I’m not keen on jumping ship just yet but if this place goes belly up I’m not going back to the mechahitler app. I’ll just go live behind the walls of the internet and play a pipe organ all day like the phantom of the opera.

Sorry I wasn’t listening, I was thinking about how Matt Berry pronounces “sexual”

kirby is a really interesting franchise because it's been made by the same studio and largely the same team of people for over 30 years so you can see these very clear evolutions of ideas and gameplay, it's like a window into a universe where everybody didn't burn down their institutional know-how

After The Hunt when it hits wide release

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

more ghost of yōtei twitch.tv/jacktries2game

Streaming Ghost of Yōtei! Come join twitch.tv/jacktries2game

After many hours Death Stranding 2 has now transitioned from a game I played with headphones to one I play on mute while listening to a podcast. I enjoy this stage. It’s like when a t-shirt you love gets worn so much it becomes pajamas

VIFF 2025! Gonna track what I watch in this thread and hopefully beat the 13 I saw last year

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER was my first “Steely Dan will start speaking to you at a certain age” moment, despite my best efforts resisting it for years

Bluesky feed is like ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ cute kitty! ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ [adult content] ------------------ we're doomed ------------------

One Battle After Another (2025)

Stoked

Live on twitch playing Metroid: Zero Mission!

The Men In Black have too much power. Why are we celebrating them in song?

When I was a teenager there was a bus direct from my hometown in Germany to London - we had a British army base, and this direct bus connection was one of the benefits of that. One summer I went on that bus to go volunteer in an old people's home in Southend-on-Sea. I had just turned 18 and was... 🧵

Worried about how hyped I am for Spider-Man: Brand New Day. All I’m seeing are green flags

Serotonin

Switching Death Stranding 2 to a 4k TV after like 100 hours makes me feel like I am seeing it for the first time

Me after I finish my bedtime ritual of chastising my past self for every tiny mistake

Finding vegetarian soup in Canada is funny

I hope that Gunn’s approach with an elseworlds Batman in the new DCU leads to the MCU dropping its blind obedience to its own canon. Its restrictive to unique storytelling and yet is frequently deprioritised when it comes to core elements like relationships, themes, character progression, + setting

My dad after one beer: “Y is a useless letter. Who needs it?”

Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China

You, seeing this

So tired this evening I thought this was a real guy for a sec

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Late catching up on Alien Earth but episode 2+3 are huge step ups from the pilot.

People complain about woke now but they should’ve seen 2005. Batman was driving around in a tumblr - and get this, the website didn’t even exist yet

Oh you simple lefty, naively dreaming of utopia and aiming your efforts in the general direction of those goals. We should actually be trying to make things worse

that endless feeling (for too long now)

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator

The world is in a lot of trouble. That much is clear. But we just need to have a little faith that it will be solved by the greatest minds of our generation, who have congregated to debate in the Instagram comments section of a meme account

Shot, chaser Young men more likely to vote Green than Reform. Young men second most progressive group of any demographic. Combined right-wing vote barely bigger than Green vote alone for young men

If you want to normalize a viewpoint online, don’t say “normalize ___.” Simply act like it’s already normal and always has been. It’s easier to do this when your beliefs are actually correct

Don't live your life in such a way that after you're killed people who liked you get furious whenever anyone else quotes the words you said in life verbatim

Streaming the new Donkey Kong DLC over on Twitch! twitch.tv/jacktries2game

thank you for releasing super Mario galaxy 2 Chris Pratt

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:

i say this about once every six months but that final A Tribe Called Quest record is truly extraordinary. could make a legitimate case that it is their best record, which by default makes it one of the greatest hip-hop albums of all time

Ziplining across Mexico in the Death Stranding 2 post-game! www.twitch.tv/jacktries2game

In 2025 he has a hit podcast he's pivoting into a government role