’s tragic, really.”--Michael Shannon

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

I feel like I’m too young to already be bird watching age.

When my daffodils start daffodying 😔

There's no "controversy" over The Witcher 4, it's just gotten picked up in what is now a cottage industry of YouTube-based outrage content farming by people who have zero actual investment in or understanding of the things they cover multiple times a day, every day

Makes me really nervous when I see my son giving the Christmas tree a Kubrick stare.

I love them both sm and I will protect them with my life

me: im not gonna cut my bangs before family pictures also me:

I was so blasted last night I went to the kitchen to grab the iPad and charger and came back with the charger and a small cutting board instead. I didn’t even notice till I tried to plug it in.

I’ve officially been indoctrinated into the Costco tempura shrimp cult.

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.

is this good? #pokemontcg

“I’m so happy” Ms Rachel sings in the background as my toddler crushes the pancake I made him into the floor I just mopped last night.

Just saw someone say that Burmese Pythons are “big backing” the Florida ecosystem, which I guess isn’t an inaccurate way to describe it.